The Homers Club!

[THATHURMANATOR]

As many of you may remember a couple years ago I started the Ostrich club. It was dedicated to all of us "homers" with our heads in the sand. Well I have decided to reinvent the club. Who is with me? We need a design for our signatures as well. Anyone want this task to come up with one will be a member of the cabinet!

[Earthquake Enyart]

I was with you until you asked me to change my sig. :down:

[Iehoshua]

As long as it doesn't involve Blew Dreadsoe...

:puke:

[Patrick76777]

As many of you may remember a couple years ago I started the Ostrich club. It was dedicated to all of us "homers" with our heads in the sand. Well I have decided to reinvent the club. Who is with me? We need a design for our signatures as well. Anyone want this task to come up with one will be a member of the cabinet!


Ah yes. I was the VP of the OC.

We were the OC before the OC was the OC.

[THATHURMANATOR]

I was with you until you asked me to change my sig. :down:
You don't have to EE. You are above the law.

[THATHURMANATOR]

As long as it doesn't involve Blew Dreadsoe...

:puke:
Why would it?

[billsburgh]

count me in Thurm. I'm always optimistic this time of year.

[Jan Reimers]

I'll proudly sign on, Thurm. After all, I look at the Bills in a positive light, buy season tickets and merchandise, root for them every week, and want them to stay in Buffalo.

That must make me a classic Homer.

[THATHURMANATOR]

Ah yes. I was the VP of the OC.

We were the OC before the OC was the OC.
Yes we were!
If you would accept I would love to reinstate you as VP of this new and more prestigious club. Will you accept?

[Earthquake Enyart]

You don't have to EE. You are above the law.
Somebody needs to tell these new mods that. One of them actually had the audacity to give me a warning yesterday. :cynic:

[THATHURMANATOR]

count me in Thurm. I'm always optimistic this time of year.
:hi5:

[THATHURMANATOR]

I'll proudly sign on, Thurm. After all, I look at the Bills in a positive light, buy season tickets and merchandise, root for them every week, and want them to stay in Buffalo.

That must make me a classic Homer.
YOU DIRTY HOMER!!! I LOVE IT!!!

[LtBillsFan66]

I'm not a homer. Sorry. At least my own definition of homer.

[THATHURMANATOR]

We just needed some unity here. Those bastard "realists" have been breaking our spirits.

[LtBillsFan66]

YOU DIRTY HOMER!!! I LOVE IT!!!
:rofl:

[Patrick76777]

Yes we were!
If you would accept I would love to reinstate you as VP of this new and more prestigious club. Will you accept?


I would be honered to accept the position!

[Iehoshua]

Why would it?
Since the OC did...

Glad we are all in agreement!

:party:

[THATHURMANATOR]

I'm not a homer. Sorry. At least my own definition of homer.
COME ON MAN!

[Patrick76777]

YOU DIRTY HOMER!!! I LOVE IT!!!


ROTFLMAO.

[EricStratton]

I would be proud to join Thurm.

It's football for christ sake, what's the point if you're not a homer.

[THATHURMANATOR]

I would be honered to accept the position!
FANtastic!!!

[LtBillsFan66]

COME ON MAN!
IF YOU INSIST!

[THATHURMANATOR]

I would be proud to join Thurm.

It's football for christ sake, what's the point if you're not a homer.
EXACTLY!!!

[THATHURMANATOR]

ROTFLMAO.
That is a 5 pointer if I am not mistaken!!!

[Patrick76777]

It's football for christ sake, what's the point if you're not a homer.


I think we just found our motto!

[THATHURMANATOR]

How long before Mike moves this thread?

[THATHURMANATOR]

IF YOU INSIST!
And I do!

[LtBillsFan66]

And I do!
I'm in!

[THATHURMANATOR]

YES!!!

[EricStratton]

I think we just found our motto!


Should someone print up the T-Shirts?

[THATHURMANATOR]

Should someone print up the T-Shirts?
YES!

[Captain gameboy]

I just face painted a giant H on my face in Blue with a Red Crossbar

That gets me on some kind of executive committee-----right?

And then...And then....
I crossed out all non homers in my rolodex.

[Earthquake Enyart]

:homer: and proud of it.

[THATHURMANATOR]

I just face painted a giant H on my face in Blue with a Red Crossbar

That gets me on some kind of executive committee-----right?

And then...And then....
I crossed out all non homers in my rolodex.
YOU ARE IN

[Iehoshua]

Spikes is the undisputed best linebacker in football.

Am I a homer since I truly believe this?

:D

*note* Can we get an exemption clause when it comes to fantasy football? Homerism in any capacity is fatal to a team.

Although my first year playing fantasy baseball, I had a team that was all-Yankees, literally. I came in 7th place out of 10! Considering everything, that was pretty darn good!

[THATHURMANATOR]

Spikes is the undisputed best linebacker in football.

Am I a homer since I truly believe this?

:D

*note* Can we get an exemption clause when it comes to fantasy football? Homerism in any capacity is fatal to a team.

Although my first year playing fantasy baseball, I had a team that was all-Yankees, literally. I came in 7th place out of 10! Considering everything, that was pretty darn good!
Who will win the AFC east?

[Iehoshua]

Who will win the AFC east?
Buffalo baby!!!!

Who else? The Jests? The Phish? The Gaytriots? I think not!

[THATHURMANATOR]

Buffalo baby!!!!

Who else? The Jests? The Phish? The Gaytriots? I think not!
You are in of course!

[Earthquake Enyart]

Who will win the AFC east?
WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY.

[THATHURMANATOR]

Homers lets compile a list of Realists so we know who is against us.

[THATHURMANATOR]

WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY.
That is also an acceptable answer!

[Captain gameboy]

Homers lets compile a list of Realists so we know who is against us.

Homer enemy number one. ICE
Homer enemy number two Op.

Sceduled for termination with extreme prejudice.

Suggest a giant letter R with a diagonal line through it left on remains to...............
"get the message out!"

[HAMMER]

I would be proud to join Thurm.

It's football for christ sake, what's the point if you're not a homer.

Best point yet, if you are a fan, you are/should be a homer. A Homer should be defined as a fan that optimistically looks forward to every season/game. Not someone that looks toward doom and gloom. I'm in, Homer here! Doh.

[THATHURMANATOR]

Best point yet, if you are a fan, you are/should be a homer. A Homer should be defined as a fan that optimistically looks forward to every season/game. Not someone that looks toward doom and gloom. I'm in, Homer here! Doh.
Welcome to the club!

[TacklingDummy]

Best point yet, if you are a fan, you are/should be a homer. A Homer should be defined as a fan that optimistically looks forward to every season/game. Not someone that looks toward doom and gloom. I'm in, Homer here! Doh.

What about JP "homer"? There's sure is alot of those.

Some of you may think OP is not a "homer" but he is a "JP Homer". Same with Ice.

[THATHURMANATOR]

What about JP "homer"? There's sure is alot of those.

Some of you may think OP is not a "homer" but he is a "JP Homer". Same with Ice.
GET THE F OUT OF THIS THREAD!!

[djjimkelly]

can i be a semi homer. full only when jp is the topic

[THATHURMANATOR]

Yes

[Mitchy moo]

Hey wait a minute, who are you calling a homer?

[THATHURMANATOR]

Hey wait a minute, who are you calling a homer?
This is a serious club only Skoobs...

[Mitchy moo]

This is a serious club only Skoobs...

I've been called a homer more times in the past month then anyone on here.

[THATHURMANATOR]

I know but we need to keep our eyes on the prize.

[TacklingDummy]

The "JP Homer Club" I nominate

For President: JP Era
VP: HHurricane
Secretary of Defense: Ice
Recording Secretary: The Groanster
Head of the Depart. of Homeland Security: justasportsfan

Known Enemies: YardRat. TacklingDummy, DrewBlueFan and anyone else who questions JPs potential.

[THATHURMANATOR]

The "JP Homer Club" I nominate

For President: JP Era
VP: HHurricane
Secretary of Defense: Ice
Recording Secretary: The Groanster
Head of the Depart. of Homeland Security: justasportsfan

Known Enemies: YardRat. TacklingDummy, DrewBlueFan and anyone else who questions JPs potential.
WHO CARES????

[TacklingDummy]

WHO CARES????


I certainly don't.

[THATHURMANATOR]

I certainly don't.
Good!

[THATHURMANATOR]

Hey TD did you know that JP Losman is a better Qb than you will EVER be?

[TacklingDummy]

Hey TD did you know that JP Losman is a better Qb than you will EVER be?

And did you know JP Losman is a better Qb than you will EVER be?

Don't be upset I left you out of the cabinet. There are still plenty of positons available.

[THATHURMANATOR]

And did you know JP Losman is a better Qb than you will EVER be?
Yes and that is good because I am a pretty good QB..

[TacklingDummy]

Yes and that is good because I am a pretty good QB..

Madden '06 doesn't count.

[tat2dmike77]

I'm in cause after all

I GOT A FEELING BUFFALOS GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL

[THATHURMANATOR]

Madden '06 doesn't count.
Yes it does.

[TacklingDummy]

I'm in cause after all

I GOT A FEELING BUFFALOS GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL

Super Bowl tickets are on sale already?

[THATHURMANATOR]

Super Bowl tickets are on sale already?
Yes

[The_Philster]

Unless it's right after a game which we lost...I'm usually pretty excited for the next Bills game cause I'll always predict a vistory even if it's unrealistic...so I guess I'm in :idunno:

19-0 this season, baby :up:

[tat2dmike77]

Super Bowl tickets are on sale already?

how whitty

[billsburgh]

Buffalo baby!!!!

Who else? The Jests? The Phish? The Gaytriots? I think not!
LET'S GO BUFFALO

[ddaryl]

Just read my sig

[THATHURMANATOR]

Just read my sig
:hi5:

[Earthquake Enyart]

how whitty
witty

[madness]

This club rules. :D

[jamze132]

I'll proudly sign on, Thurm. After all, I look at the Bills in a positive light, buy season tickets and merchandise, root for them every week, and want them to stay in Buffalo.

That must make me a classic Homer.
Well if this is what being a "Homer" is all about, I have been a homer since 1985 and will continue to be until I die in 2066.

[THATHURMANATOR]

Welcome Jamz!

[jamze132]

I've been called a homer more times in the past month then anyone on here.
But for different reasons

[Captain gameboy]

I have been a homer since 1985 and will continue to be until I die in 2066.

Don't die then. It will be the 1000th anniversary of the Battle of Hastings.
It is going to be wild for Homer Club members!!!

[jamze132]

Don't die then. It will be the 1000th anniversary of the Battle of Hastings.
It is going to be wild for Homer Club members!!!
Well if I miraculously survive, I will be there to celebrate. I am not really sure what it is but if it invloves beer, I can celebrate anything.

[Mr. Miyagi]

I want in. Where do I sign up??

[BAM]

I am SO IN this club brother!

SIGN ME UP.

:homer:

[THATHURMANATOR]

You are all in!!!! Feel free to use the new insignia!

[BAM]

Sweet! THURM I am going to make up an avatar of Homer with a Bills hat on later tonight maybe.

[THATHURMANATOR]

Sweet! THURM I am going to make up an avatar of Homer with a Bills hat on later tonight maybe.
Great! I will use it for sure!

[Michael82]

I'll proudly sign on, Thurm. After all, I look at the Bills in a positive light, buy season tickets and merchandise, root for them every week, and want them to stay in Buffalo.

That must make me a classic Homer.
I guess I'm right with you. I'm such a homer that I take a drive over to St. John Fisher almost every day to watch my favorite team practice and I talk about all the good stuff I saw at camp instead of the bad, because there is no bad.

[Michael82]

I'm excited about this season. I really believe the Bills are going to start out slow, but will kick ass by the end of the season. This team could EASILY go 9-7 or 10-6. JP is the man to lead them there. :up:

:gobills:

[THATHURMANATOR]

Welcome mike now take the sig I created and insert in your sig.

[Earthquake Enyart]

I guess I'm right with you. I'm such a homer that I take a drive over to St. John Fisher almost every day to watch my favorite team practice and I talk about all the good stuff I saw at camp instead of the bad, because there is no bad.
Atta boy Mike.

[Mr. Miyagi]

I take back the homo comment about you Mike! It's just Phil!

[Historian]

I Pledge allegiance to the Buffalo Bills,
The greatest team in the NFL.
And to Marv Levy, football genius.
One team,
Coached by Jauron,
Undefensable,
With wins over the Patriots and the fish.

Amen.

[blackonyx89]

I am 100% down with the HOMERS CLUB!

HOMERS CLUB? FA SHIZZLE MY FANOFBIZZLE!!!

[Captain gameboy]

I Pledge allegiance to the Buffalo Bills,
The greatest team in the NFL. ......(World)
And to Marv Levy, football genius..... (all around genious)
One team, (One Unstopable Force)
Coached by Jauron, (God's chosen)
Undefensable, (Way offensible...And Special teamable)
With wins over the Patriots and the fish.

Amen.

Fascist.
But in a good way.

[Michael82]

I Pledge allegiance to the Buffalo Bills,
The greatest team in the NFL.
And to Marv Levy, football genius.
One team,
Coached by Jauron,
Undefensable,
With wins over the Patriots and the fish.

Amen.
:bf1:

[Historian]

I take back the homo comment about you Mike! It's just Phil!

Hey...you call me a homer...or a even a homo.

Just don't call me late...for a Tailgate!

[Michael82]

Welcome mike now take the sig I created and insert in your sig.
Nah, I'll make my own using your pic. Thanks though. :up:

What ya think? :D

[THATHURMANATOR]

Nah, I'll make my own using your pic. Thanks though. :up:

What ya think? :D
That will work!

[LtBillsFan66]

Nah, I'll make my own using your pic. Thanks though. :up:

What ya think? :D
Nice touch!

[Michael82]

Nice touch!
Thanks. Gotta get into training camp mode. :up:

[justasportsfan]

Nah, I'll make my own using your pic. Thanks though. :up:

What ya think? :D
sweet.

[BAM]

I think the Homers could easily take out those pussies in the rep mafia.

[The_Philster]

I take back the homo comment about you Mike! It's just Phil!
Excuse me? :huh:

[!Papacrunk!]

so, it would be safe to say that there are a lot of homers on this board?

[SABURZFAN]

As many of you may remember a couple years ago I started the Ostrich club. It was dedicated to all of us "homers" with our heads in the sand. Well I have decided to reinvent the club. Who is with me? We need a design for our signatures as well. Anyone want this task to come up with one will be a member of the cabinet!



i'm not into the minion scene but consider me to be outside help.if anybody gives you crap,give me a holler.i'll take care of the two-bit hacks. :beers:

[SABURZFAN]

so, it would be safe to say that there are a lot of homers on this board?


not as many as Finheaven though.

[!Papacrunk!]

not as many as Finheaven though.
Good thing I'm not a member there! Can't stand the place for that reason and the amount of youngsters there. Not everyone there is bad, just not the place for this PhinFan.

Also, as I mentioned in a previous reply---with threads like this, the jokes, even the weak ones, write themselves.

[SABURZFAN]

Good thing I'm not a member there!


did they ban you too?

[THATHURMANATOR]

Good thing I'm not a member there! Can't stand the place for that reason and the amount of youngsters there. Not everyone there is bad, just not the place for this PhinFan.

Also, as I mentioned in a previous reply---with threads like this, the jokes, even the weak ones, write themselves.
Holy **** man the entire thread is a joke to show how ridiculous the "realists" have become... I didn't think it needed to be spelled out for you, but you are a fin fan!!! Way to ruin the bit maaaaan.

[Earthquake Enyart]

All these fin fans are douches. Even more annoying than the "realists". :down:

They can't even hang out at their own site because they all suck too. What losers.

[THATHURMANATOR]

All these fin fans are douches. Even more annoying than the "realists". :down:

They can't even hang out at their own site because they all suck too. What losers.
People gravitate towards people like us EE... There is nothing we can do about it.

[Captain gameboy]

Agree.
Its like ultramegasuck.

[Earthquake Enyart]

People gravitate towards people like us EE... There is nothing we can do about it.
Sometimes I feel like I'm wearing slug magnets. :::

[THATHURMANATOR]

I am astounded that Papacrunk did not get this whole thread....

[Earthquake Enyart]

I am astounded that Papacrunk did not get this whole thread....
I'm not.

[EricStratton]

Holy **** man the entire thread is a joke to show how ridiculous the "realists" have become... I didn't think it needed to be spelled out for you, but you are a fin fan!!! Way to ruin the bit maaaaan.



Wait a minute Thurm, this whole thing is a joke?

I stopped wearing pants to honor the Homers club (much to the chagrin of my co-workers) and now you are telling me it's all a scam.


I guess the tattoo will come off eventually.

[THATHURMANATOR]

Wait a minute Thurm, this whole thing is a joke?

I stopped wearing pants to honor the Homers club (much to the chagrin of my co-workers) and now you are telling me it's all a scam.


I guess the tattoo will come off eventually.
Sorry Stratton, but we will continue with this.

[SABURZFAN]

Wait a minute Thurm, this whole thing is a joke?

I stopped wearing pants to honor the Homers club (much to the chagrin of my co-workers) and now you are telling me it's all a scam.


I guess the tattoo will come off eventually.



that's why i consider myself outside help.

[!Papacrunk!]

I got the joke, since you had started to sarcastically call peeps homers in all caps in previous posts before the Homer-A-Thon. I thought it was funny that peeps were starting to own their true homer feelings, j/k.

Also in regards to the douche comment, lol. I guess it's not a "personal" attack since it was directed to a group of people, but douche is still a very funny word though.

[THATHURMANATOR]

I got the joke, since you had started to sarcastically call peeps homers in all caps in previous posts before the Homer-A-Thon. I thought it was funny that peeps were starting to own their true homer feelings, j/k.

Also in regards to the douche comment, lol. I guess it's not a "personal" attack since it was directed to a group of people, but douche is still a very funny word though.
No I was calling you a douche directly!

[Dozerdog]

Did you know-

Homer was my first Avatar here at the zone? I'm in Thurm!@!!

[SABURZFAN]

I thought it was funny that peeps were starting to own their true homer feelings



i thought the true homer feelings were funnier when the Fish lost their Opener to the Texans.i thought Finheaven and Phinzmania were both gonna "belly up."

[!Papacrunk!]

No I was calling you a douche directly!
so then that would qualify as a personal attack then? Lol, whatever brudda.

[!Papacrunk!]

i thought the true homer feelings were funnier when the Fish lost their Opener to the Texans.i thought Finheaven and Phinzmania were both gonna "belly up."

just like the theme of this thread, and what I was saying, it was a joke man. Rival fans always want to call eachother homers, for whatever reason, and when people openly admit to it, even in jest, it's good times. That Texans game was pretty bad though, that was the epitome of a Wanny choke job.

[Luisito23]

19-0 this season, baby :up:



:beers: :beers:...

I know I'm kinda late Thurm, but I'm definetly down with this club, count me in brother....:respect:



GO BILLS!!!!!!!