The 1st official "I hate Jauron" Thread

[patmoran2006]

I am starting the first official "I hate Dick Jauron" thread right now. Bash me now, say what you want blahblahblah. Trust me, revisit this thread by mid-season and half of you will be subscribing to it as well.

Apparently, sources are indicating that despite the fact Losman has showed a much stronger arm and better composure during camp, Jauron has all but made up his mind he's going into the season with Holcomb as his starting quarterback. I have two things to say about that.

1- If this is indeed true, Jauron is as big a peice of **** as Mularkey was. Here's a newsflash, Dick.... You arent coaching for your job this year. You can go 3-13 with Losman and see what you got, and you still wont get fired. Then again, since your the king of head coaching mediocrity (exclude one season), you'll be satisfied with Kelly Holcomb and the potential 7 wins he can get you this year.

2- Maybe Losman really does suck. I mean, I was totally ready to blame his lack of development on Mularkey. But are you kidding me? Now a brand new staff, with an EMPHASIS on youth on this roster, and he can't clearly beat out Kelly ****in Holcomb?

At any rate, if Jauron starts Holcomb, I officially say "blow me" to him, and feel suckered for buying into any system he is trying to implement.

[Mr B]

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I would rather they play Losman so they know what they have- or dont have.

[patmoran2006]

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I would rather they play Losman so they know what they have- or dont have.

You and about every Bills fan on earth other than the Holcomb (and apparently) Jauron family.

[Night Train]

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Your only " Source " is your poodle who recites Mother Goose stories to you at bedtime.

If BS was raw energy, you'd be a power station.

[patmoran2006]

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Your only " Source " is your poodle who recites Mother Goose stories to you at bedtime.

If BS was raw energy, you'd be a power station.

LOL yep.. But I'm still right, Holcomb's gonna start

[shelby]

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i'll believe it when the announcement is official.
If Holcomb wins the job, so be it. i want the QB who can score points out on the field.

[Dr. Lecter]

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Can you people give it a rest? One day all of the 'sources' say Holcomb. The next day they say Losman.

For God's sake people. Calm the hell down.

[OpIv37]

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I won't subscribe to the "I Hate Jauron" school yet.

I will, however, sign up for the "I'm extremely skeptical of Jauron" thread. Given his overall HC record, he has a lot to prove before I'll trust his decisions.

[Tatonka]

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Ron "pat" Burgundy just loves to hear himself talk.. or see himself start threads in this case..

Ron Burgundy: Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

Veronica Corningstone: No, there's no way that's correct.

Ron Burgundy: I'm sorry, I was trying to impress you. I don't know what it means. I'll be honest, I don't think anyone knows what it means anymore. Scholars maintain that the translation was lost hundreds of years ago.

Veronica Corningstone: Doesn't it mean Saint Diego?

Ron Burgundy: No. No.

Veronica Corningstone: No, that's - that's what it means. Really.

Ron Burgundy: Agree to disagree.

[mayotm]

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I won't subscribe to the "I Hate Jauron" school yet.

I will, however, sign up for the "I'm extremely skeptical of Jauron" thread. Given his overall HC record, he has a lot to prove before I'll trust his decisions.

Fair enough. Let the guy coach a few games with the Bills before we hate him.

[Drive 4 Five]

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Your only " Source " is your poodle who recites Mother Goose stories to you at bedtime.

If BS was raw energy, you'd be a power station.

Can I get an AMEN. His "sources" also procliamed that J.P. Losman was going to be traded and the Bills were going to be drafting a QB in the 1st. Funny how that turned out.

[Saratoga Slim]

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I won't subscribe to the "I Hate Jauron" school yet.

I will, however, sign up for the "I'm extremely skeptical of Jauron" thread. Given his overall HC record, he has a lot to prove before I'll trust his decisions.

That's fair. I'd like to think that there were factors beyond his control that contributed to the losing records in Chi-town. But nonetheless, he does have four losing seasons under his belt.

We don't have much to go on thus far, except his choice of coordinators and whatever role he may have played in player personnel decisions. I do like his demeanor and the fact that players seem to love him. Thus, I'll say so far so good, but it's going to be a while before I'm ready to give a thumbs up or thumbs down. Maybe even more than this season--Mularkey looked like he was going to pan out after that strong finish in his first year.

[patmoran2006]

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Can I get an AMEN. His "sources" also procliamed that J.P. Losman was going to be traded and the Bills were going to be drafting a QB in the 1st. Funny how that turned out.

My super hero sources also say that Anthony Thomas is going to rush for 2,500 yards this year, in the first half of the season.

and I never said we WERE going to draft a QB in the first round. Though I sure as hell wish we did now.

[TacklingDummy]

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LOL yep.. But I'm still right, Holcomb's gonna start

And he should start. There's nothing wrong with trying to win games early in the season when every team is 0-0. When the Bills are 0-6, like most of this board thinks anyways, giving Losman the final 10 games of the season would be the right thing to do.

Giving up before the season starts is moronic.

Look at last year. With a better QB the Bills could have started 6-0/5-1.

[patmoran2006]

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I love the way some of you clowns know how to do nothing but attack the poster when its a message not to your liking.. Its pretty humorous.

Cant wait til week one when Holcomb starts, you'll find new crap to attack since you dont know how to accept the POINT to begin with.