More Carry-On Items Banned on Planes

[Ebenezer]

So we'll have to ban liquids, solids...that just leaves gases. Something just stinks about all of this!

it's just the burrito exhaust...

[Discotrish]

Is it possible to open the emergency door mid-flight? Will extremist Muslims now start seeking this seat? Would you be willing to sit in that row next to an Arabic-looking male with loose shoes?

Patti

[Dr. Lecter]

if Bill Clinton was president we'd still be deciding if we should invade Afghanistan

Nah. Bill loved sending our military to Haiti, Boasni, Serbia, Iraq (coincidently on the day his trial started!) and other places. He loved to use the military.

One could speculate that he might have invaded Iraq too.

[Ebenezer]

Is it possible to open the emergency door mid-flight? Will extremist Muslims now start seeking this seat? Would you be willing to sit in that row next to an Arabic-looking male with loose shoes?

Patti
:ill: I am an Arabic-looking male with loose shoes...

[Ebenezer]

Nah. Bill loved sending our military to Haiti, Boasni, Serbia, Iraq (coincidently on the day his trial started!) and other places. He loved to use the military.

One could speculate that he might have invaded Iraq too.
and the Reps screamed for 8 years because he was a draft-dodger...but it is alright for their boy...hypocrites.

[Dr. Lecter]

and the Reps screamed for 8 years because he was a draft-dodger...but it is alright for their boy...hypocrites.

George served honorably in the National Guard!!!!!!

Isn't funny how people flip-flop on thier feelings depending on who is in the big chair.

[shelby]

All i have to say after wading through the pages of *****ing and moaning is this:

Who the :curse: ever told any of you that life is fair?

You have been grossly misinformed.

[Dr. Lecter]

Life is a *****, then you marry one.

[Ebenezer]

All i have to say after wading through the pages of *****ing and moaning is this:

Who the :curse: ever told any of you that life is fair?

You have been grossly misinformed.
most definately...people are way too soft...it all started with hair care products for men and has been downhill ever since...

[Dude]

All this griping is a moot point since the end of the world is imminent anyway.


Sheesh....

[Ebenezer]

Life is a *****, then you marry one.
not true...Mrs. Eb is far from one...

[Ebenezer]

All this griping is a moot point since the end of the world is imminent anyway.


Sheesh....
end of the world?? I'll need more salsa then - can I take that on a plane?

[Dude]

Only the stuff from New York City - it's not REAL salsa, thus not explosive.

[shelby]

New York City?

[shelby]

Denis Leary said it best. "Life sucks, get a :curse:ing helmet."

[Dude]

Get a rope.

[L.A. Playa]

I like the fly naked idea as long as you can choose not to fly on the fat ass flight, it could be a huge money maker you could charge more for flying with the sexy people and discount flights for flying with fat asses and old people

[L.A. Playa]

then Op could fly with a tube of toothpaste shoved up his ass

[Historian]

most definately...people are way too soft...it all started with hair care products for men and has been downhill ever since...

Says the middle eastern looking guy with no hair.

[Ebenezer]

Says the middle eastern looking guy with no hair.
:snicker: do you know how little it costs me in shampoo?? :snicker:

[Historian]

I like the fly naked idea as long as you can choose not to fly on the fat ass flight, it could be a huge money maker you could charge more for flying with the sexy people and discount flights for flying with fat asses and old people

How about a lonely hearts naked sexy people flight?

That way the Vals the Shelbys and the Danneys of the world could look for companionship...all while steadfastly making their destination!

:D

[Historian]

:snicker: do you know how little it costs me in shampoo?? :snicker:

Only a fraction of what it costs you in deodorant, I'm sure.

[L.A. Playa]

How about a lonely hearts naked sexy people flight?

That way the Vals the Shelbys and the Danneys of the world could look for companionship...all while steadfastly making their destination!

:D

this could be a goldmine of an idea

[Ebenezer]

How about a lonely hearts naked sexy people flight?

That way the Vals the Shelbys and the Danneys of the world could look for companionship...all while steadfastly making their destination!

:D
quick way to become a member of the mile-high club...just put out for a total stranger

[shelby]

Uh....i no longer need such a service, thanks.

[Ebenezer]

Only a fraction of what it costs you in deodorant, I'm sure.
I am betting a years worth of shampoo (after we use coupons and buy stuff on sale) probably costs me about the same as one of those $33 bottles of conditioners you buy.

[Ebenezer]

Uh....i no longer need such a service, thanks.
did you get any last night? how about the night before? tonight?

[Historian]

Uh....i no longer need such a service, thanks.

Oh give it a few weeks....

[shelby]

Oh ye of little faith.
You shan't be invited to the wedding.
:nana:

[ArcticWildMan]

Wedding??!!! You must be a glutton for punishment!

[shelby]

Time will tell, Arctic.
:D

[Valerie]

How about a lonely hearts naked sexy people flight?

That way the Vals the Shelbys and the Danneys of the world could look for companionship...all while steadfastly making their destination!

:D
If you call me "Val" one more time, I'm going to punch you in your ****ing face next time I see you. And no, I'm NOT joking!

[L.A. Playa]

Is Valerie on steroids or is it just that time of the month ???

[ArcticWildMan]

If you call me "Val" one more time, I'm going to punch you in your ****ing face next time I see you. And no, I'm NOT joking!

:movie:

[Dr. Lecter]

Hit him the face Valerie, just don't mess up his hair.

He spent $33 on just conditioner!

[Meathead]

im pretty sure eb doesnt use deoderant

[Dr. Lecter]

im pretty sure eb doesnt use deoderant

Mr. Pot, meet Mr. Kettle.

[Dude]

Not while he's on a plane, anyway.

[Discotrish]

If you call me "Val" one more time, I'm going to punch you in your ****ing face next time I see you. And no, I'm NOT joking!

"He's the same boy he used to be..." S. Winwood

Patti

[Historian]

Oh ye of little faith.
You shan't be invited to the wedding.
:nana:

Isn't Jack a little young to be wed?

:D

[Historian]

Hit him the face Valerie, just don't mess up his hair.

He spent $33 on just conditioner!

Don't forget the 19.95 for the Nexus Therappe Shampoo!

[Dude]

Day-um, Kiper!

[L.A. Playa]

Kiper is a victim of too much hairspray and or gel, not someone who takes care of his hair with quality shampoo and conditioner

[Dude]

Okaaayy....


Day-um ..... uh ......


I got nothin'.

[LtBillsFan66]

If you call me "Val" one more time, I'm going to punch you in your ****ing face next time I see you. And no, I'm NOT joking!
Threats are TOS violations. Please read the TOS over so you get that straight.

[Historian]

Threats are TOS violations. Please read the TOS over so you get that straight.

That's okay BF1...I want her to hurt me. I want her to make me feel cheap!

:snicker:

[LtBillsFan66]

That's okay BF1...I want her to hurt me. I want her to make me feel cheap!

:snicker:
Then it should be taken to PM.

[ArcticWildMan]

Then it should be taken to PM.

Or you can just ignore it since it doesn't concern you. ;)

[shelby]

Evidently bf1 has become the new Zone police.

[Dozerdog]

If you call me "Val" one more time, I'm going to punch you in your ****ing face next time I see you. And no, I'm NOT joking!http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/user_pics/4-1148010515.jpg I think Valerie has been mixing volitile liquids today...:lol:

[Valerie]

I have been, Dozer....ice water, Slim Fast and red wine vinegar. lol

[Ickybaluky]

Evidently bf1 has become the new Zone police.

Police are officially sanctioned. He is more like the Zone Charles Bronson or Zone Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

[shelby]

No. He's bored and delusional.

[OpIv37]

Nobody thought sneakers were a threat either until a terrorist tried to light the fuse on his Reebocks over the Atlantic in 2001.

Now everyone removes their shoes.

How about trying to stop stuff before it happens then trying to play catch up all the time?


OP- just drive everywhere. Enough whining.

Piss off.

How about making realistic security decisions instead of reactionary policies and unnecessary bannings? This ban does not make us one bit safer.

Neither do the shoe searches because once they banned matches and lighters, shoe bombs aren't a threat anymore.

You think it's whining that the terrorists are changing the way we do things? That the government is making assinine security policies that don't make us safer?

And BTW, we've already been over this- flying isn't always a choice. And even when it is, why should I put up with this BS because of stupid terrorists and even more stupid government policies. It's unreasonable, unnecessary and doesn't make us any safer. The only way to make us truly safe is to just ban air travel altogether.

[Ickybaluky]

No. He's bored and delusional.

Attack the post, not the poster.

[Dude]

stuff ....Crap. Is it time to start arguing again?

:D

[OpIv37]

OP...it's not even 10AM...get over it...there is no reason for the crap that is taken into a plane...terrorist threat or not...you buy a ticket; you ride the plane...there is NO REASON TO HAVE TOOTHPASTE ON BOARD. period. It is not a singles bar. If you breath is that bad get it taken care of by an oral surgeon. Be thankful they don't make you sit there with your hands folded. Not get over it and get some air.

does it matter if there's a reason? The terrorists are still telling us what to do and the government is still making security policies that are reactionary and don't make us safer.

Why don't they just strip search us then make us check our clothes and board the plane naked? Will you be saying "get over it" when it comes to that?

[shelby]

why should I put up with this BS because of stupid terrorists and even more stupid government policies.
Because, Op, if you want to fly, YOU HAVE NO CHOICE but to abide by the stupid government policies. It's as simple as that.

BTW, you can still bring matches aboard a plane.

[shelby]

Attack the post, not the poster.
Don't you start, Mister.

[Dude]

BTW, you can still bring matches aboard a plane.And snakes.

[L.A. Playa]

Op is like herpes when things start looking bright and good here comes another outbreak to just **** up the mood

[ArcticWildMan]

And BTW, we've already been over this- flying isn't always a choice. And even when it is, why should I put up with this BS because of stupid terrorists and even more stupid government policies. It's unreasonable, unnecessary and doesn't make us any safer. The only way to make us truly safe is to just ban air travel altogether.

So you would rather we don't do anything because it inconveniences you, right? So what if terrorists blow up a few planes, Op isn't inconvenienced and that is what counts.

[shelby]

16 pages of *****ing and whining.
i am flabbergasted!
http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/user_pics/9-1148073684.gif

[ArcticWildMan]

16 pages of *****ing and whining.
i am flabbergasted!
http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/user_pics/9-1148073684.gif

And it looks like he's just warming up for todays daily dose.

[OpIv37]

So you would rather we don't do anything because it inconveniences you, right? So what if terrorists blow up a few planes, Op isn't inconvenienced and that is what counts.

:shakeno:

I would rather the government comes up with policies that actually PROTECT us. IF this stuff is so dangerous:

a) why hasn't it been banned before
b) why hasn't it EVER lead to one death or injury, ANWHERE, EVER? Terrorism and liquid explosives weren't invented yesterday.


You think it's about convenience- I think it's about reasonable responses to risks and threats.

[Dude]

16 pages of *****ing and whining.
i am flabbergasted!
http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/user_pics/9-1148073684.gifActually, there were about three pages dedicated to hair products and physical threats.

[OpIv37]

Because, Op, if you want to fly, YOU HAVE NO CHOICE but to abide by the stupid government policies. It's as simple as that.

BTW, you can still bring matches aboard a plane.

So that makes it right? If you were a Jew in Nazi Germany YOU HAD NO CHOICE but to go into a concentration camp.

There are ways to make the government change policies. It's amazing how complacent our society has gotten over these overbearing policies.

And not having a choice doesn't make it any less frustrating and irresponsible.

[Dozerdog]

Comparing the Jewish Holocaust to denying Shampoo on carry on luggage?

:rofl:


I thonk we have a nominee for the Zone awards with this one!

[shelby]

Most Hyperbolic Argument?

[ArcticWildMan]

:shakeno:

I would rather the government comes up with policies that actually PROTECT us. IF this stuff is so dangerous:

a) why hasn't it been banned before
b) why hasn't it EVER lead to one death or injury, ANWHERE, EVER? Terrorism and liquid explosives weren't invented yesterday.


You think it's about convenience- I think it's about reasonable responses to risks and threats.

I think it's a reasonable responce when they had proof that 10 planes were going to be attacked in a few days.

So by your logic, we only institute security measures in responce to actions already taken by terrorists.

[Dude]

If they really want to make flying better and safer, they need to prohibit people from passing gas once inside the cabin.

[L.A. Playa]

someone should report OP to hemland security so each time he has to fly they will put him through living hell at security and we will have 10 different threads all 100 pages long with him *****ing about the experience

[Historian]

I have been, Dozer....ice water, Slim Fast and red wine vinegar. lol

Nobody cares about what feminine hygene products you use, Valerie.

[LtBillsFan66]

someone should report OP to hemland security so each time he has to fly they will put him through living hell at security and we will have 10 different threads all 100 pages long with him *****ing about the experience
:rofl:

The board would crash.

[Ebenezer]

"He's the same boy he used to be..." S. Winwood

Patti


love that song...

[Dr. Lecter]

I have never done this before, but..........

Anybody want to 2nd my nomination to send this thread to the Hall of Fame?

[Ebenezer]

I have never done this before, but..........

Anybody want to 2nd my nomination to send this thread to the Hall of Fame?
:wave:

[ArcticWildMan]

I'll 2nd it. :D