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hammerbillsfan
08-10-2006, 05:53 PM
<table bgcolor="#c5d8eb" border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="1" width="100%"><tbody><tr bgcolor="#ffffff" valign="middle"><td bgcolor="#e8f1fa" width="14%">From:</td> <td width="86%"> http://myspace-442.vo.llnwd.net/00730/24/45/730755442_s.jpg (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=77315501) Adam (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=77315501)

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</td> </tr> <tr bgcolor="#ffffff" valign="middle"> <td bgcolor="#e8f1fa" width="14%">Date:</td> <td width="86%"> Aug 10, 2006 7:42 AM </td> </tr> <tr bgcolor="#ffffff" valign="middle"> <td bgcolor="#e8f1fa" width="14%">Subject</td> <td width="86%">Attention Women With Mullets</td> </tr> <tr bgcolor="#ffffff" valign="middle"> <td bgcolor="#e8f1fa" width="14%">Body:</td> <td style="" width="575">The mullet went out of style in 1985. Please change your hairlstyle, stat. You are embarassing yourselves, and the people who look at you. If you are fat, a woman, and have a mullet, please just throw yourself in front of oncoming traffic. Make sure it's a bus, or a train, because your fat ass will probably survive a collision with a car.</td></tr></tbody></table>
:roflmao:

shelby
08-10-2006, 06:07 PM
F_L is a badass.
He is giving RedEyE a run for his money.

L.A. Playa
08-10-2006, 06:08 PM
I thought that was funny when I saw it this morning

Bill Brasky
08-10-2006, 06:46 PM
http://www.mulletsgalore.com/motw/images/mullet_wedding/image001_mg.jpg

shelby
08-10-2006, 06:48 PM
Welcome back, freeman, we missed you!
:rofl:

L.A. Playa
08-10-2006, 06:52 PM
is that a zoners wedding pic ??

Gunzlingr
08-11-2006, 06:56 AM
It is Shelby and her new man from Michigan

Forward_Lateral
08-11-2006, 07:17 AM
:rofl:

I hate femullets.

hammerbillsfan
09-07-2006, 08:31 PM
bump for F_L

Iehoshua
09-07-2006, 09:36 PM
:rofl:

SABURZFAN
09-08-2006, 03:33 AM
<table bgcolor="#c5d8eb" border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="1" width="100%"><tbody><tr bgcolor="#ffffff" valign="middle"><td bgcolor="#e8f1fa" width="14%">From:</td> <td width="86%"> http://myspace-442.vo.llnwd.net/00730/24/45/730755442_s.jpg (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=77315501) Adam (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=77315501)

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</td> </tr> <tr bgcolor="#ffffff" valign="middle"> <td bgcolor="#e8f1fa" width="14%">Date:</td> <td width="86%"> Aug 10, 2006 7:42 AM </td> </tr> <tr bgcolor="#ffffff" valign="middle"> <td bgcolor="#e8f1fa" width="14%">Subject</td> <td width="86%">Attention Women With Mullets</td> </tr> <tr bgcolor="#ffffff" valign="middle"> <td bgcolor="#e8f1fa" width="14%">Body:</td> <td style="" width="575">The mullet went out of style in 1985. Please change your hairlstyle, stat. You are embarassing yourselves, and the people who look at you. If you are fat, a woman, and have a mullet, please just throw yourself in front of oncoming traffic. Make sure it's a bus, or a train, because your fat ass will probably survive a collision with a car.</td></tr></tbody></table>
:roflmao:


what's so funny?it's true.they don't make cars like they used to.F_L forgot to add semi as far as the oncoming traffic comment.

RedEyE
09-08-2006, 05:01 AM
F_L is a badass.
He is giving RedEyE a run for his money.

He's a funny mother ****er.

hammerbillsfan
09-30-2006, 01:23 PM
:rofl:

Friday, September 22, 2006

<TABLE class=blog cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD width=10></TD><TD>Mastering the Art of Upperdecking: Part Deux

In the last lesson, I explained what an Upperdecker was. In lesson 2, I will get a bit more in depth as to how to perform one. Here are a few key steps, to ensure your poo-suprise goes off without any hitches.

Step 1: Make sure you put the toilet seat down. Nothing worse than stepping in the toilet while getting in position to drop one into the cheap seats.

Step 2: Take a piss before you do this. Pissing yourself while trying to **** in the tank will be nothing but messy. Also, imagine trying to explain to your friends the large piss stain on your pants.

Step 3: Bring a cup, in case any dribble comes out.

Step 4: Make sure your shoes/feet are dry, and make sure the toilet seat is dry. Slippage can cause serious injury, and may result in being caught with your pants down.

Step 5: Remove toilet tank cover.

Step 6: Assume proper position, and drop the Jeffersons off at the honeymoon sweet.

Step 7: Enjoy!

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