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  • Bill Brasky
    Drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls
    • Jan 2004
    • 66218

    Brett Favre...

    ASHWAUBENON, WI—Although his critics and fans alike generally agree that NFL veteran Brett Favre is well past his prime, his ability to captivate an audience was demonstrated yet again Tuesday night when a raucous, over-capacity Lambeau Field crowd of 73,127 paid to see the Super Bowl-winning three-time MVP fitted for a new suit.

    "I know I'm hardly an impartial observer, but I'd have to say he looked good out there," first-year Packer coach Mike McCarthy said after watching his quarterback get a feel for the single-breasted two-button dark wool suit. "I think this is going to be a good fit for him, although obviously they had to make some adjustments out there for his big arm. I like that he's decided to keep it simple, play to his strengths, and just enjoy this new suit in the time he has left in Green Bay."

    "Plus, you could tell the crowd just loved it," McCarthy added.

    Fans began lining up in mid-afternoon for Favre's 8 p.m. fitting, a late addition to the Packer preseason calendar made only after Favre purchased the Brooks Brothers suit to wear at upcoming formal occasions and announced his intention to have it altered to fit him more precisely. The $65 tickets sold out within six hours of the fitting's announcement on July 26, despite the fact that no football would be played, Favre would not be miked for the event, and the tailors in question would be traveling into town from Chicago, home of the hated arch-rival Bears. The stands filled with cheering green-and-gold-clad fans, none of whom wore their own suits to the event, an hour before Favre took the field.



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  • LtFinFan66
    Registered User
    • Mar 2005
    • 47199

    #2
    Re: Brett Favre...

    GB has great fans! (though this is a bit nuts)

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    • SABURZFAN
      short bus extraordinaire
      • Jul 2002
      • 50747

      #3
      Re: Brett Favre...

      what else is there to do in Green Bay?
      Originally posted by yordad
      Christ, you are the queerest person in the history of Bills fanhood. I swear to god I would stomp you.

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      • LtFinFan66
        Registered User
        • Mar 2005
        • 47199

        #4
        Re: Brett Favre...

        eat cheese

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        • Mitchy moo
          Roways rooking ahread!
          • Sep 2005
          • 18380

          #5
          Re: Brett Favre...

          Originally posted by LtFinFan66
          eat cheese
          wear cheese.

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          • LtFinFan66
            Registered User
            • Mar 2005
            • 47199

            #6
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            • Earthquake Enyart
              Legendary Zoner
              • Jul 2002
              • 27521

              #7
              Re: Brett Favre...

              I watched part of that game on the NFL Network. Favre got jacked up about every third play. That GB OL is horrible. He'll be lucky to make it through the season in one piece.

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              • Iehoshua
                Registered User
                • Jan 2003
                • 12906

                #8
                Re: Brett Favre...

                Originally posted by Earthquake Enyart
                I watched part of that game on the NFL Network. Favre got jacked up about every third play. That GB OL is horrible. He'll be lucky to make it through the season in one piece.
                That's the plan. No one in their right mind in the GB front office would release Favre, so they are going to peddle him out there til he breaks down.

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                • ICE74129
                  Legendary Zoner
                  • Feb 2005
                  • 10796

                  #9
                  Re: Brett Favre...

                  Originally posted by Darth Takeo
                  That's the plan. No one in their right mind in the GB front office would release Favre, so they are going to peddle him out there til he breaks down.
                  If I were the GB GM he wouldn't be there. Sorry, if Montana can be shipped off, so can Favre.

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                  • Gunzlingr
                    Registered User
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 45976

                    #10
                    Re: Brett Favre...

                    You guys do see that it is a link to The Onion, right?
                    You think you're hot **** in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup!

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                    • RedEyE
                      Registered User
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 24661

                      #11
                      Re: Brett Favre...

                      If the Bills ever moved, I've always thought I would wind up being a packers fan instead.

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                      • Kerr
                        Hall of Fame Zoner
                        • Feb 2005
                        • 6656

                        #12
                        Re: Brett Favre...

                        Originally posted by SABURZFAN
                        what else is there to do in Green Bay?
                        eat cheese and cut the cheese.

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                        • Mr. Miyagi
                          Lecter's Little *****

                          • Sep 2002
                          • 53616

                          #13
                          Re: Brett Favre...

                          Originally posted by Gunzlingr
                          You guys do see that it is a link to The Onion, right?
                          LOL apparently not.

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                          • Mr. Cynical
                            Maybe?
                            • Oct 2003
                            • 9766

                            #14
                            Re: Brett Favre...

                            Originally posted by Gunzlingr
                            You guys do see that it is a link to The Onion, right?

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                            • Bill Brasky
                              Drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 66218

                              #15
                              Re: Brett Favre...

                              Originally posted by Gunzlingr
                              You guys do see that it is a link to The Onion, right?
                              lol

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