If Takeo Spikes skips the whole pre-season...

[OpIv37]

and comes back against NE, this is our perfect chance for revenge. The announcers can tell the same boring story about TKO going to different doctors at least 18 times during the game. They can cut to shots of TKO's family in the stands while game-breaking plays are happening on the field.

And finally, if TKO doesn't actually do anything during the game, they can make up stats like "jumps" and "cuts" to measure the number of times he uses his bad ankle without re-injuring it.

ESPN already annointed Tedi Bruschi's return to the gridiron as roughly the hero equivalent of a firefighter saving six children, a puppy dog, and all the gifts from a Christmas morning fire. TKO's return must at least be the equivalent of saving a few sick orphans or something.

[jmb1099]

Re: If Takeo Spikes skips the whole pre-season...

and comes back against NE, this is our perfect chance for revenge. The announcers can tell the same boring story about TKO going to different doctors at least 18 times during the game. They can cut to shots of TKO's family in the stands while game-breaking plays are happening on the field.

And finally, if TKO doesn't actually do anything during the game, they can make up stats like "jumps" and "cuts" to measure the number of times he uses his bad ankle without re-injuring it.

ESPN already annointed Tedi Bruschi's return to the gridiron as roughly the hero equivalent of a firefighter saving six children, a puppy dog, and all the gifts from a Christmas morning fire. TKO's return must at least be the equivalent of saving a few sick orphans or something.

Thank you ladies and gentleman he'll be here all week...
Dude you're on a roll...

[jmb1099]

Re: If Takeo Spikes skips the whole pre-season...

They'll probably show a clip of Bruschi healing TKo or something right before walking on water and splitting the red sea

[Ebenezer]

Re: If Takeo Spikes skips the whole pre-season...

as long as he plays from day one and is near 90% i wouldnt care if he sold lemonade all camp long

[Philagape]

Re: If Takeo Spikes skips the whole pre-season...

If that was his first game, he'd be an ANIMAL.

[Kerr]

Re: If Takeo Spikes skips the whole pre-season...

TKO could definitely be a candidate for comeback player of the year.

[madness]

Re: If Takeo Spikes skips the whole pre-season...

Too late, they already plan on using the Bruschi Comeback II. This is where he miraculously comes back from a broken wrist (on his dominant hand I might add) after miraculously coming back from a season after miraculously coming back from a stroke and is able to suit up for today's game.

They also plan on using Junior Seau's miraculous comeback to football after a long 4 day retirement.