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  • Mr. Miyagi
    Lecter's Little Bitch

    • Sep 2002
    • 53616

    'Tis the night before football...

    'Tis the night before football
    with an HDTV in the house

    The Phins will be *****-slapped by Pittsburgh
    like any one of Mike Tyson's spouse
  • OpIv37
    Acid Douching Asswipe
    • Sep 2002
    • 101230

    #2
    Re: 'Tis the night before football...

    Batch threw the ball
    High and far it soared

    Looked like a bad throw
    then up jumped Hines Ward.

    I can't believe I'm participating in this.
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    • L.A. Playa
      Registered User
      • Aug 2003
      • 19295

      #3
      Re: 'Tis the night before football...

      there once was a man from minnesota,
      he liked getting lap dances, i mean playing craps on a boat,

      the condom didnt fit so they had to acquit and now
      he throws the ball for those damn Dolphins

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      • Jan Reimers
        Thank You, Terry and Kim, for Saving the Bills. Now, Work on the Sabres.
        • May 2003
        • 17353

        #4
        Re: 'Tis the night before football...

        The Dolphins were snuggled
        All soft in their beds,

        While visions of Ben's bad ap
        Danced in their heads.

        When out on the field
        Parker made such a clatter

        For 65 yards right past
        Thomas and Taylor.
        Should have known, way back in 1960 when we drafted Richie Lucas Number 1, that this would be a long, hard ride. But who could have known it would be THIS bad?

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        • Jan Reimers
          Thank You, Terry and Kim, for Saving the Bills. Now, Work on the Sabres.
          • May 2003
          • 17353

          #5
          Re: 'Tis the night before football...

          When what to Nick's wondering
          Eyes should appear

          But ole' Spitman Cowher
          With Batch at his rear.
          Should have known, way back in 1960 when we drafted Richie Lucas Number 1, that this would be a long, hard ride. But who could have known it would be THIS bad?

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          • Jan Reimers
            Thank You, Terry and Kim, for Saving the Bills. Now, Work on the Sabres.
            • May 2003
            • 17353

            #6
            Re: 'Tis the night before football...

            A little old QB
            So weak armed and sick

            That Nick knew in a moment
            To call for a blitz.
            Should have known, way back in 1960 when we drafted Richie Lucas Number 1, that this would be a long, hard ride. But who could have known it would be THIS bad?

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            • Jan Reimers
              Thank You, Terry and Kim, for Saving the Bills. Now, Work on the Sabres.
              • May 2003
              • 17353

              #7
              Re: 'Tis the night before football...

              Need a little help here, guys.
              Should have known, way back in 1960 when we drafted Richie Lucas Number 1, that this would be a long, hard ride. But who could have known it would be THIS bad?

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              • OpIv37
                Acid Douching Asswipe
                • Sep 2002
                • 101230

                #8
                Re: 'Tis the night before football...

                But the Blitz was too slow
                and out came the pass

                As the receiver ran by,
                Thomas fell on his ass.

                40 yards later,
                six points were scored

                late in the 1st quarter
                the Fish were behind on the board.
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                • Mr. Miyagi
                  Lecter's Little Bitch

                  • Sep 2002
                  • 53616

                  #9
                  Re: 'Tis the night before football...

                  dope!

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                  • dolphan117
                    Registered User
                    • Dec 2005
                    • 1999

                    #10
                    Re: 'Tis the night before football...

                    On the bench sat big ben
                    And sadly he watched
                    As Dolphins scored touchdown
                    All over Hines Field

                    Finaly Ben could take it no more
                    He jumped and he fled down the tunnel cordor
                    Out to the parking lot did he flee
                    All the way to his Honda on which he did leave
                    Helmetless down the street he did ride
                    Trying to bury his team wonded pride

                    Oh, flashes, Oh, horns
                    Behind him did blow
                    Racing came Cower in his brand new pinto

                    Ben are brainless?
                    Ben are you Dense?
                    Have you really, at all, no common good sense?
                    Did hitting that car teach you nothing at all?
                    Did bashing you're head not make you're heart stall?

                    The light turned red and both they did stop
                    Big Ben turned to Cower and opened his mouth
                    I just couldnt take it!
                    I just couldn't stay!
                    Helmets are for sissies!!
                    Hayabusa away!!!!!

                    A burnout did Ben on his rocket of speed
                    Leaving Cower and Pinto stuck at the light
                    Cower just sat there and shook his big head
                    Hoping this ride wouldnt leave QB dead

                    Well do I wish him
                    Well does he play
                    But really lets face it
                    like Bradshaw did say

                    "Ben, you're starting to make me think you're not that smart"

                    *Note-I wish him the best, its all in good fun. To bad he cant play tomorrow, I was really looking forward to that.

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                    • Jan Reimers
                      Thank You, Terry and Kim, for Saving the Bills. Now, Work on the Sabres.
                      • May 2003
                      • 17353

                      #11
                      Re: 'Tis the night before football...

                      Nick said not a word but went straight to his work,
                      "Throw it to Chambers, Big Daunte, you jerk."

                      And running a fly pattern straight to the post,
                      Chris Chambers got leveled by Troy and Ham's ghost.
                      Should have known, way back in 1960 when we drafted Richie Lucas Number 1, that this would be a long, hard ride. But who could have known it would be THIS bad?

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                      • Mr. Miyagi
                        Lecter's Little Bitch

                        • Sep 2002
                        • 53616

                        #12
                        Re: 'Tis the night before football...

                        No receivers are open
                        as Chambers fell down
                        All that's left is the dump off
                        to little Ronnie Brown

                        Just as Daunte turns his wrist
                        to flick Ronnie the rock
                        He feels his shoelaces untied
                        and trips over his sock

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                        • Mr. Miyagi
                          Lecter's Little Bitch

                          • Sep 2002
                          • 53616

                          #13
                          Re: 'Tis the night before football...

                          Both hands stretch out to brace
                          the full impact of the fall
                          Guess what else comes out
                          Sure enough, the ball!

                          "Small-hands" and "Mr. Fumble"
                          are all of Daunte's nicknames
                          They all come flooding Saban's memory
                          right there in the middle of the game.

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                          • Mr. Miyagi
                            Lecter's Little Bitch

                            • Sep 2002
                            • 53616

                            #14
                            Re: 'Tis the night before football...

                            "Damn it!" yells Nick Saban
                            as he clinches his teeth
                            "WTF was I thinking?
                            I should've gone with Drew Brees!"

                            The fumble leads to another
                            Pittsburgh defensive touchdown
                            Scoreboard shows 38-3
                            But Cowher still wears a frown

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                            • jamze132
                              Registered User
                              • Jun 2003
                              • 29290

                              #15
                              Re: 'Tis the night before football...

                              'Tis the night before football at Ronnie Brown's pad, yet him and Culpepper are gay just a tad.

                              Together they played, all through the night, Then in came Ricky, high as a kite!

                              "Hi Ronnie, Hi Dante", the pothead said, "won't you please let me join you in bed?"


                              So together they played all through the day, Coach Saban was mad, they turned him gay!

                              ****!

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