Lions coach arrested for driving around nude

[Turf]

You cant make this stuff up:

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/5941726?FSO1&ATT=HMA

[Slim]

at least thats not embarrasing to lion fans or anything.

[Carlton Bailey]

I'm laughing so hard I'm in tears right now.

[Meathead]

Please Give to SLOP

Detroit Lions assistant coach Joe Cullen has encountered legal trouble for, among other things, allegedly driving without clothes.

According to a report in Wednesday's Detroit Free Press, Cullen, who was hired by first-year head coach Rod Marinelli to coach the team's defensive line, has been arrested twice in the past two weeks.
The first arrest, on Aug. 24, was for alleged indecent and obscene conduct. The second, on Sept. 1, was for alleged drunk driving. Both occurred in Dearborn, MI.

Cullen did not respond to a Free Press reporter's request for a comment, but later issued a statement through the team. "I would like to apologize to the Detroit Lions organization, our fans, my family and friends for any embarrassment these incidents have caused. These incidents represent a mistake in judgment on my part. I deeply regret them and have learned a valuable lesson. It won't happen again."

In the nude-driving incident, the description on the police ticket read "driving on a public street without any clothes on. (NUDE)." In the drunk-driving incident, Cullen's blood-alcohol level was reportedly 0.12, above the Michigan legal limit of .08.

[Dr. Lecter]

When did driving naked become illegal???????

Dammit!

[~CHIEF~]

He is Raw!

[Kerr]

lol

[justasportsfan]

"we're going streaking!!!!!!!! "