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this guy apparently loves to use the Bills when he needs to be in the spotlight. -
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Tune in to ESPN tonight as they profile the courage of Tedy Bruschi as he fights his way back from a debilitating case of jock itch.
PTR10 Commandments of the D
1. Never stop Rocking.
2. Legalize all drugs.
3. Quit your day job.
4. All Religion should be taxed.
5. Cut down on carbohydrates.
6. F**k her gently.
7. Never believe what people tell you after a show.
8. Always take a spoon full of Metamucil after a heavy day of eating.
9. Get at least 9 hours of sleep a day.
10. Eatin' ain't cheatin'.
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oh, god.Comment
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Bruschi practiced again. He'll be ready.
If anyone is looking for some face value Pats/Bills tix 10/22, let me know.Comment
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Payback time. I hope the Bills make Tedy look foolish on more than one play.YardRat Wall of Fame
#56 DARRYL TALLEY #29 DERRICK BURROUGHS#22 FRED JACKSON #95 KYLE WILLIAMS
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He was practicing with a cast on. Right before the game, he will take off the cast and flip it to a disabled kid in the first row. The crowd will go wild. Just as Bruschi takes the field, the kid's mom will be on the scoreboard proclaiming her child healed from touching the Bruschi cast. The legend just grows bigger & bigger with each Bruschi miracle.Comment
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I heard that next time the Bills/Pats play he plans on getting a stomach virus AND his appendix removed... so he can not only look like a warrior yet again, but also show Big Ben that nobody upstages Teddy "Jesus" BruschiComment
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Don't forget intentionally ramming his helmet-less head into the windshield of an on-coming vehicle while joy-riding his crotch-rocket.Originally posted by jfreemanYardRat Wall of Fame
#56 DARRYL TALLEY #29 DERRICK BURROUGHS#22 FRED JACKSON #95 KYLE WILLIAMS
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if he gets defensive player of the week again like last year when he came back and played his first game agaisnt the bills i'll shoot himOriginally posted by jfreemanComment
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Guess I will watch the game with the sound muted..Comment
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only he'll pull the glass out of his face with his bare hands, walk the rest of the way to the stadium, start the game and still lead the team in tackles. Oh, and on the walk to the stadium he'll save 20 orphans and a litter of puppies from a fire. After all, he is our Lord and Savior Bruschi.Originally posted by YardRatComment
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This guy is an ABC After School Special wating to happen. If you are a parent, you need to enforce your kid to watch this **** so your kid knows EXACTLY how to live their life!!!!! Bruschi style!
What a ****ing ****faced piece of asscock!
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