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  • mysticsoto
    Too sober for this...
    • Apr 2004
    • 31439
    #1

    Miami Herald grades...

    How do most of your subteams get a C/C-, yet the entire team gets an F. There has to be some subteams that score an F also...

    Personally, I give the OL an F to allow 7 sacks on their QB with only minimal blitzing by us, and an F in coaching - especially offensive coaching! And I'd slightly upgrade and give the Dline and Secondary a C+.

    ____________________________________________________________

    Grading the Dolphins


    QUARTERBACK | D-

    RUNNING BACKS | B+

    RECEIVERS/TIGHT END | D+

    OFFENSIVE LINE | C+

    DEFENSIVE LINE | C

    LINEBACKERS | C

    SECONDARY | C

    SPECIAL TEAMS | C-

    COACHING | C-

    OVERALL | F


    http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/sports/15545118.htm




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  • Gunzlingr
    Registered User
    • Jul 2002
    • 45976
    #2
    Re: Miami Herald grades...

    It is the Florida educational system, what did you expect? These people can't even count votes let alone figure an average.
    You think you're hot **** in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup!
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    • Mr. Miyagi
      Lecter's Little *****

      • Sep 2002
      • 53616
      #3
      Re: Miami Herald grades...

      I don't know how they could give a C+ to their OL when they allowed a thousand sacks.

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      • SABURZFAN
        short bus extraordinaire
        • Jul 2002
        • 50747
        #4
        Re: Miami Herald grades...

        Originally posted by Mr. Miyagi
        I don't know how they could give a C+ to their OL when they allowed a thousand sacks.

        when our OL gives up 5 or more sacks,it's an F.
        Originally posted by yordad
        Christ, you are the queerest person in the history of Bills fanhood. I swear to god I would stomp you.

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        • Mr. Miyagi
          Lecter's Little *****

          • Sep 2002
          • 53616
          #5
          Re: Miami Herald grades...

          Fish fans wear teal colored glasses.

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          • TigerJ
            Registered User
            • Jul 2002
            • 22575
            #6
            Re: Miami Herald grades...

            They grade on an perverted err inverted curve?
            I've made up my mind. Don't confuse me with the facts.

            I'm the most reasonable poster here. If you don't agree, I'll be forced to have a hissy fit.

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            • HAMMER
              I'm right, Miyagi is wrong.
              • Jul 2003
              • 8132
              #7
              Re: Miami Herald grades...

              This is the most screwed up rating I've ever seen.

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              • don137
                Registered User
                • Jul 2002
                • 7720
                #8
                Re: Miami Herald grades...

                That is too funny...If you broke a test up into 8 parts to be counted equally and none of the 8 sections failed how is the overall score an F? Smart people over there at the Miami Herald...

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                • miamiron
                  Registered User
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 7
                  #9
                  Re: Miami Herald grades...

                  Sorry regarding the Miami Herald.Lets just say that even the Miami fans
                  cant stand the Herald.This paper is good for one thing and I think you can figure that out.

                  Were lucky here that we have another major newspaper (SUN SENTINEL)which covers all of south Florida.THEY ALSO HAVE A MORE REALISTIC VIEW OF SPORTS!!

                  The Herald has the Marlins winning the worlds series by the way they report
                  and we all know that getting the wild card berth would have been a miricle.

                  DON'T READ THE HERALD.................

                  MiamiRon
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                  • mysticsoto
                    Too sober for this...
                    • Apr 2004
                    • 31439
                    #10
                    Re: Miami Herald grades...

                    Speaking of Miam's crappy O-line...looks like Bennie Anderson took a page from Mike Williams' book on how to make money while doing nothing:

                    Dolphins starting right guard Bennie Anderson tore his right triceps muscle and is out indefinitely

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                    • mysticsoto
                      Too sober for this...
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 31439
                      #11
                      Re: Miami Herald grades...

                      Originally posted by miamiron
                      Sorry regarding the Miami Herald.Lets just say that even the Miami fans
                      cant stand the Herald.This paper is good for one thing and I think you can figure that out.

                      Were lucky here that we have another major newspaper (SUN SENTINEL)which covers all of south Florida.THEY ALSO HAVE A MORE REALISTIC VIEW OF SPORTS!!

                      The Herald has the Marlins winning the worlds series by the way they report
                      and we all know that getting the wild card berth would have been a miricle.

                      DON'T READ THE HERALD.................

                      MiamiRon
                      The Sentinel's grades are still too..."light" in my opinion...their ST's was their worst? I don't think so. I mean, they can't control Moorman's kicks inside their 10 yard line. And their punter did a good job!

                      What's with the high coaching grades. A C- minus means just slightly below average...

                      ____________________________________________________________

                      Grading the Dolphins: Position-by-position


                      Passing offense: D

                      Rushing offense: C+

                      Passing defense: B-

                      Rushing defense: C+

                      Special teams: F

                      Coaching: C-

                      Overall: C-


                      Page not found – Sun Sentinel
                      http://www.sun-sentinel.com/sports/football/pro/dolphins/sfl-dolgrades18sep18,0,5429580.story?coll=sfla-dolphins-front

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                      • miamiron
                        Registered User
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 7
                        #12
                        Re: Miami Herald grades...

                        Benny"human turnstyle"Anderson has to be the worst OLineman I have ever
                        seen and to think the $$$$$ we are paying him.

                        We have not addressed the offensive line in years and it's showing...
                        I think Coach thought that Hudson Houck could coach "up" our offensive line.
                        He may be a good coach but...

                        Well,to be honest GOD couldn't coach up this OL...there fat and slow with NO
                        killer instinct.This line is so soft that Saban has to use half our draft on the o-line next year...It would have been nice to trade down this past draft and pick Nick Mangold plus another draft pick rather than have our #1 draft pick sit out most of the pre-season and not being able to start because he cant figure out the playbook...Hint...READ...TURN PAGE...READ...TURN PAGE...REPEAT TILL YOUR FINISHED!!!

                        MiamiRon
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