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  • Gunzlingr
    Registered User
    • Jul 2002
    • 45976

    Redskins Fire 17 Coaches Following Loss

    WASHINGTON, DC--Following a disheartening 27-10 loss to the Dallas Cowboys on Sunday, the Washington Redskins fired 17 offensive coaches, trimming their staff by by almost a third. The remaining 37 will be given the responsibility of turning the 0-2 Skins around before they fall out of the NFC East race.
    Head coach Joe Gibbs said he regretted the decision, but felt it was necessary to “shake things up.”
    “It’s always tough to fire people, but sometimes a good shakeup is just what a team needs,” said Gibbs on Monday. “I will miss them, though, especially Jeff, one of our wide receiver coaches, and Tim…Johnson? Jackson? Jackson, our special assistant to the tight ends coach, and of course there’s that blonde-haired, older guy who was one of our offensive line coaches. He was good. I’ll miss you…guy. Anyway this is a tough, bottom-line business. The upside is that we cut $48 million from our payroll.”
    Gibbs indicated that they would not hire replacements for the fired coaches and would instead make due with what they have for the remainder of the season.
    “We’re going to be working with a skeleton crew from here on in,” he said. “There’s only 37 of us left here and everybody’s gonna have to step up and do a little extra. The person I feel most sorry for is Mark [Brunell]. We let go 6 of his quarterback coaches. He’s only got 3 left now, so he’s basically going to have to be self-reliant when it comes to analyzing his performance. I can help him a little, though: His performance last night sucked in every possible way.”
    The 17 coaches were dumped unceremoniously on Monday morning with no warning and no opportunity to save their jobs. Many of the coaches were stunned at being let go in such a manner, especially the ones who were hired in the offseason.
    “This is a stunner,” said Rick Savoy, assistant coach in charge of left tackles. “I walked in today and a security guard stopped me, took my pass, and handed me a box full of my stuff. I didn’t even get a chance to talk to anybody. Is this because of our performance yesterday? Well, whatever. Screw Joe Gibbs. Good luck running this team with only two left tackle coaches.”
    The Redskins will still retain their core group of offensive coaches, which includes Al Saunders, associate head coach for offense; Joe Bugel, assistant head coach for the offense, Don Breaux, offensive coordinator; and Jack Burns, offensive assistant.
    Saunders believes the recent firings might help streamline things a bit.

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  • jmb1099
    Registered User
    • Sep 2004
    • 3354

    #2
    Re: Redskins Fire 17 Coaches Following Loss

    WOW!

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    • BAM
      Registered User
      • Sep 2003
      • 33135

      #3
      Re: Redskins Fire 17 Coaches Following Loss

      LOL By far my favorite website. Ever.


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      • mybills
        81 st zoner
        • Jul 2002
        • 61717

        #4
        Re: Redskins Fire 17 Coaches Following Loss

        I didn't come here to fight, I hate fighting. Life is way too short to spend it on fighting! Go fight with yourself, one of you will eventually win!

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        • Meathead
          Insufferable ***** and perpetual crybaby
          • Jul 2002
          • 21349

          #5
          Re: Redskins Fire 17 Coaches Following Loss

          i believe it
          One set of rules for all in the beloved community

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          • Mad Bomber
            Registered User
            • Jul 2002
            • 12927

            #6
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            • LtBillsFan66
              Registered User
              • Jul 2002
              • 35553

              #7
              Re: Redskins Fire 17 Coaches Following Loss

              This belongs in the twilight zone.

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              • newbetterbucs05
                Junior Zoner
                • Sep 2006
                • 14

                #8
                Re: Redskins Fire 17 Coaches Following Loss

                HA. That's funny

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                • OpIv37
                  Acid Douching Asswipe
                  • Sep 2002
                  • 101312

                  #9
                  Re: Redskins Fire 17 Coaches Following Loss

                  Originally posted by billsfanone
                  This belongs in the twilight zone.
                  lighten up. Pissing in everyone's cheerios is my job.
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                  • ublinkwescore
                    Sab and TD are insignificant
                    • Sep 2002
                    • 24178

                    #10
                    Re: Redskins Fire 17 Coaches Following Loss

                    You both suck - so shut up.
                    www.gamersconspiracy.com - where gamers conspire

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                    • Night Train
                      Retired - On Several Levels
                      • Jul 2005
                      • 33117

                      #11
                      Re: Redskins Fire 17 Coaches Following Loss

                      The Brushback and Onion are a must read every week. They always have at least a couple things that make me LOL.
                      Anonymity is an abused privilege, abused most by people who mistake vitriol for wisdom and cynicism for wit

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                      • Historian
                        2020-2023 AFC East Champions!
                        • Dec 2002
                        • 61897

                        #12
                        Re: Redskins Fire 17 Coaches Following Loss

                        I keep telling ya...it's the curse of Greg Williams.

                        Worst coach to ever set foot on a football field.

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                        • PUCKER
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                          • Sep 2004
                          • 17623

                          #13
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                          • BillsFever21
                            Registered User
                            • Aug 2004
                            • 9067

                            #14
                            Re: Redskins Fire 17 Coaches Following Loss

                            Originally posted by Billsology
                            I keep telling ya...it's the curse of Greg Williams.

                            Worst coach to ever set foot on a football field.
                            I know he didn't work out in Buffalo but don't be blinded by hate. His defenses have been good everywhere he's been. He's one of the most respected defensive coordinators in the league.

                            Worst coach ever to step foot on the field? Gimmie a break.

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                            • BillsFever21
                              Registered User
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 9067

                              #15
                              Re: Redskins Fire 17 Coaches Following Loss

                              People with a sense of humor will find this one funny. Some that hates any bad press about the Bills won't though.

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