Castaway's Post Here

[mybills]

So, nbf & I were the first ones to get the boot. Well, I'm going to guess the next one(s)...

If from the Sexy *****es; Brian H

If from the Hotties; Jaded 7

Just going by the first talley these seem obvious. Not sure what will happen after they're gone though.

Any thoughts?

http://www.seniorworld.com/images%5Carticles%5Ca20001103121301_5.jpg

[LtBillsFan66]

A losers thread. lmao

[mybills]

Originally posted by billsfanone
A losers thread. lmao

That's cast-aways, :stick: not losers, pal!

Well? Who's next, in your opinion? ;)

[northernbillfan]

Brian H will be the next one to go.

I have a great idea. We can start our own reality Tee Vee show.

The Zone Cast Aways

[mybills]

Hey Jack!
Welcome to the castaway's island. I've already started on my luxury items, you remember that 30 pack & deep dish pizza, but you're welcome to a can & a slice! :beers: :drunks: :drinker:

[Jack In Syracuse]

Cool, thanks.

[northernbillfan]

I have a baggie that will help give you the munchies, if you don't have an appetite.

[mybills]

:lol:

I hope the next castaway brings more :beer:, we're almost out!
:D

[northernbillfan]

That should be Typ0, he has the truck full of beer.

[ticatfan]

Gidday my fellow castaways,do we have meetings to help with the feeling of rejection,and I (being a true canadian) brought a truck load of beer with me.

[Jack In Syracuse]

I've got the bottle opener if you need it.

[mybills]

Originally posted by ticatfan
Gidday my fellow castaways,do we have meetings to help with the feeling of rejection,and I (being a true canadian) brought a truck load of beer with me.

Welcome, ticat! Woohoo, you brought beer! :D
No need for rejection talks, that's what the :beer: is for! :snicker:

[ticatfan]

Thank you,now lets get ripped. :)

[northernbillfan]

Woo Hoo, another fellow Canuck here now. :canada:

This Bee Cee bud is pretty fine, ticat.

[ticatfan]

It sure did not take them long to get rid of us canadians,EH nbf,now pass that J to me.

[northernbillfan]

Yeah Ticat, what they call surviving, we call camping!

[mybills]

Eat your heart out Jaded, I have these Canadians all to myself! :evil:

[Valerie]

:chuckle: Very true, MyBills, but you still don't have the Canadian I want. ;)

[Jack In Syracuse]

Hey! :boozer: Git back to :boozer: your own :boozer: island! :drool: I feel funny..... :puke:

[Valerie]

:tongue: I was just stopping by to say hi. I'll leave now.:sadwalk:

[mybills]

aw, don't look so sad, you'll be back! ;)

:jk:

[Tom D]

:rofl::lol:

[mybills]

Hi Thurm! Grab a beer & make yourself at home! The sun is shining, the water's perfect, and the beer is cold!

Meeting at the campfire tonight:
Why is _____ still in the contest? :snicker:

[Jack In Syracuse]

Yea, why is BLANK still in the contest with everything BLANK has done/not done?

[northernbillfan]

:scratch:

We've been saving a place for _______ on this island for quite sometime. I'm surprised they're not here yet.

And it looks like they won't get here anytime soon.

Make room for BillC.

[mybills]

Just so you know, Bill C, :slap: there's no cigars allowed on this Island!
:chuckle:

[northernbillfan]

After all, this isn't Cuba.

[mybills]

OK, so there's no cigars. We couldn't find a desk either, but we got BillC the next best thing....

a...:couch:

:boozer: :beers: :party:

[mybills]

oh yeah, um, I'll be over here drinking my beer! :D

[BillC]

On a quiet, desert island, the sounds of helicopters were heard in the distance. The thumping of the rotors got louder and louder, waking the 5 losers from their hammocks and slumber.


The noise grew to a deafening roar as 4 Blackhawk choppers swooped in over the once tranquil beach. The rotor wash blew over grass huts, knocked over tents and umbrellas, and sand blew everywhere- into the pizza, beer, and suntan oil. Repelling by ropes from the four Blackhawks was an Army Ranger platoon.

In camouflage, face paint, and battle fatigues- holding assault rifles high, they tore through the camp. Knocking over coolers, emptying trash cans, scouting the tree tops for a possible threat. 3 Secret Service agents, dressed in black suits and sunglasses gave the “all clear” signal into a tiny microphone hidden in their lapel.

As quickly as they arrived, the swarm loaded onto the choppers and hauled ass out of there. Seconds later, Marine One, the helicopter bearing the seal of the office of the President of the United States, touched down on top of the rubble of what was once the grass hut off northernbillfan.


The three Secret Service agents assumed their positions around the door of the helicpter……..it opened and a tall, well tanned (and might I say, very handsome man for his age) figure emerged- wearing a loud floral print shirt, a straw hat, pleated shorts, Ray Bans, and sandals- white zinc powder on his nose- ……

[BillC]

HI GUYS!!!!!!!!


What I miss?:D

[BillC]

What.... what I do?

[Typ0]

Didn't you hear Bill? You didn't do anything. It was all someone else's fault.

[Valerie]

:lol: You're hysterical, Bill! Enjoy your stay on Cast Away Island. :)

[mybills]

Hey :luvmach: , now you can clean up the mess your guys made!

Well, at least gather up the coolers & beers...we aint into scavanger hunts ya know! :snicker:

[northernbillfan]

And look out for the roaches.

[Valerie]

The biggest roach just landed on your island, Northern. ;) Welcome Bill C. :welcome:

[Typ0]

:luvmach:

[Typ0]

Ticat left a whole case of papers behind and there are roaches all over the beach.

[mybills]

Originally posted by Typ0
:luvmach:

If there's supposed to be a (?) after that, than.......
you must be asking the same question for conservatives round the globe! :snicker:

[ticatfan]

Hey I am back,met a nice little native girl on the other side of the island,thought I would stay for couple of days,Hey mybills,get me a beer will ya please and northern roll one up.Typo get me some thing to eat. I am bushed,she was a frisky one.And jaded, mybill's knows a real canadian man when she see's one.;) Oh,bill C,the girls said for you not to come back after what you did to there dresses.

[northernbillfan]

Nothing is harder to remove from clothes than Presidue.

[BillC]

Let me get you the name of a good dry cleaner. If only Monica used him:angry:

[BillC]

Hmmm.... Who's next?

http://www.billszone.com/dozer/castaways.JPG

[shelby]

:spit:

[Brian H]

I was bound to be here from challenge number 1 and its good to be here.Let me just put my briefcase down .....

[4thAndLong]

What's there to do on losers island?

[northernbillfan]

Kick back, smoke a bong, have a beer.

We now have a pool boy to kick around, as long as he puts on something behind that briefcase.

Oh, and beware of the two crazy Canucks. They've been up to no good.

[Jack In Syracuse]

Originally posted by northernbillfan
Oh, and beware of the two crazy Canucks. They've been up to no good.

Yea, they're trying to build a curling surface on the beach.

[mybills]

BillC, that picture is hysterical! nbf better get his nose out of my bikini bottoms if he knows what's good for him though! :snicker:

:lol!:

[ticatfan]

Hey mybills,meet me at the waterfalls in ten minutes.(wink wink)

[The Colonel]

If I didn't have thousands of restaurants to manage, and chicken gods to cook, I would have liked to try my hand at this game. Oh well, maybe next time when they have "Who wants to be a zonebucks millionaire"

[Valerie]

WooHoo!! Here I am people. Have you all been waiting for me? I don't drink beer or smoke, so could someone please get me a pina coloda? :D I wanna get drunk!:drinker:

[Jack In Syracuse]

Welcome J7. Just remember that Castaway Island is clothing optional. :welcome:

[ticatfan]

Welcome my dear.One pina coloda on the way.Can I have your share of the bud.;)

[ticatfan]

Originally posted by Jack In Syracuse
Welcome J7. Just remember that Castaway Island is clothing optional. :welcome: Yes 2 options,either wear nothing or wear nothing. So start stripping baby.:pant:

[mybills]

Just got the last of the fresh booze delivery off the boat.
Woohoo! BJ shots all around! :D

[ticatfan]

Thanks for meeting me at the waterfall mybills,you are the best.;);)

[Valerie]

WooHoo!!! Let's get drunk! :drinker: I'm glad to be here. You guys are a MUCH friendly bunch. :) Just keep Slick Willy away from me. I'm not really crazy about him.

MyBills, I'll take four shots, please! :) One for each knife wound I got today.

[northernbillfan]

Hey Jaded, your favorite Canuck is here. Ticat, her bud is now your bud.

*cough* *cough* this buds for you.

Oh and Mybills, sorry, but I like your ass.

[ticatfan]

So do I.

[Valerie]

Hola Northern! :) What's up? Is someone gonna put my picture on that one of with the rest of you guys? I'm glad to be here. It's getting REALLY, REALLY nasty on Survivor Island.

[BillC]

Tinight, baby! Tonight:D

[mybills]

Originally posted by northernbillfan


Oh and Mybills, sorry, but I like your ass.

:scratch: now where have I heard that before? j/k

Have as many as you want, Jaded, there was a whole boat load delivered! ;)
:drinker:

[BillC]

http://www.puresportsart.com/warehouse/schultz75-1.jpg


Putting me back in there is like putting Dave "The Hammer" Schultz back on the ice in a blowout game- You know what's gonna happen

[BillC]

http://www.billszone.com/dozer/castaways.JPG

[Earthquake Enyart]

Good thing you saved Maryann for the next victim.

[Gunzlingr]

Better delete yourself BillC, you are no longer a castaway!

[clumping platelets]

:rofl:

[ticatfan]

Originally posted by Earthquake Enyart
Good thing you saved Maryann for the next victim. That is mybills EE,one of our hotties we have on our island.

[northernbillfan]

BrianH is Lovey....Excellent!

[northernbillfan]

BrianH is Lovey....

eexxxxccccellent! :monte:

[clumping platelets]

I wonder where my picture will be :huh:

Howdy fellow castaways :snicker:

Horton's for everybody :)

[ticatfan]

Originally posted by clumping platelets
I wonder where my picture will be :huh:

Howdy fellow castaways :snicker:

Horton's for everybody :) Sorry cp but alchol drinks only,unless you have some whiskey and baileys in the coffee.:up:

[lordofgun]

Originally posted by northernbillfan
BrianH is Lovely :love:

:eek:

[Earthquake Enyart]

Lookout!!!!! Here comes Maryann!!! :snicker:

[clumping platelets]

:snicker:

[Brian H]

Originally posted by northernbillfan
BrianH is Lovey....

eexxxxccccellent! :monte:

Whoa cowboy settle down man I like pie not strudel ......

[Brian H]

deleted

[mybills]

Originally posted by Earthquake Enyart
Lookout!!!!! Here comes Maryann!!! :snicker:

:scratch: :brunette:

[mybills]

Welcome, cp! Grab a beer...and while you're at it, grab me another one too, please! :D

btw, did anybody bring extra batteries? :dj:

[ticatfan]

I did,but I am so buzzed right now,I fell down and can't get up.

[clumping platelets]

Hmm.........whatcha need batteries for mybills?? :snicker:


:mods:

[The_Philster]

Originally posted by clumping platelets
Hmm.........whatcha need batteries for mybills?? :snicker:


:mods:


:gag:
:phew: Now I don't feel so bad cause I was starting to think I was the only one thinking that. :evil:

[mybills]

hey, I may get buzzed, but not that way! :D

[PA Season Ticket Holder]

Mr. PA has arrived.

[PA Season Ticket Holder]

I smuggled back some buds in case you guys already smoked it all, but I left my whiskey on the island in case anybody wanted some.

[northernbillfan]

:nbf: *Grabs PA, steals the baggie from him, and heads off to the other side of the island*

[PA Season Ticket Holder]

Originally posted by northernbillfan
:nbf: *Grabs PA, steals the baggie from him, and heads off to the other side of the island*

That wasn't the buds, it was poison ivy. I knew somebody would fall for it. I'm willing to share, but nobody is gonna steal it :D

[northernbillfan]

I still have a ton of it out back, and HOOOOEEEEE, ever smoke poison ivy before? :dizzy:

[PA Season Ticket Holder]

LOL

[Typ0]

Hey I think the professor is spiking Ms. Howells coconuts with some canabutter brownies and taking advantage of her.

[mybills]

I think Batman smoked Poison Ivy before! :attn:

[Patrick76777]

Hi, the names Patrick. Where's the buffet table.

[Valerie]

:welcome: Patrick! To hell with the buffet table, I've got something even better for you. Just follow me........;)

[Patrick76777]

Sweet, I’ve been waiting for this. Do you want me to shower first?

[Valerie]

YES!!!!!! If you'd like, I can help you.:bath: :smooch:

[Patrick76777]

even better

[Patrick76777]

That was a great shower…..Good think I had someone here to wash my back.

[Valerie]

You're quite welcome!:peck: Now that you're clean, onto the fun stuff. ;)

[clumping platelets]

:cp:

[ticatfan]

Originally posted by Jaded 7
You're quite welcome!:peck: Now that you're clean, onto the fun stuff. ;) Yes new boy,the fun stuff.Now get over to the south side and clean out the outhouses and dig some new latrines also.Then we have a bunch of wood to cut and split.So lets get at it.Jaded get me a beer will ya,and I think mybills needs one to.So come on you two,the work needs to be done.

[northernbillfan]

I need a beer too, and you'll have to twist another one up for me, I can't feel my fingers.

[ticatfan]

Patrick roll one also for NBF,I would but I fell into the fire last night and burnt my hands,good thing I was wasted or that would have hurt.

[Patrick76777]

I don't touch the stuff. Sorry. You guys can have fun with that stuff, I'll be back in the bushes with a certain lady. And if you want to join us MyBills, feel free.

[clumping platelets]

:eek:

[Valerie]

Originally posted by Patrick76777 I don't touch the stuff. Sorry. You guys can have fun with that stuff, I'll be back in the bushes with a certain lady. And if you want to join us MyBills, feel free.
A man after my own heart. :) I don't touch that stuff either. We'll make our own fun. ;)

[Patrick76777]

That was the plan.

[Valerie]

:dance: :handkiss: :smooch::forward::makeout: :cp:

[Patrick76777]

I wish I would have arrived sooner.

[Valerie]

Me too! ;)

[mybills]

I don't smoke the stuff either, but the breeze coming off the water keeps sending me a wiff...no wonder I can't get up. I'll just lay here & work on my tan..at least I can still pick my head up to sip my :beer: !

Besides, I'm not sure exactly what kind of fun you guys have in mind! :pir: lol.

[Valerie]

Nothing illegal, MyBills. Although, I'm not into sharing my fun with another woman or man for that matter. lol
:twirl:

[Brian H]

Originally posted by Jaded 7
:dance: :handkiss: :smooch::forward::makeout: :cp:

:gag:

[ticatfan]

Originally posted by Jaded 7
Nothing illegal, MyBills. Although, I'm not into sharing my fun with another woman or man for that matter. lol
:twirl: Sorry ,but we share everything on castaway Island.And patrick,you are on the bottom of the totem pole here chum,so start digging.

[SoCalBillsFan]

I need a nap....how's every doin! long time no see!

[ticatfan]

Good my man,hows the weather out there.

[SoCalBillsFan]

very good, as always! loos like castaway island is definately growing!

[mybills]

Originally posted by Jaded 7
Nothing illegal, MyBills. Although, I'm not into sharing my fun with another woman or man for that matter. lol
:twirl:

lol. I didn't think threesomes were illegal! :snicker:

[northernbillfan]

Eye thimk Enough I've had drink to.!
Eye thimk Enough I've had drink to.!

Double am I starting see to!!
Double am I starting see to!!

Ticats, beer me a pass,
Ticats, beer me a pass,

[BillC]

Ahhh.... good to be back......


Log must be growing tired of the game as well... he's holding votes every 10 seconds...:D

[northernbillfan]

Eye thimk Enough I've had drink to.!
Eye thimk Enough I've had drink to.!

Double am I starting see to!!
Double am I starting see to!!

Ticats, beer me a pass,
Ticats, beer me a pass,

[northernbillfan]

Eye thimk Enough I've had drink to.!
Eye thimk Enough I've had drink to.!

Double am I starting see to!!
Double am I starting see to!!

Ticats, beer me a pass,
Ticats, beer me a pass,.

[mybills]

Do drunk how think you nbf is? :fly:

[Shiny Chicken]

OK, I'm here. Do Iget a share of the good stuff? :D

[Valerie]

You can have my share and Patrick's share, Chicken.:smoke: We don't do that funky stuff. We've been too busy anyway. ;) We're the evil Hotties and we were getting reacquainted. lol:smooch:

[mybills]

My :evil: twin should be here shortly! :fab:

Time to rock n' roll! :punk:

[shelby]

Hope y'all saved some :beers: for me!!!

:biggrin:

Hey :evil: twin....let's formulate a plot to take over the world.
:snicker:

[Valerie]

:welcome: Shelby! :) There's plenty of goodies to share. Except Northern and Ticat are drinking all the beer. And Typ0, PA and Chicken are smoking all the pot. lol MyBills and I have plenty of mudlsides and BJ shots. So, grab a palm tree and relax. :drinker::cheers:

[northernbillfan]

Helby, beer's a here you for!

I know better should not stand like up that fast too. :dizzy:

Twisting goes how the ticat?

[Shiny Chicken]

Dude...... this island's a lot more fun :D :smoke:

[Shiny Chicken]

I was gonna win survivor... but then I got high...
I was gonna help the hotties beat the *****es... but then I got high...
But then we all got voted off one by one, and Iknow whhhhyyyy... cause I got high, cuz I got high, cuz I got hiiighhh

[Shiny Chicken]

:smoke:

[Valerie]

You ruined it for the Hotties, Chicken because you were too busy doing drugs and getting high. You were delusional and couldn't tell right from wrong or the truth from the lies. Shame on you Chicken!:shakeno: Another example of what drugs can do. lol :D

[Shiny Chicken]

:p:

Man.... those brownies Iate one night..... man.....

[mybills]

Originally posted by shelby
Hope y'all saved some :beers: for me!!!

:biggrin:

Hey :evil: twin....let's formulate a plot to take over the world.
:snicker:

Sure, :evil: , let's start with this island before we get too :drunks:! :D

[mybills]

:gossip: sure is a friendly place, this castaway island!
:whisper: hey shiny, there's some poppy plants over there!;)

[Typ0]

I just read on CNN the guys stuck on the space station called into NASA because they thought there was a big fire in the carribean. Apparently there is a huge constant haze of smoke comming off this island and it's visible from space.

[shelby]

:eek: y'all are a bunch of dope fiends!!!

hey extra crispy tasty, fetch me another beer, willya?
;)

:drunks:

[Gunzlingr]

Leave some for me! It appears that I will be there shortly!

[shelby]

:doh:

[Shiny Chicken]

Originally posted by shelby
:eek: y'all are a bunch of dope fiends!!!

hey extra crispy tasty, fetch me another beer, willya?
;)

:drunks:

Hey, who died and made me the beer *****?

[shelby]

:lol:
never mind...i'll get my own:tongue:

[Shiny Chicken]

nah... I'll be nice, I'll get you one... after all it was probably your influence tha got patrick voted off before me :D

[mybills]

:rofl:

Castaway Island ROCKS!!


http://216.40.249.192/s/contrib/ed/laugh.gif

[shelby]

:goodbad:

[Gunzlingr]

I'm here! Did ya'll miss me? I brought some tomato juice and olives, who has the beer?

[northernbillfan]

Papers got???

Beer have I, not giving gonna any you.

Gottem if you smokem!

Up one twist for me, and see I'll beer about.

:dizzy:

[BillC]

Who wants to play naked volleyball?

[The Colonel]

*shudder*

[Valerie]

Originally posted by gunzlingr I'm here! Did ya'll miss me? I brought some tomato juice and olives, who has the beer?
:welcome: Gunzlingr! :) I love tomato juice! Of course it isn't the best thing for my ulcer, but it sure tastes good! :)

[Gunzlingr]

J, you need to relax! You are too young to have an ulcer! :pet: maybe this will make you feel better. Just let me pour another red beer first!

[Valerie]

Thanks, Gunzlingr.:peck: I tend to hold my feelings and stress in and let them eat me up inside. Then, when I can't hold them in anymore, I explode. lol I'm working on it. But, with everything that's been going on the past few weeks at work and then with my move, I've been a mess. I've been popping prescription zantac like crazy. lol And, I could really go for a nice, tall glass of tomato juice. lol

[ticatfan]

You do like your tomatoe juice,but I wonder if it being a very acidty veg if that would effect your stomach.

[Shiny Chicken]

Hey Jaded, you want a nice delicious brownie? :D :evil:

[Valerie]

Ummm, no thanks, Chicken. I know what you pot heads put in brownies. lol ;) I saw Never Been Kissed and what happened to poor Drew Barrymore after she ate a funky brownie. lol I'll pass. Maybe Typ0 wants one. Thanks for offering to share though. That's nice. :friends:

[mybills]

Originally posted by Jaded 7
I tend to hold my feelings and stress in and let them eat me up inside. Then, when I can't hold them in anymore, I explode.

maddam mybills says that Jaded's rising sign is Piscies.
Both of my sisters do the same thing. Not me, you piss me off and yer gonna hear about it right away! :evil:


BillC - naked volleyball?
:rofl:

[shelby]

:eek: now that is a scary thought.

:beers:

[mybills]

LOL, :evil:, naked volley ball is a scary thought! :snicker:

Here's another one...

I wonder if castaway island will break free and drift into the twilight zone? :D

[MissBuffalo]

Yummy :hungry: I'll take one of those brownies Chicken.
What a great little Castaway Island you all have here.

[BillC]

Low girl on the totem pole-

Here is a giant palm leaf - go get me a cold one and then set up shop next to my beach chair and start fanning!



*newbies- gotta break 'em in :rolleyes:*

[BillC]

And get out of my sun! :D

[clumping platelets]

:rofl:


Remember, BillC, I'm Hillary's campaign manager, I need ya to find me a good intern :D

:cp:

[BillC]

Originally posted by mybills
LOL, :evil:, naked volley ball is a scary thought! :snicker:

Here's another one...

I wonder if castaway island will break free and drift into the twilight zone? :D


Guess what!


I just sold Castaway island to the Department of Defense for $10,000 zonebucks.

Says here on the Bill of sale we got until 12:00 Midnight Tuesday to get the hell off before nuclear testing begins... whatever that means....