Who would win?

[Gunzlingr]

If Jesus and Zeus jumped Tedy Bruschi in a dark alley, who would come out on top since all are deities?

I say Bruschi, because he would make Jesus and Zeus stroke out.

[OpIv37]

Re: Who would win?

Trick question.

Bruschi IS Jesus and Jesus could whip Zeus' ass.

[SpillerThrills]

Re: Who would win?

Trick question.

Bruschi IS Jesus and Jesus could whip Zeus' ass.

but I thought Bruschi was God not Jesus??? either way he's an immortal figure that mortals can't compete against (insert sarcasm here)

[Mitchy moo]

Re: Who would win?

True trick question,

Jesus & Zeus are the same person reincarnated as Bruschi. That heart attack thing was so he could suffer for our sins but not die. Dying is passe this Millienium.

[BuffaloBillsStampede]

Re: Who would win?

I'll take Ditka

[Gunzlingr]

Re: Who would win?

I'll take Ditka

What about Bruschi versus a team of mini Ditkas?

[RedEyE]

Re: Who would win?

Trick question. Both Jesus and Zeus are mythological entities while Bruschi is a certified living and breathing God. He is admired by Christians, Jews and Greeks alike.

[SABURZFAN]

Re: Who would win?

Trick question.

Bruschi IS Jesus and Jesus could whip Zeus' ass.

i thought bruschi was God.

[OpIv37]

Re: Who would win?

i thought bruschi was God.

Technicality- most Christians believe in the Trinity so Jesus and God are technically part of one entity.

[mybills]

Re: Who would win?

If Jesus and Zeus jumped Tedy Bruschi in a dark alley, who would come out on top since all are deities?

I say Bruschi, because he would make Jesus and Zeus stroke out.

Jesus would flood the alley and the other two would drown.

[Historian]

Re: Who would win?

I take Willis, because he's the best back in football.

[SABURZFAN]

Re: Who would win?

Technicality- most Christians believe in the Trinity so Jesus and God are technically part of one entity.

i'll take your word for it.i wouldn't want to start a Holy War.