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Gunzlingr
10-02-2006, 03:47 PM
If Jesus and Zeus jumped Tedy Bruschi in a dark alley, who would come out on top since all are deities?

I say Bruschi, because he would make Jesus and Zeus stroke out.
OpIv37
10-02-2006, 03:48 PM
Trick question.

Bruschi IS Jesus and Jesus could whip Zeus' ass.
SpillerThrills
10-02-2006, 04:06 PM
Trick question.

Bruschi IS Jesus and Jesus could whip Zeus' ass.


but I thought Bruschi was God not Jesus??? either way he's an immortal figure that mortals can't compete against (insert sarcasm here)
Mitchy moo
10-02-2006, 04:08 PM
True trick question,

Jesus & Zeus are the same person reincarnated as Bruschi. That heart attack thing was so he could suffer for our sins but not die. Dying is passe this Millienium.
BuffaloBillsStampede
10-02-2006, 09:41 PM
I'll take Ditka
Gunzlingr
10-03-2006, 08:33 AM
I'll take Ditka

What about Bruschi versus a team of mini Ditkas?
RedEyE
10-03-2006, 08:36 AM
Trick question. Both Jesus and Zeus are mythological entities while Bruschi is a certified living and breathing God. He is admired by Christians, Jews and Greeks alike.
SABURZFAN
10-03-2006, 08:39 AM
Trick question.

Bruschi IS Jesus and Jesus could whip Zeus' ass.


i thought bruschi was God.
OpIv37
10-03-2006, 08:47 AM
i thought bruschi was God.

Technicality- most Christians believe in the Trinity so Jesus and God are technically part of one entity.
mybills
10-03-2006, 08:52 AM
If Jesus and Zeus jumped Tedy Bruschi in a dark alley, who would come out on top since all are deities?

I say Bruschi, because he would make Jesus and Zeus stroke out.
Jesus would flood the alley and the other two would drown.
Historian
10-03-2006, 08:52 AM
I take Willis, because he's the best back in football.

:up:
SABURZFAN
10-03-2006, 09:20 AM
Technicality- most Christians believe in the Trinity so Jesus and God are technically part of one entity.


i'll take your word for it.i wouldn't want to start a Holy War.