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02-26-2003, 04:18 AM
Doug Flutie Song
(By Moxy Fuvous written and performed on WCMF on 11/3/98)
Who's sneakin' past the offensive lineman?
Scramblin' when they call for the blitz?
Out from the pocket, in for a touchdown,
Everyone knows it's Flutie.
And Flutie is 5-foot-3,
He has tiny hands and feet!
The Bills are the team to beat, in the AFC East
Who's dodgin' sacks from Dolphins built like tanks?
Who's makin' fans go totally nuts?
Who deserves more than Piazza and Jordan?
Everyone knows it's Flutie
And Flutie is 4-foot-1!
But Flutie's heart weighs a ton.
He's now got the QB role,
You're in my soul.
Who spent 10 years in exile in Canada?
Lived in an igloo, ate only snow.
Who's even got his own breakfast cereal?
Everyone knows it's Flutie
And Flutie's got Youngmann's* knees,
And throws like a summer breeze,
And Flutie's pals with the Wease,
The brother Wease, (Cindy, Tommy, House, and everybody else!) ahhh!
* Youngman is a highway in Buffalo, but it could be young man
(By Moxy Fuvous written and performed on WCMF on 11/3/98)
Who's sneakin' past the offensive lineman?
Scramblin' when they call for the blitz?
Out from the pocket, in for a touchdown,
Everyone knows it's Flutie.
And Flutie is 5-foot-3,
He has tiny hands and feet!
The Bills are the team to beat, in the AFC East
Who's dodgin' sacks from Dolphins built like tanks?
Who's makin' fans go totally nuts?
Who deserves more than Piazza and Jordan?
Everyone knows it's Flutie
And Flutie is 4-foot-1!
But Flutie's heart weighs a ton.
He's now got the QB role,
You're in my soul.
Who spent 10 years in exile in Canada?
Lived in an igloo, ate only snow.
Who's even got his own breakfast cereal?
Everyone knows it's Flutie
And Flutie's got Youngmann's* knees,
And throws like a summer breeze,
And Flutie's pals with the Wease,
The brother Wease, (Cindy, Tommy, House, and everybody else!) ahhh!
* Youngman is a highway in Buffalo, but it could be young man