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I can't tell you how I got my hands on this. I'll go to jail if need be to protect the identity of my sources. But I have, in my possession, the three-question preliminary test I'm told the Buffalo Bills give all their coaching candidates to determine if they're fit for the job.
1. It's late at night and you need a quart of milk for the morning. Do you:
a) Steal a cow?
b) Steal a goat?
c) Mix water, flour and pretend?
d) Hit the 24-hour convenience store located at the end of your road?
2. There's a nasty leak in the kitchen roof. Do you:
a) Run refrigeration under the floor and open a skating rink?
b) Stock up on chlorine?
c) Make lots of soup?
d) Call a roofer?
3. It's fourth-and-6 from the opponent's 47-yard line on the first series of a road game against a formidable foe. Would you:
a) Fake a punt?
b) Fake a field goal?
c) Run the quadruple-reverse tight end flea flicker out of a wishbone formation? d) Kick it away and play the field-position game?
3. It's fourth-and-6 from the opponent's 47-yard line on the first series of a road game against a formidable foe. Would you: a) Fake a punt?
