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mybills
10-14-2006, 08:35 AM
She might just beat Andy Dick. I agreed with a lot of her picks. :up:

Funny lady, too.

Bills or Lions? "Bills. I could beat the Lions right now." :chuckle:
KC or Pitts? "KC. Rothlisburger is a mess. Ever since that motorcycle accident, man. I think the defenders make motorcycle noises..brum, brum..at him." :rofl:
Mitchy moo
10-14-2006, 08:39 AM
classic.
DMBcrew36
10-14-2006, 08:41 AM
KC or Pitts? "KC. Rothlisburger is a mess. Ever since that motorcycle accident, man. I think the defenders make motorcycle noises..brum, brum..at him." :rofl:


:roflmao:
HHURRICANE
10-14-2006, 09:15 AM
:up:
JJamezz
10-14-2006, 09:35 AM
She is hysterical, one of my favorite comedians. Anybody ever hear the episode of Crank Yankers she did? She calls a mechanic saying she just picked up her car and somebody s**t in the back seat?? Might be the funniest thing I've ever heard.
mybills
10-14-2006, 09:38 AM
She's very funny even when she's serious...she picked Miami! :snicker:
JJamezz
10-14-2006, 09:41 AM
She's got an HBO special on tonight too, btw. Can't wait!
Michael82
10-14-2006, 09:50 AM
:lmao:
Michael82
10-14-2006, 09:51 AM
She is hysterical, one of my favorite comedians. Anybody ever hear the episode of Crank Yankers she did? She calls a mechanic saying she just picked up her car and somebody s**t in the back seat?? Might be the funniest thing I've ever heard.
Agreed, that was the best one ever. I was rolling on the floor laughing my ass off.
mybills
10-14-2006, 10:14 AM
She's got an HBO special on tonight too, btw. Can't wait!
I keep forgetting what time that's on, and I've been wanting to see it, too. :up:
JJamezz
10-14-2006, 11:06 AM
Agreed, that was the best one ever. I was rolling on the floor laughing my ass off.

http://www.comedycentral.com/sitewide/media_player/play.jhtml?itemId=24553

Its just as funny the 2nd time around.. :roflmao:
The_Philster
10-14-2006, 11:07 AM
I keep forgetting what time that's on, and I've been wanting to see it, too. :up:
if you miss it, it hits DVD in the stores on Tuesday
JJamezz
10-14-2006, 11:15 AM
Its on a 10pm I think.
Michael82
10-14-2006, 12:45 PM
http://www.comedycentral.com/sitewide/media_player/play.jhtml?itemId=24553

Its just as funny the 2nd time around.. :roflmao:
I was just looking for that. Thanks man! :rofl:


:lmao:
mybills
10-14-2006, 01:04 PM
I was just looking for that. Thanks man! :rofl:


:lmao:
I just watched it..."400 lbs? That's your turd!" :roflmao:
JJamezz
10-14-2006, 02:20 PM
'It smells like you sold yo' ass to the devil'

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!
mybills
10-14-2006, 05:40 PM
:spit:
OpIv37
10-14-2006, 07:27 PM
I used to work with Wanda Sykes' brother.

But then his security clearance went through and he got one of those "I could tell you what I do, but then I'd have to kill you" type jobs that are all the rage around here.
RedEyE
10-14-2006, 07:36 PM
:rofl:

"How old is it? It's got steam comin' off it!"

:lmao:
Meathead
10-15-2006, 12:19 AM
free my ass, free my ass, thank god almighty im gonna free my ass

i thought that was the one you were talking about but i see it wasnt after listening to it. i was still lmao (its still steaming lololol) but it wasnt the one i was thinking of. anybody remember that one, classic mlk line she used. i cant remember the bit but i do remember laughing so hard i couldnt breathe
mybills
10-15-2006, 06:32 AM
Sick and Tired was disappointing. I should've kept watching the Horse Whisperer.
JJamezz
10-15-2006, 09:15 AM
Sick and Tired was disappointing. I should've kept watching the Horse Whisperer.

It was a little dirtier than I thought it'd be - I guess every time I've seen her before was on regular tv - but I liked it.
JJamezz
10-15-2006, 09:23 AM
free my ass, free my ass, thank god almighty im gonna free my ass

i thought that was the one you were talking about but i see it wasnt after listening to it. i was still lmao (its still steaming lololol) but it wasnt the one i was thinking of. anybody remember that one, classic mlk line she used. i cant remember the bit but i do remember laughing so hard i couldnt breathe

That one is great too.

http://www.comedycentral.com/motherload/index.jhtml?ml_video=11957

'Be like Abraham Lincoln and come over here and set me free. Come emancipate my ass' :rofl:

Some others she did:

http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/crank_yankers/videos/season_2/index.jhtml?playVideo=15046

http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/crank_yankers/videos/season_2/index.jhtml?playVideo=15040

http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/crank_yankers/videos/season_2/index.jhtml?playVideo=15035

http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/crank_yankers/videos/season_2/index.jhtml?playVideo=11947