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  • HHURRICANE
    Registered User
    • Mar 2005
    • 15490

    Parcells to Buffalo.

    I hate these kind of threads because they are usually the equivalent of "what if Aliens come to earth and kill every team but the Bills...." however if Ralph wants to live to see a Super Bowl why not bring Parcells in after his almost certain departure from Dallas?

    Here's the logic. Parcells is the only guy that could destroy Bellichek and the Patriots. I have to believe that Parcells would like the challenge of coaching against Bellichek in this Division. We have tons of cap space and things really can't get worse. Ralph will be the opposite of Jones and let Bill coach the team. Furthermore, Bill is the reason we don't have a Super Bowl title. SB XXV will always be the one that got away. We were the better team and we got outcoached. Levy, Parcells working together as 2 Hall of Famers!!

    Besides Aliens what would it take:

    1) Money, and lots of it

    2) The greatest sell job ever. Coming to Buffalo, first and foremost, and convincing Parcells that he'll rot in his own personal Hell if he retires.

    3) Make Jauron Defensive Coordinator at his current salary.

    4) Hope that Wilson dying without a Super Bowl Chamionship is more important than his 85 and over tennis championship trophy.

    5) GOD

    Hey, it's a bye week so cut me some slack.
  • Mudflap1
    Next Question!
    • Nov 2004
    • 3281

    #2
    Re: Parcells to Buffalo.

    We'd probably at least find our way to the playoffs!

    Parcells to Buffalo not likely though.

    Jon

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    • Mitchy moo
      Roways rooking ahread!
      • Sep 2005
      • 18380

      #3
      Re: Parcells to Buffalo.

      I think I am seeing a flying saucer right now, duck.

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      • L.A. Playa
        Registered User
        • Aug 2003
        • 19295

        #4
        Re: Parcells to Buffalo.

        are you Skooby's rich friend ???

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        • Mitchy moo
          Roways rooking ahread!
          • Sep 2005
          • 18380

          #5
          Re: Parcells to Buffalo.

          Originally posted by L.A. Playa
          are you Skooby's rich friend ???
          By george, you got it!

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          • HHURRICANE
            Registered User
            • Mar 2005
            • 15490

            #6
            Re: Parcells to Buffalo.

            Originally posted by L.A. Playa
            are you Skooby's rich friend ???
            Shhh, don't tell anybody!!

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            • PECKERWOOD
              Defies all logic
              • Oct 2006
              • 13170

              #7
              Re: Parcells to Buffalo.

              I like these hypothetical situations as dumb as that sounds. I would love to have Parcells in Buffalo. He is old school. I like the way he handles his players, and the way he addresses the media. Good coach.

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              • Gunzlingr
                Registered User
                • Jul 2002
                • 45976

                #8
                Re: Parcells to Buffalo.

                How about Parcells vs. Mini Ditka?
                You think you're hot **** in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup!

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                • RockStar36
                  Dude's Little Ignorant Crony
                  • Sep 2004
                  • 24761

                  #9
                  Re: Parcells to Buffalo.

                  Parcells to Buffalo = Playoffs?

                  I doubt it.

                  D & S Sports



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                  • Bert102176
                    Registered User
                    • Aug 2002
                    • 3742

                    #10
                    Re: Parcells to Buffalo.

                    Parcells is an a-hole and isn't even a good coach anymore
                    lets go BUFFALO lets go BUFFALO

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                    • Mudflap1
                      Next Question!
                      • Nov 2004
                      • 3281

                      #11
                      Re: Parcells to Buffalo.

                      Originally posted by RockStar36
                      Parcells to Buffalo = Playoffs?

                      I doubt it.
                      Giants -- bad team -- playoffs (Super Bowls)
                      Patriots -- bad team -- playoffs (Super Bowl)
                      Jets -- bad team -- playoffs
                      Cowboys -- bad team -- playoffs

                      It's unlikely he would come here, but why is it doubtful that we would turn it around, even if for just one season?

                      Jon

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                      • Jan Reimers
                        Thank You, Terry and Kim, for Saving the Bills. Now, Work on the Sabres.
                        • May 2003
                        • 17353

                        #12
                        Re: Parcells to Buffalo.

                        Why not Joe Gibbs, too? Then we'd have two guys who haven't been able to rediscover the magic.
                        Should have known, way back in 1960 when we drafted Richie Lucas Number 1, that this would be a long, hard ride. But who could have known it would be THIS bad?

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                        • RockStar36
                          Dude's Little Ignorant Crony
                          • Sep 2004
                          • 24761

                          #13
                          Re: Parcells to Buffalo.

                          Dallas last made the playoffs in 2003 where they lost in the first round. Since then it's been 2 straight years and this year has a serious chance of being the 3rd straight year.

                          And I'd prefer not to get involved w/ Parcells' habit of randomly quitting on his teams.

                          D & S Sports



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                          • shelby
                            The Vanilla admin
                            • Jul 2002
                            • 48489

                            #14
                            Re: Parcells to Buffalo.

                            Thanks, but no thanks.
                            Stick a fork in the Big Tuna....he's done.

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                            • Mudflap1
                              Next Question!
                              • Nov 2004
                              • 3281

                              #15
                              Re: Parcells to Buffalo.

                              Originally posted by shelby
                              Thanks, but no thanks.
                              Stick a fork in the Big Tuna....he's done.
                              All my point is, hypothetically (because that's all it is, it's not likely), I'd rather have Tuna than what we've got.

                              Jon

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