View Full Version : BillC Press Conference Thread

02-28-2003, 08:15 PM
I would like to start this press conference with a short statement prepared by the Clinton Defense fund lawyers.

I am aware that when I signed up for this contest, that it was implied that when members are voted off they are not to mention the scheming, the deals, or any other aspects of the game. I plan on honoring that, but with so many questions, allegations, and so on, I do want to clear the air on some issues.

First- the single post by Dozer was done purely by error- I was very fatigued and busy in a crowded office environment. If I chose to, I could have easily rigged the contest as an administrator. But all of the Mods and administrators who are/ were in this contest are in it strictly for fun and are a great and honest group

Trying to gain an unfair advantage in the contest was not the intent. As a matter of fact, Bill C posted once in the hotties thread ( a taunt) that added one post to their total.

I want to answer some of the allegations and questions from the gallery.

02-28-2003, 08:16 PM
OK –

First up, that funny short dude that’s clapping

Originally posted by billsfanone
Dozer - BillC ?

Yes. Follow up, geek?

Originally posted by billsfanone
Dozer (aka BillC, Lou Grant) screwed the *****es.

That would be inaccurate. I was up for 22 hours, the last in a state of delirium posting
Every 45 seconds in the challenge. I must have posted 200 times.

02-28-2003, 08:16 PM
Statement in the back from the hoochie loser-

Originally posted by SoCalBillsFan

they gained a post in their post total.

new rules? the rules have always been you cant use your aliases to help you. That has been made clear in the rules for several if not all the challenges.

The single post in question added 1 to the total. Ironically, I had posted once in their thread to taunt them. Net result= 0


02-28-2003, 08:17 PM
Hey baby…….. the cute blonde in the front :D

Originally posted by BironsGirl43
What just happened? I don't get it!

Are Dozer and BillC the same person?!?! WTF?

This really sucks.. I don't understand how we lost.. we were in the lead and all.. plus Typo had his back to back posts which = 100 deduction..... uhhhh

Ummmmmm, yes - pay attention.

*(What would Jay McKee do, right now? – get her phone number…. Get her PHONE NUMBER!!)

02-28-2003, 08:17 PM
OK- I think Poindexter was next-

Originally posted by Ebenezer
I'll ask the stupid question:

Why was an alias allowed to play?? :huh:

He wasn’t. After a long sleep deprived night, and posting from a hectic office the next day- the wrong username was used from the computer at work.. OK so sue me!!! :tongue:


02-28-2003, 08:17 PM
OK- :abe: Is next-

Originally posted by Earthquake Enyart
And here I always thought Big Doug was BillC. :shakeno:

Altzheimers – a mind is a terrible thing

To waste…….. or something…like that………..Bingo starts in an hour. Get on the bus….

02-28-2003, 08:18 PM
Poindexter again? OK now what…….

Originally posted by Ebenezer
I thought it was LOG :biggrin:


Maybe it is………Maybe it isn’t!

02-28-2003, 08:18 PM
Ohhh LA LA!! The Hoochie Queen Bee!………..*Sprays Binaca in mouth*

Originally posted by Jaded 7
I thought Bill C was Log too. And, if it was, that would've been really, really, really unfair. I gave up guessing after someone told me Slick Willy wasn't Log.

Life isn’t fair. Was it fair LoG can’t count to 11? Was it fair when hanging chads cost Vice President Dork the election?

Bitterness and defeat are a part of life. Spread it around! :D

02-28-2003, 08:18 PM
The stoner in the hawaiian shirt- You have a comment?

Originally posted by northernbillfan
Hey BillC, see you on the Island of Misfit Zoners soon.

:up: I will not inhale, when cameras are rolling…….. hey don’t bogart that joint, my friend!…:mex:


02-28-2003, 08:18 PM
Paranoid loser-

Originally posted by Brian H
I was on till 3 am to show my teammates I'm for real and this happens? :madshake: :xplode:

I fail to see how these are related.

02-28-2003, 08:18 PM
The young man with the bowling shirt and the job at Pay Less Shoe Stores has a question-

Originally posted by don137
Maybe it was Dazydog and they where using the same computer...I guess slick Willy gets caught with his pants down again....

I would like to emphatically deny any involvement by my wife. She was out of town.


02-28-2003, 08:19 PM
Back to our paranoid *****zophrenic-

Originally posted by Brian H
Bill C did say he has two computers!

Yes, I was using two computers. A laptop and a desk top from home last night. One to patrol the other thread and refresh, the other to actually post. It shaved about 4-5 seconds per post.

Who’s side you on, anyway?


02-28-2003, 08:19 PM
Back to our hoochie loser-

Originally posted by SoCalBillsFan

the same person is not allowed to use two user names to help his name. Dozer and billC both posted in the thread, and were controlled by the same person. that was a clear violation of the rules log stated, and the penalty is disqualification.

It doesn't matter that dozer and bill C posted back to back. what matters is that one individual used two user names to help his team.

Correct. It was in error- not an attempt to cheat. We had a 200 post lead – with the busy day at the office today I was attempting to help the team. With such a sizeable lead due to complete incompetence and negligence of the opposition, I should have used better judgement and only posted if needed.

If I really wanted to cheat, I could have. It was an innocent mistake.


02-28-2003, 08:19 PM
:abe: has a question-

Originally posted by Earthquake Enyart
Geez, you guys a bunch of lawyers? :eek:

I have a law degree from Oxford. Tapioca pudding is on the menu tonight. Matlock will be on at 7 PM.


02-28-2003, 08:20 PM
Paranoid Loser with a follow up-

Originally posted by Brian H
Maybe Bill hacked him? I know Dozer real well and it sounds a little weird thats all......

:rolleyes: You don’t know squat………



02-28-2003, 08:20 PM
The Nerd with the pocket protector and the white tape on his glasses with a comment?

Originally posted by Typ0
Clump is finpawpaw? I honestly didn't know.

And let me get this straight. Dozer is BillC. Dozer has two computers. Dozer was sitting next to his two computers last night and posting double the amount others could post because he was using an alias. Sexy *****es are *****ing about the ruling they lost the challenge.

I'm a little lost here. What exactly are they *****ing about?

The two computers have nothing to do at the rate I posted- I could only post as fast as my team mates.

Point out the use of an alias in any of the challenges. BTW- Dozer provided funding to both sides during the Italic user name challenge.


02-28-2003, 08:20 PM
Nerd with a follow up-

Originally posted by Typ0
I beg your pardon gunz but with two computers you can double your output. Each time you load a page you need to wait for the page load. With two computers you can double the page loads. This doesn't even take into consideration that Dozer did not have to wait for the two post between rule so he could just sit there and post post post. So I would have to say the opposite of Shelby, you are an idiot.

The two computers only streamlined my posting speed- there is no rule against using 2 computers. I can’t help if you didn’t use your hat rack to think of it yourself. If I used the two computers to post Bill C and , say, Brian H- then you have a case. I used the two computers to post with Bill C- what is the issue?

I used technology to my advantage. Stop whining. And you are an idiot. :D

02-28-2003, 08:20 PM
On that note- I would like to apologize to the team for my mental error. They worked very hard and I’m convinced they would have destroyed your pathetic attempts at this challenge.

Good luck, my compadres!

I have a flight to catch to loser’s island! I’ll be writing my memoires there. I’m not a Crook! You don’t have Bill C to kick around anymore!

*gets into Presidential helicopter, turns, flashes the “V” signs with his fingers, gets in… the helicopter flies into the sunset….*


02-28-2003, 08:21 PM
And now, the end is near;
And so I face the final curtain.
My friend, I'll say it clear,
I'll state my case, of which I'm certain
. I've lived a life that's full. I've traveled each and ev'ry highway;
But more, much more than this, I did it my way………….

Regrets, I've had a few; But then again, too few to mention.
I did what I had to do And saw it through without exemption.
I planned each charted course;
Each careful step along the byway,
But more, much more than this, I did it my way……….

Yes, there were times,
I'm sure you knew
When I bit off more than I could chew.
But through it all, when there was doubt,
I ate it up and spit it out.
I faced it all and I stood tall;
And did it my way. ……………

I've loved, I've laughed and cried
. I've had my fill; my share of losing.
And now, as tears subside, I find it all… so amusing.
To think I did all that;
And may I say - not in a shy way,
"No, oh no not me, I did it my way"……..

For what is a man, what has he got?
If not himself, then he has naught.
To say the things he truly feels;
And not the words of one who kneels.
The record shows I took the blows –

And did it myyyyyyyyyyyy waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy!


02-28-2003, 08:25 PM
:shout: No more questions at this time!

Thank you! :snicker:

Let's get out of here now, and have a :beer:!

02-28-2003, 08:25 PM
Hit the road, Jack
And don't you come back
No more! No More! No more! No More!
Hit the road, Jack
And don't you come back no more. (What you say?)
Hit the road, Jack
And don't you come back
No more! No More! No more! No More!
Hit the road, Jack
And don't you come back no more.

02-28-2003, 08:32 PM
<b>"The record shows I took the blows –"</b>


Brian H
02-28-2003, 08:32 PM
lmao Man I always been on your side despite calling me a loser!

02-28-2003, 08:36 PM
:cry: Oh Bill that was so beautiful! Especially when you refuted the so called "cheating with 2 computers" nonsense spewed forth in the game over thread. It brought tears of joy to see you call Missprint an idiot. I would have probably used the term Ignoramus, but that is why you were president and I am not. Fare thee well, oh noble warrior!

02-28-2003, 08:40 PM
I would like to emphatically deny any involvement by my wife.

That one cracked me up.


My comments were not meant to accuse you of cheating. There seemed to be a lot of debate about the need and validity of the rules. I drew the extreme example of how someone could use the technology to demonstrate there is a legitamate base to the rule to show the people who were saying the rule was useless that it is not. I framed this as you having taken those actions because there were previous accusations you did and the proof whether you did or didn't was available in the public forum. I expected someone from your team to step up and say you did not do that....but they didn't. But the point I was ultimately trying to drive home was a point about the rules I guess that did not come accross very well. You were tired, you made a mistake, and consequences resulted in light of the rules. Stuff happens.

Brian H
02-28-2003, 08:42 PM
The nerds back........

02-28-2003, 08:44 PM
That's Mr. Nerd to you.

02-28-2003, 08:56 PM
Typ0!!!! I get it now!!!

I finally figured out, why, you're so, misunderstood, so, often...lol
you, need, to, use, more, commas, man! :D


02-28-2003, 09:40 PM
Funny thing is...that paragraph is gramatically correct. There's just some bad sentences in there....;)

02-28-2003, 10:30 PM
:chuckle: That was a great press conference, Slick Willy. I give you an A for effort and an F for failing your team. I just have on more question for you, who paid for your attorneys? Are you and Hill the Pill scamming poor New Yorkers out of money? You've already bled DC dry.

02-28-2003, 11:39 PM

even the hoochie loser thinks that's funny stuff!

I never accused you of trying to cheat either. In fact in our own private forum i poasted saying i thought it was just an accident. I know you aern't a cheater, my only point was rules are rules.

of course, what do I know, I'm a hoochie loser...:D

03-01-2003, 02:06 AM
This was a very refreshing read after a longh night at wiork.

I knew it was a mistake, and you didn't realize you were logged on as Dozer.

I'll save you some herbs for when the cameras are not running.

03-01-2003, 06:51 AM
:hail: to the Chief!!!!


clumping platelets
03-01-2003, 08:13 AM

Earthquake Enyart
03-01-2003, 10:52 AM
:patriot: Fare thee well, Mr. President. No hard feelings! :wave:

Have fun on jury duty. :monte:

Earthquake Enyart
03-01-2003, 10:54 AM
BTW, I'd like to nominate this for the classic thread HOF!!


03-01-2003, 12:19 PM
I second that! :rofl:

clumping platelets
03-01-2003, 05:58 PM
Why? It's full of excuses! :shakeno:

03-01-2003, 06:28 PM
I agree.:up: This was one of the funniest threads I've read in a long time! :) Slick Willy should get points for being hysterical. lol

03-01-2003, 07:21 PM
Y'all should not encourage him.

03-02-2003, 07:23 AM
Originally posted by Dazydog
Y'all should not encourage him.


03-02-2003, 01:44 PM
Originally posted by clumping platelets
Why? It's full of excuses! :shakeno:
that depends clump on ehat the meaning of is, is.