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As most of you already know, I have been organizing a trip to Washington D.C. for a Sabres game. We'll be taking a bus, 55 people strong. And I decided to have them all sign a contract, but instead of sounding serious and stupid..I'd add a little humor to it but at the same time get the message across.
I, by signing this contract, agree to not act like a douchebag,
or commit acts that could be seen as "douchebagish". I will
not vomit on,break or steal anything on the bus. I realize it is only John, who
can have intercourse on this bus (no homo). I will not fight or have
sex inside the arena. I solomly swear to get wasted and yell
as loud as possible during the game. I understand that if I
leave the arena and I can still talk, then I did not do my job.
However, I am also aware that if I get into trouble with the
police, the bus will leave without me. Lastly, I take full
responsibility for my actions while traveling to, from, and while
visiting Washington D.C.
Sincerely, the undersigned.
I, by signing this contract, agree to not act like a douchebag,
or commit acts that could be seen as "douchebagish". I will
not vomit on,break or steal anything on the bus. I realize it is only John, who
can have intercourse on this bus (no homo). I will not fight or have
sex inside the arena. I solomly swear to get wasted and yell
as loud as possible during the game. I understand that if I
leave the arena and I can still talk, then I did not do my job.
However, I am also aware that if I get into trouble with the
police, the bus will leave without me. Lastly, I take full
responsibility for my actions while traveling to, from, and while
visiting Washington D.C.
Sincerely, the undersigned.
I'm only 16. My bro is 18 though, I'll tell him about it.
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