As most of you already know, I have been organizing a trip to Washington D.C. for a Sabres game. We'll be taking a bus, 55 people strong. And I decided to have them all sign a contract, but instead of sounding serious and stupid..I'd add a little humor to it but at the same time get the message across.
I, by signing this contract, agree to not act like a douchebag,
or commit acts that could be seen as "douchebagish". I will
not vomit on,break or steal anything on the bus. I realize it is only John, who
can have intercourse on this bus (no homo). I will not fight or have
sex inside the arena. I solomly swear to get wasted and yell
as loud as possible during the game. I understand that if I
leave the arena and I can still talk, then I did not do my job.
However, I am also aware that if I get into trouble with the
police, the bus will leave without me. Lastly, I take full
responsibility for my actions while traveling to, from, and while
visiting Washington D.C.
Sincerely, the undersigned.
I, by signing this contract, agree to not act like a douchebag,
or commit acts that could be seen as "douchebagish". I will
not vomit on,break or steal anything on the bus. I realize it is only John, who
can have intercourse on this bus (no homo). I will not fight or have
sex inside the arena. I solomly swear to get wasted and yell
as loud as possible during the game. I understand that if I
leave the arena and I can still talk, then I did not do my job.
However, I am also aware that if I get into trouble with the
police, the bus will leave without me. Lastly, I take full
responsibility for my actions while traveling to, from, and while
visiting Washington D.C.
Sincerely, the undersigned.
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