Is it me, or does Jack Del-Rio always look like

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  • Forward_Lateral
    Registered User
    • Mar 2004
    • 29895

    Is it me, or does Jack Del-Rio always look like

    He's been on a week's long cocain bender. Those giant bags under his eyes. He looks like he's been up snowing all week long.
  • LtFinFan66
    Registered User
    • Mar 2005
    • 47199

    #2
    Re: Is it me, or does Jack Del-Rio always look like

    Yes, he does like like that!

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    • SABURZFAN
      short bus extraordinaire
      • Jul 2002
      • 50747

      #3
      Re: Is it me, or does Jack Del-Rio always look like

      Originally posted by yordad
      Christ, you are the queerest person in the history of Bills fanhood. I swear to god I would stomp you.

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      • Historian
        2020-2023 AFC East Champions!
        • Dec 2002
        • 61705

        #4
        Re: Is it me, or does Jack Del-Rio always look like

        I think he's a good coach.

        We're going to have to bring our A game to defeat Jax.

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        • Night Train
          Retired - On Several Levels
          • Jul 2005
          • 33117

          #5
          Re: Is it me, or does Jack Del-Rio always look like

          Originally posted by Forward_Lateral
          He's been on a week's long cocain bender. Those giant bags under his eyes. He looks like he's been up snowing all week long.
          So if we hang around the team hotel this week, we might score an 8 ball ?
          Anonymity is an abused privilege, abused most by people who mistake vitriol for wisdom and cynicism for wit

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          • SABURZFAN
            short bus extraordinaire
            • Jul 2002
            • 50747

            #6
            Re: Is it me, or does Jack Del-Rio always look like

            Originally posted by Night Train
            So if we hang around the team hotel this week, we might score an 8 ball ?


            no,he might try to score an 8 ball off of you.
            Originally posted by yordad
            Christ, you are the queerest person in the history of Bills fanhood. I swear to god I would stomp you.

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            • MikeInRoch
              Registered User
              • Sep 2003
              • 10446

              #7
              Re: Is it me, or does Jack Del-Rio always look like

              Any truth to the rumour that Michael Irvin is coming out of retirement to join the team?
              "'Clean up your room.', 'Stand up straight.', 'Pick up your feet.', 'Take it like a man.', 'Be nice to your sister.', 'Don't mix beer and wine, ever.'. Oh yeah, 'Don't drive on the railroad track.'"

              "Eh, Phil. That's one I happen to agree with."

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              • LtFinFan66
                Registered User
                • Mar 2005
                • 47199

                #8
                Re: Is it me, or does Jack Del-Rio always look like

                Originally posted by MikeInRoch
                Any truth to the rumour that Michael Irvin is coming out of retirement to join the team?
                Haven't heard that but I did see video of Nate Newton firing up his van with a Mapquest printout leading him to JAX

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                • Forward_Lateral
                  Registered User
                  • Mar 2004
                  • 29895

                  #9
                  Re: Is it me, or does Jack Del-Rio always look like

                  Leon Lett is rumoured to be the next O-line coach

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                  • The King
                    Without me it's just Awe so
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 42380

                    #10
                    Re: Is it me, or does Jack Del-Rio always look like

                    He looks like Johnny Cage

                    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
                    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
                    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
                    It was all
                    true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
                    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
                    mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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                    • TigerJ
                      Registered User
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 22575

                      #11
                      Re: Is it me, or does Jack Del-Rio always look like

                      Originally posted by Forward_Lateral
                      He's been on a week's long cocain bender. Those giant bags under his eyes. He looks like he's been up snowing all week long.
                      I have never been anywhere near cocaine, and the bags under my eyes are bigger than Del Rio's. It's not even close. Upper respiratory allergies are the culprit with me. I don't know if he's an allergy sufferer, but if you couple that with the long work days coaches are reputed to have, and I can understand.
                      I've made up my mind. Don't confuse me with the facts.

                      I'm the most reasonable poster here. If you don't agree, I'll be forced to have a hissy fit.

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                      • Gunzlingr
                        Registered User
                        • Jul 2002
                        • 45976

                        #12
                        Re: Is it me, or does Jack Del-Rio always look like

                        Originally posted by MBBedard
                        He looks like Johnny Cage

                        I heard he is a master of the shadow kick!!!
                        You think you're hot **** in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup!

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                        • justasportsfan
                          Registered User
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 71579

                          #13
                          Re: Is it me, or does Jack Del-Rio always look like

                          when the camera showed him daydreaming, he looked like a younger Rodney Dangerfield.
                          sacrifice1
                          https://theinterviewwithgod.com/video/

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                          • Gunzlingr
                            Registered User
                            • Jul 2002
                            • 45976

                            #14
                            Re: Is it me, or does Jack Del-Rio always look like

                            Originally posted by justasportsfan
                            when the camera showed him daydreaming, he looked like a younger Rodney Dangerfield.
                            Was he dreaming of doing a Triple Lindy?
                            You think you're hot **** in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup!

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                            • Thurmal
                              Registered User
                              • Oct 2005
                              • 2412

                              #15
                              Re: Is it me, or does Jack Del-Rio always look like

                              I think former Knicks coach Jeff Van Gundy is the king of the "four-day coke binge" look.
                              "Miami played pretty damn good today and still got their ass kicked."

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