unpaid_bills
11-28-2006, 08:20 PM
Cool story about some Bills players and if they had a superpower. Gotta love JP's response.
<TABLE width=287 border=0 valign="top"><TBODY><TR><TD vAlign=top>Super Powered Players
by Bob Gosney
Published Nov 28, 2006
</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>A certain percentage of us already believe that professional football players have super powers, just by being professional football players. But we're talking comic book stuff here. In this week's Buffalo Bills journal we asked the Bills which powers they'd possess.
Bills fullback Daimon Shelton; "I would say to see into the future, just so I'd be able to prepare for it."
Bills running back Willis McGahee; "Wolverine from the X-Men. Just because he has the ability to heal and his bones are made out of titanium steel. He doesn't get old. He doesn't age fast. He ages at a very slow pace."
Which would make it possible for McGahee to play football for a long time.
"No doubt about it," says Willis. "But I don't plan on playing for thity or forty years. You don't have to worry about that."
Bills quarterback JP Losman; "Everybody would like to fly. We've watched birds and planes and we can get places faster and pick up some hot chicks on the way." Bills tight end Robery Royal; "At times you get pretty cold here in Buffalo. So if I could throw fire or spit fire sometimes, I could heat myself up. Maybe when my driveway is full of snow, I don't have to get out there and shovel it. I can just blow it away and it will melt and turn into some water."
<TABLE width=287 border=0 valign="top"><TBODY><TR><TD vAlign=top>Super Powered Players
by Bob Gosney
Published Nov 28, 2006
</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>A certain percentage of us already believe that professional football players have super powers, just by being professional football players. But we're talking comic book stuff here. In this week's Buffalo Bills journal we asked the Bills which powers they'd possess.
Bills fullback Daimon Shelton; "I would say to see into the future, just so I'd be able to prepare for it."
Bills running back Willis McGahee; "Wolverine from the X-Men. Just because he has the ability to heal and his bones are made out of titanium steel. He doesn't get old. He doesn't age fast. He ages at a very slow pace."
Which would make it possible for McGahee to play football for a long time.
"No doubt about it," says Willis. "But I don't plan on playing for thity or forty years. You don't have to worry about that."
Bills quarterback JP Losman; "Everybody would like to fly. We've watched birds and planes and we can get places faster and pick up some hot chicks on the way." Bills tight end Robery Royal; "At times you get pretty cold here in Buffalo. So if I could throw fire or spit fire sometimes, I could heat myself up. Maybe when my driveway is full of snow, I don't have to get out there and shovel it. I can just blow it away and it will melt and turn into some water."