FINAL Round 1: Devin Defeats Bling 22-3

[Devin]

ROUND 1: Devin vs. Bling

Round 1 will be freestyle. Do whatever the you want. Just make sure it's funny and insulting. And please refer to the rules in the sticky thread if you have any questions.

Each contestant will take turns insulting each other. This round will consist of 3 turns each. Don't post out of order, while there is no time limit we are working on a shorter time table so if no post is made within a reasonable amount of time I will move the match along.

Bling is up first.

[Bling]

Hey Dev, tell me another one. Tell me another one! I just need to know how Erik is. Like OMG, when was the last time you guys had sex? Maybe you sucked a little Sipowicz (http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/showthread.php?t=86191).

[Devin]

Nice opening shot, you handled that opportunity with the delicacy of a gang bang. What a disappointment. Course I expect that from someone who sports the color teal willingly.

What did you say you were 6'0 120lbs? Wow, a body that looks like you'll be on the next episode of "Intervention"....Congratulations you and Nicole Ritchie probably have the same dress size.

I'll let you back to your game of "Hide the sausage in the windpipe" or tongue kissing urinals or whatever the hell it is you fin fans do in your spare time.

[Bling]

5'11. Sorry. You're one inch short, but that's something you're use to by now...

[Devin]

Wow.

It's like being in an insult competition with some sort of god-tard.

Ok the first post I gave you a pass on, like maybe you thought it up while sitting alone during the couples-skate or something. But then you comeback with:



"5'11. Sorry. You're one inch short, but that's something you're use to by now..."


Stick to having your artwork posted on your mom's fridge you jug eared tw at

Please give me something worth responding to before I send you back to felching the bottom of the food chain.

[Devin]

Ok we arent waiting til 3pm today for this one to end.

Voting is open.

[Mr. Miyagi]

Here's a no-brainer.

Nice ass-kicking Devin. :bf1:

[mybills]

Ok we arent waiting til 3pm today for this one to end.

Voting is open.
Boo!
I'm sure he had something to come back with. He asked me to tell him something about you, so he had something to work with. The only thing he knew about was your Erik stories. I gave him a couple of things to work with, and you pulled the plug. :down:

[YardRat]

And you thought the NFL was rigged.

[mybills]

:rofl:

[The King]

My god

[Dude]

Oh, the humanity!

[R. Rich]

This filth isn't even worthy of being called a draw, as you both are losers.

[LtFinFan66]

This one was weak on both sides:shakeno: I am disappointed Devin

[Gunzlingr]

I refuse to vote in this contest unless zonebucks are transferred to me.

[THATHURMANATOR]

This was like a preseason game.

[Static]

Yeah someone has to pay me to vote on this one :ill:

[Mr. Miyagi]

Can we just call this one already?

[LtFinFan66]

who the hell voted for Bling:idunno:

[Mr. Miyagi]

who the hell voted for Bling:idunno:
Bling, and probably you.

[chernobylwraiths]

Boo!
I'm sure he had something to come back with. He asked me to tell him something about you, so he had something to work with. The only thing he knew about was your Erik stories. I gave him a couple of things to work with, and you pulled the plug. :down:

That's like asking Op on how to handle stress.

[Devin]

This contest wasnt working on the same schedule as last years. With the season still going and xmas coming up it was really just meant to have a little fun not drag out for days.

[OpIv37]

This contest wasnt working on the same schedule as last years. With the season still going and xmas coming up it was really just meant to have a little fun not drag out for days.

last year's definitely dragged on at a few points.

You end up with some people who only post during the day and some who only post at night, so each turn takes an entire day.

[Devin]

last year's definitely dragged on at a few points.

You end up with some people who only post during the day and some who only post at night, so each turn takes an entire day.

yeah each round took almost a week. This was by no means meant to be the same.

[Bling]

I didn't even get to vote. Oh well...

[Forward_Lateral]

Bling, you got anally raped.

[Mr. Miyagi]

I didn't even get to vote. Oh well...
Yeah it's no fair since it was so close.

[Bling]

Bling, you got anally raped.

I guess so.

[Bling]

Yeah it's no fair since it was so close.

Closer than the chance of you ever getting laid again...

[Ickybaluky]

You were robbed Bling. Plus, he had the home-site advantage, which is worth three points on it's own.

[OpIv37]

Bling, you got anally raped.

it's not rape if he enjoyed it.

[Bling]

You were robbed Bling. Plus, he had the home-site advantage, which is worth three points on it's own.

There's always that home-site advantage, esp. him being a well loved mod, but there's no doubt I lost this. He made the right decision closing the thread, and moving on without me. If I sucked at this, I really suck at poems! I think I'm just better at improv, and manipulating stats...

[Gunzlingr]

Rape is no laughing matter......unless you're raping a clown!

[Mr.Reality]

Nice opening shot, you handled that opportunity with the delicacy of a gang bang.
:lmao: