Insult Tourney Peanut Gallery

[mybills]

Devin, let's get this show on the road. :drunks:

[Dr. Lecter]

Maybe he his cowering in a corner somewhere crying after log's stuff?

[LtFinFan66]

He had a nervous breakdown trying to arrange a comeback attempt!

[mybills]

:tap: :boozer: :tap: :boozer: :tap: ....

[YardRat]

Maybe he's packing...anticipating the big move.

[kinigirly]

like i said he's probably doing some good. most people probably don't know it, but devin is quite the humanitarian. in his spare time he feeds the homeless and tries to get crackwhores off the streets to a better life. now whether or not he is actually using the "2 for me, 1 for you" approaching to serving the food or sheltering prostitutes in his home only to feed them jungle juice and knock them up when passed out to preserve his family tree in case another katrina hits is yet to be proven. give the guy a break, he's making the country a better place one day at a time

[Forward_Lateral]

Hey, idiots, LOG took almost a day for his post, give Devin a break. Quit your whining, and go back to your shantees.

[LtFinFan66]

:blah:

[LtFinFan66]

Hey, idiots, LOG took almost a day for his post, give Devin a break. Quit your whining, and go back to your shantees.Attack the post not Kini

[mybills]

Hey, idiots, LOG took almost a day for his post, give Devin a break. Quit your whining, and go back to your shantees.
This post is an upperdecker.

[lordofgun]

Hey, idiots, LOG took almost a day for his post, give Devin a break. Quit your whining, and go back to your shantees.
YEAH!!!

[Forward_Lateral]

Don't you have some fellow fin fans to blow?

[Forward_Lateral]

YEAH!!!

LOG, you are going to appreciate the work Devin went to, I know you will. If nobody else does, you will. You're going laugh your ass off, I have a feeling.

[lordofgun]

I'm sure I will! I have faith in Devin!

[Forward_Lateral]

This post is an upperdecker.

Your face is an upperdecker.

[LtFinFan66]

I am not of the homosexual nature but thanks for your concern. Don't you have an upper decker to deliver to a church toilet or something??

[Forward_Lateral]

I am not of the homosexual nature but thanks for your concern. Don't you have an upper decker to deliver to a church toilet or something??

Not until tommorow!

[LtFinFan66]

YEAH!!!and we were all giving you props LOG and were looking forward to Devin's comeback.. Backstabber :snicker:

[LtFinFan66]

Not until tommorow!thought maybe you would like to give it a day to mature and really having the place stinking before Sunday services?:idunno:

[Forward_Lateral]

thought maybe you would like to give it a day to mature and really having the place stinking before Sunday services?:idunno:

I'm not allowed in church unless it's Sunday. :ill:

[LtFinFan66]

"not allowed".....and you let that stop you?

[Devin]

Its almost done. Mine was slightly more complicated then an ebay add.

[LtFinFan66]

:bringit:

[lordofgun]

I have an idea what it might be.

[mybills]

Go Devin! :jill:



Your face is an upperdecker.
And this is why you LOST!

:lolpoint: F_L

[SabreEleven]

Your face is an upperdecker.

With post like this, it is a wonder you lost :rolleyes:

[LtFinFan66]

:goodpost:

[lordofgun]

flyface

[LtFinFan66]

warming up for your next go LOG??

[lordofgun]

nope!

[LtFinFan66]

just felt like throwing flyface out there just out of the blue:idunno:

[lordofgun]

yes!

[LtFinFan66]

Cool with me:up:

[mybills]

just felt like throwing flyface out there just out of the blue:idunno:
log's an artist, he draws flies.

[SabreEleven]

buttnugget

[mybills]

buttnugget
Is that the same as a dingleberry?

[mybills]

:snicker:


Ok we arent waiting til 3pm today for this one to end.

Voting is open.

[The_Philster]

:roflmao: Devin posted a doozy!!

[LtFinFan66]

Not bad Devin! They are both putting some work into this

[The_Philster]

Not bad Devin! They are both putting some work into this
Not bad? I'm just regaining my eyesight now after looking over the Myspace profiles...my eyes were tearing up I was laughing so hard. The early rounds of this tourney were kinda weak overall....this round could be a doozy

[LtFinFan66]

there were profiles:idunno: Perhaps I didn't see all I need to see

[Devin]

profiles, comments, pictures the whole 9 yards :up:

[LtFinFan66]

ok, I take back my "not bad" and bump it up to an out-****ing-standing!!

[yle]

Where did you get that picture of LoG? He looks like Rob Halford's fatter, gayer younger brother.

http://www.born-today.com/Today/pix/halford_rob.jpghttp://myspace-114.vo.llnwd.net/01529/41/18/1529778114_m.jpg

[Devin]

Where did you get that picture of LoG? He looks like Rob Halford's fatter, gayer younger brother.

http://www.born-today.com/Today/pix/halford_rob.jpg

Was the most recent one I could find of him :ill:

[yle]

Well played, Devin. Well played.

[Devin]

Well played, Devin. Well played.

Thanks bro :up:

[Forward_Lateral]

:rofl: Devin evens the score.

[clumping platelets]

Me so horny...me luv you lon time :jig:

[clumping platelets]

Did y'all see JC's comment to Mrs. LOG? :roflmao:

[kinigirly]

SCORE i am so excited to catch up

[kinigirly]

HOLY......GOD. i'm bordering on speechless. i take back any and all *****y smack i talked about devin. i never thought he had this much creativity. huh.

log.....i dunno man

[mybills]

Good job, Devin. :bf1:


What I saw was pretty funny, but do I need a myspace account for this part?


Did y'all see JC's comment to Mrs. LOG? :roflmao:

The last part wasn't showing up as links for me. :ill:

[YardRat]

Not bad, Devin...nice comeback.

[lordofgun]

flyface
:D

[LtFinFan66]

:scratch: Nice Devin life story there LOG. I think I remember hearing that initial reaction from The Bayou!! F**K

Sub-par though compared to yesterdays action!

[clumping platelets]

:scratch:

[lordofgun]

I just wasted a week. :ill:

[LtFinFan66]

Why do you say that? Not sure your efforts are enough??

[lordofgun]

No, it just took WAY too much time. :D

[LtFinFan66]

OH....A week you can never get back!!

[Forward_Lateral]

:rofl: "you sit to pee'

[L.A. Playa]

I think there has been a TKO, nice job Devin !!! :rofl:

[Bling]

Hey, idiots, LOG took almost a day for his post, give Devin a break. Quit your whining, and go back to your shantees.

BS. I got 3 hours.

[SABURZFAN]

:hi5:

bend over log, I wanna kiss your ass, too. :snicker:


we know.......

[SABURZFAN]

Where did you get that picture of LoG? He looks like Rob Halford's fatter, gayer younger brother.

http://www.born-today.com/Today/pix/halford_rob.jpghttp://myspace-114.vo.llnwd.net/01529/41/18/1529778114_m.jpg



:rofl:

[kinigirly]

i dunno...log's last one was alright. i expected a mockumentary of al gore talking about the effects of devin on global warming, not a picture show.

[lordofgun]

I think my collective work speaks for itself.

[LtFinFan66]

Any bids on Devin yet??

[kinigirly]

its hard log....its just so hard!!

[lordofgun]

yay it's over!

[lordofgun]

See what happens to my limericks when I go to church. :mad:

[LtFinFan66]

I feel honored LOG......I think :idunno:

[kinigirly]

yay log mentioned me!! he might get a swing vote

[SabreEleven]

He didn't mention me, so I voted for Devin, plus it was a weak attempt at a Limerich anyways.

[LtFinFan66]

:lolpoint: Sabre11


He could not rhyme with assclown apparently:idunno:

[SabreEleven]

Dick rhymes with 6....

[lordofgun]

Dick rhymes with 6....
No it doesn't, ******.

[lordofgun]

This was a lot of fun! Good luck Devin!

[kinigirly]

if log likes me, does that mean i go to heaven? cause if not...

[lordofgun]

I'd like to also thank Devin for putting the whole thing on, and thanks to you all for reading and voting - whether you vote for me or not.

Next time I try to enter one of these, please talk me out of it.

[lordofgun]

And I'd like to thank myself for being so awesome! Thanks LOG!

[LtFinFan66]

:clap: LOG

:clap: Devin

:clap: Other participants

[lordofgun]

And I'd like to thank LA PLAYA for not kissing me on my rear end, and only kissing Devin there. Same for F_L.

[lordofgun]

And I'd also like to thank my mom.

[lordofgun]

And all of your moms!

[lordofgun]

And I'd like to take credit for Devin's victory if he does win.

[LtFinFan66]

how about Troy Smiths mom?:idunno:

[Devin]

Good Game man. match is over, voting is up!

[LtFinFan66]

Nice finish Devin

[Devin]

:up:

[L.A. Playa]

And I'd like to thank LA PLAYA for not kissing me on my rear end, and only kissing Devin there. Same for F_L.


we all thanked your mom's last night both of them lesbo *****es

[SabreEleven]

No it doesn't, ******.

No, ****, Captain Obvious.

[Forward_Lateral]

Great job by both of you. I don't think any future smack competition can ever live up to the finals of this one. Way too much creativity.

[Devin]

Yeah, definite first round knockout. Devin should just concede.

lol.

[The_Philster]

Great job by both of you. I don't think any future smack competition can ever live up to the finals of this one. Way too much creativity.
agreed...way too much for anyone to live up to

[Forward_Lateral]

I think this proves that no matter who wins, both are losers with wayyy too much time on their hands. :snicker:

[Bling]

WTF? Both times I join, both times I get the winner of the thing in the first round. I think we already know who's winning next year's challenge.

[kinigirly]

I think this proves that no matter who wins, both are losers with wayyy too much time on their hands. :snicker:
i was thinking that earlier but chose to keep it to myself out of fear of being *****slapped

[Devin]

It was a slow week :couch:

[Crisis]

WTF? Both times I join, both times I get the winner of the thing in the first round. I think we already know who's winning next year's challenge.

You could've went against BlowHawk and still lost with the material you used.

[kinigirly]

screw this tournament when are the zoner awards?? i need something to do while i'm up the entire nite

[Devin]

Normally they are around the end of jan-early feb.

[kinigirly]

cake :mad:

[clumping platelets]

Vote for :clump:

[Dr. Lecter]

Vote for :clump:

You already have my nomination for worst Zoner and Most Over-rated Zoner!

[Ickybaluky]

lol.

I guess I was premature in that assessment. However, I feel the need to explain.

In my assessment, LOG deserved to win because his post was original and creative. It stood out from everything else in the tournament, which was a collection of references to bodily functions or sex acts (sometimes both, and frequently accented with the use of swear words). His idea was original.

That said, I forgot that LOG was fat and lazy, so he sat on his laurels and mailed in the rest of the tournament. He shot his wad with his first effort, and wasn't capable of following it up. That gave you your opening.

Your follow-up was clever and funny, but wasn't original. You probably don't think of the MySpace thing, in my assessment, unless LOG comes out with the EBay idea first. I just don't see you as capable of that kind of original idea, however there is something to be said for copying someone else's idea and doing it well. However, your MySpace thing was just LOG's Ebay ad with your name at the top. Basically, you just stole his homework, IMO.

The other factor is that LOG is something of a Geek. He isn't going to hold up as well against your popular support, as you have more charisma and appeal. You automatically are going to hold favor with the lowest-common-denominator (see Lateral, Forward), wanna-be adults (kini) and just general fawn on the popular guy types (S11). I didn't mention Phil, who I'm not even sure how to classify, but I know will support you like you were his sister. You had those kinds of votes locked up before the thing began.

Thus, in the end, it led to your victory. Granted, a tainted victory, but I'll give you your props. I'm not sure how you can live with it, but I guess you probably know the truth even if you are too insecure to admit it.

I do want to give props to everyone who participated in the tournament. They are the ones that put themselves out there unlike myself who just sat on the sidelines and watched. I'm sure they did far better than I could have, for I'm not very good at insulting people.

[SabreEleven]

I guess I was premature in that assessment. However, I feel the need to explain.

In my assessment, LOG deserved to win because his post was original and creative. It stood out from everything else in the tournament, which was a collection of references to bodily functions or sex acts (sometimes both, and frequently accented with the use of swear words). His idea was original.

That said, I forgot that LOG was fat and lazy, so he sat on his laurels and mailed in the rest of the tournament. He shot his wad with his first effort, and wasn't capable of following it up. That gave you your opening.

Your follow-up was clever and funny, but wasn't original. You probably don't think of the MySpace thing, in my assessment, unless LOG comes out with the EBay idea first. I just don't see you as capable of that kind of original idea, however there is something to be said for copying someone else's idea and doing it well. However, your MySpace thing was just LOG's Ebay ad with your name at the top. Basically, you just stole his homework, IMO.

The other factor is that LOG is something of a Geek. He isn't going to hold up as well against your popular support, as you have more charisma and appeal. You automatically are going to hold favor with the lowest-common-denominator (see Lateral, Forward), wanna-be adults (kini) and just general fawn on the popular guy types (S11). I didn't mention Phil, who I'm not even sure how to classify, but I know will support you like you were his sister. You had those kinds of votes locked up before the thing began.

Thus, in the end, it led to your victory. Granted, a tainted victory, but I'll give you your props. I'm not sure how you can live with it, but I guess you probably know the truth even if you are too insecure to admit it.

I do want to give props to everyone who participated in the tournament. They are the ones that put themselves out there unlike myself who just sat on the sidelines and watched. I'm sure they did far better than I could have, for I'm not very good at insulting people.

Can you repost this in the Reader's Digest version?

[Ickybaluky]

Can you repost this in the Reader's Digest version?

OK.

Congrats, Devin.

[Devin]

Your follow-up was clever and funny, but wasn't original. You probably don't think of the MySpace thing, in my assessment, unless LOG comes out with the EBay idea first. I just don't see you as capable of that kind of original idea, however there is something to be said for copying someone else's idea and doing it well. However, your MySpace thing was just LOG's Ebay ad with your name at the top. Basically, you just stole his homework, IMO.

The other factor is that LOG is something of a Geek. He isn't going to hold up as well against your popular support, as you have more charisma and appeal. You automatically are going to hold favor with the lowest-common-denominator (see Lateral, Forward), wanna-be adults (kini) and just general fawn on the popular guy types (S11). I didn't mention Phil, who I'm not even sure how to classify, but I know will support you like you were his sister. You had those kinds of votes locked up before the thing began.


The myspace thing was planned long before the ebay add, a few people knew about it actually. The ebay add was actually something I considered but truthfully I didnt think it would come off that funny. However LOG managed to make it so.

Truth be told LOG's "fanclub" is far larger then mine, even after the myspace thing I figured he still had it in the bag. Guys like you, thurm.....etc will always vote for log no matter the circumstance.

Honestly Im just glad people had fun with it, this years finals were better then any in the past imo.

[mybills]

The myspace thing was planned long before the ebay add, a few people knew about it actually. The ebay add was actually something I considered but truthfully I didnt think it would come off that funny. However LOG managed to make it so.

Truth be told LOG's "fanclub" is far larger then mine, even after the myspace thing I figured he still had it in the bag. Guys like you, thurm.....etc will always vote for log no matter the circumstance.

Honestly Im just glad people had fun with it, this years finals were better then any in the past imo.
I gave you both a :10: for that contest, but didn't vote. You both only got a 5 for the other one..they don't make 2 smilies, and it didn't deserve a :1: lol.

btw, your "Pope" comment had me laughing hysterically! Good stuff! :up:

[lordofgun]

I guess I was premature in that assessment. However, I feel the need to explain.

In my assessment, LOG deserved to win because his post was original and creative. It stood out from everything else in the tournament, which was a collection of references to bodily functions or sex acts (sometimes both, and frequently accented with the use of swear words). His idea was original.

That said, I forgot that LOG was fat and lazy, so he sat on his laurels and mailed in the rest of the tournament. He shot his wad with his first effort, and wasn't capable of following it up. That gave you your opening.

Your follow-up was clever and funny, but wasn't original. You probably don't think of the MySpace thing, in my assessment, unless LOG comes out with the EBay idea first. I just don't see you as capable of that kind of original idea, however there is something to be said for copying someone else's idea and doing it well. However, your MySpace thing was just LOG's Ebay ad with your name at the top. Basically, you just stole his homework, IMO.

The other factor is that LOG is something of a Geek. He isn't going to hold up as well against your popular support, as you have more charisma and appeal. You automatically are going to hold favor with the lowest-common-denominator (see Lateral, Forward), wanna-be adults (kini) and just general fawn on the popular guy types (S11). I didn't mention Phil, who I'm not even sure how to classify, but I know will support you like you were his sister. You had those kinds of votes locked up before the thing began.

Thus, in the end, it led to your victory. Granted, a tainted victory, but I'll give you your props. I'm not sure how you can live with it, but I guess you probably know the truth even if you are too insecure to admit it.

I do want to give props to everyone who participated in the tournament. They are the ones that put themselves out there unlike myself who just sat on the sidelines and watched. I'm sure they did far better than I could have, for I'm not very good at insulting people.
BEST POST EVER!

In fact, I believe if I would have reversed my first and second posts in the finals, I would have rolled to an easy victory. But as you pointed out, I used my strongest post first. By the time my second turn came around, it was the weekend, and I didn't want to waste my whole weekend doing up a humongous second insult.

Also, If I never posted the gmail or drudge report bits, no one would have ever thought to venture out to myspace, etc.

[lordofgun]

Truth be told LOG's "fanclub" is far larger then mine, even after the myspace thing I figured he still had it in the bag. Guys like you, thurm.....etc will always vote for log no matter the circumstance.

I think yo're dead wrong there! I piss a lot of people off even though I'm usually just joking around. I have maybe 3 people who would automatically vote for me, and at least 3 times that who would automatically vote against me.

But like I said, it was fun overall. I think you had a good finals, but I was the best overall throughout the tourney. I can live with that.

[Mr.Reality]

I have been gone way too long. . .

[LtFinFan66]

yes you have!

[Mr.Reality]

I think you had a good finals, but I was the best overall throughout the tourney. I can live with that.
:rofl: