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Devin
12-05-2006, 02:22 AM
Discuss all match happenings here!

clumping platelets
12-05-2006, 03:11 AM
I think Fat Tony should set up odds :movie:

Night Train
12-05-2006, 04:45 AM
I think Fat Tony should set up odds :movie:

Your slip is showing.

I'm warming up ( cracking knuckles ).

Historian
12-05-2006, 04:58 AM
Log is the only one who thinks up anything original.

The rest is just variations on a theme:

You're gay.

mybills
12-05-2006, 06:22 AM
I should neg you for starting this thread, Devin. I wanted to claim all the rep points for starting it. :mad:

Forward_Lateral
12-05-2006, 06:31 AM
This is going to be tough, going against the ever popular Honey.

mybills
12-05-2006, 06:33 AM
So far, you suck at it! :chuckle:

The King
12-05-2006, 06:37 AM
I laughed my ass off at FL's... arthritis... HA!

R. Rich
12-05-2006, 08:20 AM
Weak.

Topdog
12-05-2006, 08:41 AM
Fl's arthritis speel was at best a C-, its a rather old joke. But I guess when your still damp behind the ears, Those Old jokes are new to him. :sadwalk:

Can he come up with new material , most likely not!

Forward_Lateral
12-05-2006, 08:44 AM
Looks like Night Train didn't read the rules.

Topdog
12-05-2006, 08:47 AM
Looks like Log should have an easy time with Night Train, seems he can't read!

Already posting out of turn! :nono:

Such a shame!

Night Train
12-05-2006, 08:48 AM
Looks like Night Train didn't read the rules.

Looks like Night Train gets up before Sundown. Was that in the rules ?

Mr. Miyagi
12-05-2006, 08:53 AM
:lolpoint:Lord of the Dance

Mr. Miyagi
12-05-2006, 08:57 AM
:rofl: FL is off to a great start! I love that arthritis story!

clumping platelets
12-05-2006, 09:16 AM
Dozer should give up after that weak attempt :down:

lordofgun
12-05-2006, 10:05 AM
F_L vs. honey is nasty! :puke:

lordofgun
12-05-2006, 10:22 AM
Some funny ones in F_L's latest.

Dr. Lecter
12-05-2006, 10:29 AM
I am very impressed and shocked with honey, but damn F_L is a tough one!

R. Rich
12-05-2006, 10:36 AM
I am very impressed and shocked with honey, but damn F_L is a tough one!

F_L's posts are funny in an 11th grade giggle about sex kinda way. I guess.


Dozer's last one was decent, much better than his first one. Nice opening line:


OP- please- this is a contest. Treat me like the "soccer mom with a stroller in front of you at the mall parking lot" bitch that I am.

Static
12-05-2006, 10:38 AM
average so far.

The King
12-05-2006, 10:39 AM
F_L's posts are funny in an 11th grade giggle about sex kinda way. I guess.




:clap: FL is hillarious. honey is in way over her head.

Kerr
12-05-2006, 10:42 AM
Entertaining. fat lardo has already advanced to round 2.

Mr. Miyagi
12-05-2006, 10:48 AM
:clap: FL is hillarious. honey is in way over her head.
FL is kicking ass, but you gotta say that honey came out swinging harder than you expected.

Devin
12-05-2006, 10:49 AM
Yeah honey had some nice shots in there I wasnt expecting that.

Mr. Miyagi
12-05-2006, 10:51 AM
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO at Log's insult-less post. :down:

Mr. Miyagi
12-05-2006, 10:52 AM
Yeah honey had some nice shots in there I wasnt expecting that.
I had no idea honey even knew what ATMs were. :eek:

Devin
12-05-2006, 10:53 AM
:rofl:

Historian
12-05-2006, 10:53 AM
I expected more cooking insults from Honey, like..."Your mashed potatos have lumps in them!"

Mr. Miyagi
12-05-2006, 10:58 AM
"Your mashed potatos have lumps in them!"
Is that what they call it these days?

Kerr
12-05-2006, 11:02 AM
Op vs Dozer is a good one.

Dr. Lecter
12-05-2006, 11:04 AM
Op just made a nice comeback!

The King
12-05-2006, 11:05 AM
FL is kicking ass, but you gotta say that honey came out swinging harder than you expected.

Honey is swinging... A limp **** at a chainsaw.

R. Rich
12-05-2006, 11:09 AM
Op just made a nice comeback!

Yeah he did. 'Bout time, Bryan.

Devin
12-05-2006, 11:13 AM
Yeah he closed that one out very nicely.

Earthquake Enyart
12-05-2006, 11:14 AM
Op just made a nice comeback!
Op should have hit him with some photoshop.

It would be quite an image.

Night Train
12-05-2006, 11:24 AM
I had no idea honey even knew what ATMs were. :eek:

All Terrian Mullets.

Mr. Miyagi
12-05-2006, 11:25 AM
Personally I'm not all that into those "so and so called, they want their so and so back" jokes. Lame. :down:


Why don't your share your lunchtime fortune cookie with everyone ? "You're death will be a time of great rejoicing for your friends and family."
If I were LOG I'd give a one word response:

Your.

Night Train
12-05-2006, 11:28 AM
If I were LOG

We'd laugh.

Topdog
12-05-2006, 11:32 AM
Honey is at work til later but I'm sure she has the Gears turning. Once she gets back home I'm sure she'll get things cranked Up! This is somewhat out of character for her.

I have faith in her! :up:

chernobylwraiths
12-05-2006, 11:35 AM
A redheaded chinese man? LOG?

mchurchfie
12-05-2006, 11:38 AM
Wow, its getting outright nasty in some of those threads.:snicker::spit:

MikeInRoch
12-05-2006, 11:40 AM
Nice use of terms she just learned by Honey... :up:

Topdog
12-05-2006, 11:41 AM
Wow, its getting outright nasty in some of those threads.:snicker::spit:

I look for it to get much worse , before days end!

Honey needs to get into her "Going Postal" attitude!

mchurchfie
12-05-2006, 11:41 AM
I look for it to get much worse , before days end!

Honey needs to get into her "Going Postal" attitude!
:couch:

Topdog
12-05-2006, 11:47 AM
I'm afraid she will start using her 14 syllable words and F_L will spend so much time looking into the Dictionary, we could be here all night! :chuckle:

Topdog
12-05-2006, 11:50 AM
I think Log just knocked NT out of the running!

Static
12-05-2006, 11:54 AM
I think Log just knocked NT out of the running!



WORD!!!! that was some funny ****.

Forward_Lateral
12-05-2006, 11:57 AM
I cracked up at Opi's latest. That will be a tight battle.

Valerie
12-05-2006, 12:14 PM
:clap: FL is hillarious. honey is in way over her head.
I have to agree. I literally laughed out loud throughout Foward's posts. :lmao: He's hysterical.

R. Rich
12-05-2006, 12:17 PM
Damn, Night Train. Log just gave you a classic beatdown.

Ickybaluky
12-05-2006, 12:22 PM
I have failed to discern any difference between the content of F_L's posts in the insult tourney thread and his regular postings.

Devin
12-05-2006, 12:25 PM
:rofl: @ LOG's post!

hammerbillsfan
12-05-2006, 12:26 PM
:z: Where the **** is Bling?

Ickybaluky
12-05-2006, 12:28 PM
:z: Where the **** is Bling?

I don't think he gets home from school until later this afternoon.

Just remember, if you lose to him you are losing to a Sophomore in High School. That's the virtual equivalent of having someone take your lunch money.

Mr. Miyagi
12-05-2006, 12:29 PM
:z: Where the **** is Bling?
He has stated that he can only post between 3:30pm and 10pm, or something like that. So be patient.

hammerbillsfan
12-05-2006, 12:33 PM
He has stated that he can only post between 3:30pm and 10pm, or something like that. So be patient.

Thanks :miyagi:
I must have missed that.

How do you like the shirts and hat?

Mr. Miyagi
12-05-2006, 12:37 PM
I love your gifts. Believe it or not for all the years I've been a Bills fan, I've never had a Bills t-shirt. Hats, jerseys, sweatshirts, bumper stickers, and plenty of other stuff, yes. Basic short sleeve t-shirts, no. But now I do. :up:

Thank you so much once again! :miyagi:

That reminds me I should send out the gifts to my guy/gal. :couch:

hammerbillsfan
12-05-2006, 12:45 PM
I love your gifts. Believe it or not for all the years I've been a Bills fan, I've never had a Bills t-shirt. Hats, jerseys, sweatshirts, bumper stickers, and plenty of other stuff, yes. Basic short sleeve t-shirts, no. But now I do. :up:

Thank you so much once again! :miyagi:

That reminds me I should send out the gifts to my guy/gal. :couch:

nflshop.com is very good for things. :up:

L.A. Playa
12-05-2006, 12:48 PM
down goes Nighttrain!!! down goes Nighttrain!!!!

OpIv37
12-05-2006, 01:05 PM
yeah, LOG's first post really sucked but he stepped it up on that last one.

Night Train's gotta come back strong to pull that one out.

lordofgun
12-05-2006, 01:07 PM
yeah, LOG's first post really sucked but he stepped it up on that last one.

Night Train's gotta come back strong to pull that one out.
He threw me off my game by cheating and going first!

OpIv37
12-05-2006, 01:08 PM
He threw me off my game by cheating and going first!

I'll take that into consideration when I vote for the winner of that bracket.

lordofgun
12-05-2006, 01:10 PM
I'll take that into consideration when I vote for the winner of that bracket.
I appreciate it!

R. Rich
12-05-2006, 01:13 PM
Hahaha!!!

That gets funnier w/ each read.

Mr. Miyagi
12-05-2006, 01:45 PM
:yawn:

Night Train
12-05-2006, 02:10 PM
I think Log just knocked NT out of the running!

Yup. It takes real talent to cut and paste, changing a few words.

lordofgun
12-05-2006, 02:13 PM
Yup. It takes real talent to cut and paste, changing a few words.
:chuckle:

Devin
12-05-2006, 02:23 PM
Yup. It takes real talent to cut and paste, changing a few words.

Its all about creativity!

I think Night Trains next post is gonna be a show stopper!

Ickybaluky
12-05-2006, 02:26 PM
Yup. It takes real talent to cut and paste, changing a few words.

Based on your effort so far, it doesn't seem you know what it takes.

Patrick76777
12-05-2006, 02:33 PM
Its all about creativity!

I think Night Trains next post is gonna be a show stopper!


It's all crap! Back in my day, we knew how to insult. These pansy's couldn't hold our jocks!

Oh wait, LOG was in it.

Have fun guys. No way do I have time for this anymore.

lordofgun
12-05-2006, 02:38 PM
Are you trying to say you're better than me, Pat?

Bufftp
12-05-2006, 02:39 PM
LOGs last post is fresh and new in presentation; it is tired and old in content. This contest is about content not some flashy way of covering up your staleness.<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p>
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So the last post is disappointing.

lordofgun
12-05-2006, 02:41 PM
Is your punctuation and grammar fresh and new?

Bufftp
12-05-2006, 02:45 PM
Is your punctuation and grammar fresh and new? No, it sucks. That doesn't take away from your dissapointing failure though.

lordofgun
12-05-2006, 02:45 PM
lol

Night Train
12-05-2006, 03:01 PM
Are you trying to say you're better than me, Pat?

He'll cut and paste a response any minute now.

MidnightVoice
12-05-2006, 03:04 PM
Is the season over already?

Mr. Miyagi
12-05-2006, 03:07 PM
LOL "diaper and a large red wig"

Mr. Miyagi
12-05-2006, 03:07 PM
It's all crap! Back in my day, we knew how to insult. These pansy's couldn't hold our jocks!

You know it! We kicked ass back the the day!

Patrick76777
12-05-2006, 03:21 PM
It's all crap! Back in my day, we knew how to insult. These pansy's couldn't hold our jocks!

Oh wait, LOG was in it.

Have fun guys. No way do I have time for this anymore.


I'm not in your league LOG.

Forward_Lateral
12-05-2006, 03:34 PM
I'm not in your league LOG.

The only league you are in, is the mutant league, Flabio. Go eat another cupcake fatass. The reason you don't have time for this anymore is because you are too busy thinking up retarded stories about hot girls that you'll NEVER in a million years bang. Your best chance is to hope one opens the bathroom door on you while you are masturbating. That's as close as you'll ever get, numb nuts. Now shut up and go away.

Forward_Lateral
12-05-2006, 03:38 PM
I won't be back until later, so don't bitch if I don't reply to Honey right away.

Forward_Lateral
12-05-2006, 04:19 PM
:rofl: @ Log's latest. Priceless.

L.A. Playa
12-05-2006, 04:21 PM
:rofl:

Devin
12-05-2006, 04:22 PM
:lmao: !!!!!

That was hilarious!

Gunzlingr
12-05-2006, 04:41 PM
Log is proving the critics wrong! He is a man possessed!

shelby
12-05-2006, 04:47 PM
log hasn't lost a step...:hail:

Dr. Lecter
12-05-2006, 04:47 PM
Time to concede Night Train.

Devin
12-05-2006, 04:51 PM
Poll is up go and vote!

Night Train
12-05-2006, 05:08 PM
Time to concede Night Train.

Make sure you give Cut and Paste a peck before turning off the lights.

lordofgun
12-05-2006, 05:19 PM
The Devin/Bling match is amazing!!

Night Train
12-05-2006, 05:23 PM
The Devin/Bling match is amazing!!

They thought it was a staring contest.

mybills
12-05-2006, 05:24 PM
Good try, NT. You gotta follow the rules, though. You even posted 4 times, when there was only supposed to be 3 each. :D

lordofgun
12-05-2006, 05:25 PM
They thought it was a staring contest.
LOL

Night Train
12-05-2006, 05:28 PM
Good try, NT. You gotta follow the rules, though. You even posted 4 times, when there was only supposed to be 3 each. :D

The first was just to get LOG back from the 7-Eleven. :respect:

mybills
12-05-2006, 06:59 PM
I can honestly hear Bling's first post. :eek:

kinigirly
12-05-2006, 06:59 PM
i can't read the bling/devin match. i just read bling's first post and he is dead...****ing dead. poor kid already has issues

Bling
12-05-2006, 06:59 PM
I can honestly hear Bling's first post. :eek:

Don't get it?

mybills
12-05-2006, 07:05 PM
Don't get it?
I do get it. I can HEAR you saying it.

YardRat
12-05-2006, 07:39 PM
(making your dog's ass look like a face and putting your miniscule c*ck in the "mouth" doesn't count as a BJ, regardless of what you say)

:lmao:

The_Philster
12-05-2006, 08:00 PM
Devin and Bling aren't even trying :yawn:

kinigirly
12-05-2006, 08:01 PM
seriously i'm bored already...what's the problem?

lordofgun
12-05-2006, 08:03 PM
seriously i'm bored already...what's the problem?
Go back and read my posts again. :up:

Devin
12-05-2006, 08:04 PM
what can I say there aint much to respond to, its almost like talking to myself.

kinigirly
12-05-2006, 08:06 PM
Go back and read my posts again. :up:

i voted for you log! i was referring to devin and bling. i'm sad now

The_Philster
12-05-2006, 08:07 PM
what can I say there aint much to respond to, its almost like talking to myself.
well, even if he has another weak one, give us something worth reading for your final one...I mean, damn. With your competition, it won't be who was the better one...it'll be who put us to sleep the least

Dozerdog
12-05-2006, 08:10 PM
LoG stuck at home all day for a whole week - it will be lights out.

It's over- give him the crown now

The last buffalo fan
12-05-2006, 08:21 PM
LoG stuck at home all day for a whole week - it will be lights out.

It's over- give him the crown now

:baby:

OpIv37
12-05-2006, 08:34 PM
devin just owned bling- his first response was hilarious.

Dr. Lecter
12-05-2006, 08:34 PM
Has your wife ever even had an orgasm? I asked her and she didn't even know, due to the fact she has to wash GHB down with vodka before she can **** you. That's right- you've forced your wife to be the first woman in history to date rape herself.


Nice work.

You, log, F_L, and Dozer have been doing quite well.

Dozerdog
12-05-2006, 08:38 PM
Congrats to a nice round, OP!

OpIv37
12-05-2006, 08:41 PM
Congrats to a nice round, OP!

same to you, nicely done

lordofgun
12-05-2006, 08:59 PM
Let's vote!!!

lordofgun
12-05-2006, 08:59 PM
LoG stuck at home all day for a whole week - it will be lights out.

It's over- give him the crown now
:chuckle:

Forward_Lateral
12-05-2006, 09:02 PM
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

chernobylwraiths
12-05-2006, 09:04 PM
Pretty pathetic except for Dozer.

lordofgun
12-05-2006, 09:05 PM
Pretty pathetic except for Dozer.
Why don't you just sleep with him and get it over with?

lordofgun
12-05-2006, 09:08 PM
looks like they're trying to bribe me!!

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Mr. Miyagi
12-05-2006, 09:11 PM
Honey just came back with a big time comeback! Wow I had no idea honey could be that funny! Very unlike the honey we know! :scratch:

lordofgun
12-05-2006, 09:11 PM
Honey just came back with a big time comeback! Wow I had no idea honey could be that funny! Very unlike the honey we know! :scratch:
That's not very nice. I've always thought honey was very funny.

chernobylwraiths
12-05-2006, 09:12 PM
Why don't you just sleep with him and get it over with?

I would love to see the look on your face when you get the Bible trivia game from your "secret Santa".

lordofgun
12-05-2006, 09:13 PM
I would love to see the look on your face when you get the Bible trivia game from your "secret Santa".
Toilet paper.

Mr. Miyagi
12-05-2006, 09:14 PM
LOL

Devin = windshield
Bling = bug

Splat.

chernobylwraiths
12-05-2006, 09:17 PM
Toilet paper.

No need to go into your sexual proclivities.

lordofgun
12-05-2006, 09:21 PM
Toilet paper turns me on.

OpIv37
12-05-2006, 09:23 PM
F_L is tough competition but Honey is holding her own. I'm impressed.

MikeInRoch
12-05-2006, 09:28 PM
I'd give Honey the slight edge right now going into the final round...

Dr. Lecter
12-05-2006, 09:39 PM
She nailed him good with some creative fat/small penis jokes.

lordofgun
12-05-2006, 09:41 PM
Got a feeling F_L is gonna bring the heat on his last insult.

hammerbillsfan
12-05-2006, 09:51 PM
F_L's **** is priceless.

Dr. Lecter
12-05-2006, 09:57 PM
I dunno. That is a close one!

hammerbillsfan
12-05-2006, 10:00 PM
honey did come back pretty good! it's a close one :nervous:

Bufftp
12-05-2006, 10:13 PM
Honey brings a certain subtly yet direct and straitforward manner the tips the scales to her side. The depth of insult wins.

Dr. Lecter
12-05-2006, 10:17 PM
If so, it would be the first time ever a scale tipped away from F_L.

hammerbillsfan
12-05-2006, 10:19 PM
kinda like a safety pin in a donut hole

:snicker2:

kinigirly
12-05-2006, 10:26 PM
so i'm guessing either blingy had second thoughts of being further ridiculed on a bills board, or he has detention

Devin
12-05-2006, 10:33 PM
Yeah not real sure whats going on, this was meant to be a shorter competition so Ill give him through tonight and put a poll up in the morning if he still hasnt replied.

Kerr
12-05-2006, 10:46 PM
The fat canuck has it nailed. Time to move to round 2.

Patrick76777
12-06-2006, 07:39 AM
The only league you are in, is the mutant league, Flabio. Go eat another cupcake fatass. The reason you don't have time for this anymore is because you are too busy thinking up retarded stories about hot girls that you'll NEVER in a million years bang. Your best chance is to hope one opens the bathroom door on you while you are masturbating. That's as close as you'll ever get, numb nuts. Now shut up and go away.


Nice try shecky.

The King
12-06-2006, 01:32 PM
I posted in Devins and FL's battle. This is a tough battle for me, its like your parents having a battle royal when you have lesbian parents.

THATHURMANATOR
12-06-2006, 01:33 PM
Hey guys check out that Thurm vs Everyone. Now that was a battle.

Devin
12-06-2006, 01:36 PM
I posted in Devins and FL's battle. This is a tough battle for me, its like your parents having a battle royal when you have lesbian parents.

:rofl: yeah.

Ah well if anyone were to take me out at least its the canuck.

The King
12-06-2006, 01:38 PM
I cant say your warmed up your first round was a joke.

hammerbillsfan
12-06-2006, 01:43 PM
:lol: F_L cums out swinging.

Mr. Miyagi
12-06-2006, 02:23 PM
:rofl: I love the way FL started!

The King
12-06-2006, 02:26 PM
The funniest thing about FL is the size of his melon though. Thats where I would attack. FL doesnt have Sirius or XM but he gets both Howard and OnA

Mr. Miyagi
12-06-2006, 02:28 PM
Op needed to do better
If he wants to be the upsetter
Just imagine the man
driving a minivan
and get juiced up to go get 'er

Forward_Lateral
12-06-2006, 02:38 PM
The funniest thing about FL is the size of his melon though. Thats where I would attack. FL doesnt have Sirius or XM but he gets both Howard and OnA

:doh: Don't give him material, he doesn't need it!

OpIv37
12-06-2006, 02:45 PM
Op needed to do better
If he wants to be the upsetter
Just imagine the man
driving a minivan
and get juiced up to go get 'er

I'm just getting warmed up. Sorry for the suspense- I know you're used to doing everything prematurely.

Mr. Miyagi
12-06-2006, 03:20 PM
I'm just getting warmed up. Sorry for the suspense- I know you're used to doing everything prematurely.
If I only had 3 turns, I sure as hell wouldn't waste one of them to "warm up". :snicker:

Mr. Miyagi
12-06-2006, 03:23 PM
More gay jokes from Devin and FL! :rofl:

Ickybaluky
12-06-2006, 03:42 PM
More gay jokes from Devin and FL! :rofl:

They do seem a little orally fixated, no?

Devin
12-06-2006, 05:09 PM
The gay stuff is really only good for 1 go.

Devin
12-06-2006, 06:20 PM
3 straight limericks about man juice and gayness.

I hate you F_L.

LtFinFan66
12-06-2006, 06:30 PM
your fat one wasn't up to par Devin :sad:

Devin
12-06-2006, 06:32 PM
your fat one wasn't up to par Devin :sad:

I was trying to do something different.

I figured 4-6 straight limericks with "man juice", gay sex, or the apparently ever favorite "*** on the face ending" wasnt that funny.

But if it helps with your vote LT I can arrange it for my last go.

LtFinFan66
12-06-2006, 06:34 PM
:scratch:

Just finish strong, finish strong!!

chernobylwraiths
12-06-2006, 06:54 PM
:scratch:

Just finish strong, finish strong!!

That's what F-L's wife hopes for every time.

Mr. Miyagi
12-06-2006, 07:00 PM
I was trying to do something different.

I figured 4-6 straight limericks with "man juice", gay sex, or the apparently ever favorite "*** on the face ending" wasnt that funny.

But if it helps with your vote LT I can arrange it for my last go.
Man juice and *** on the face is always funny!

Mr. Miyagi
12-06-2006, 07:00 PM
LOG is bucking to get a knife in his back from Dora. :eek:

Mr. Miyagi
12-06-2006, 07:01 PM
:rofl: I just love limericks!

The_Philster
12-06-2006, 07:01 PM
LOG is bucking to get a knife in his back from Dora. :eek:
:laughter: Yeah, no ****..he's playing with fire on that one

Dr. Lecter
12-06-2006, 07:02 PM
The gay jokes are way past stale.

kinigirly
12-06-2006, 07:04 PM
lol this is awful. this is the kinda dr seuss stuff i come up with after drinking and i neg people

Forward_Lateral
12-06-2006, 07:15 PM
What the ****? This thread isn't censored?

kinigirly
12-06-2006, 07:17 PM
someone needs to drink or run outside in the street naked to get some inspiration for this cause as of right now i am 50/50. no improvement, no vote

Forward_Lateral
12-06-2006, 07:17 PM
I thought my limericks were quite clever. How else am I going to make fun of someone, like OPI did in his first one? :rofl:

Devin
12-06-2006, 07:22 PM
F_L your my boy, but brother you essentially posted the same thing 3 times 3 different ways.

Not that mine are any better, limericks are hard. And if your not being crude they dont come close to being funny.

Ill post my last one tonight and put up the poll, i suspect your on your way to the finals :up:

Bling
12-06-2006, 07:40 PM
I love how the idiots on the sideline think they can complain about how ****ty we're doing. ESPECIALLY the ones that have never participated. I can somewhat understand Miyagi complaining, since he he's done it before, but some of you... PUUUUUHlease.

kinigirly
12-06-2006, 07:44 PM
I love how the idiots on the sideline think they can complain about how ****ty we're doing. ESPECIALLY the ones that have never participated. I can somewhat understand Miyagi complaining, since he he's done it before, but some of you... PUUUUUHlease.

blingy shutup. i was gonna vote for you purely out of spite towards devin but you posted what twice?? shame on you blingy! shame on you

Devin
12-06-2006, 07:47 PM
blingy shutup. i was gonna vote for you purely out of spite towards devin but you posted what twice?? shame on you blingy! shame on you


I'm crushed.

THATHURMANATOR
12-06-2006, 07:51 PM
I love how the idiots on the sideline think they can complain about how ****ty we're doing. ESPECIALLY the ones that have never participated. I can somewhat understand Miyagi complaining, since he he's done it before, but some of you... PUUUUUHlease.
I was in this **** like 3 years ago man.

Bling
12-06-2006, 07:54 PM
blingy shutup. i was gonna vote for you purely out of spite towards devin but you posted what twice?? shame on you blingy! shame on you

Yeah, I won't sign up for the next one. I enjoy compeition, but I think my hours just conflict with everyone else's.

Bling
12-06-2006, 07:55 PM
I was in this **** like 3 years ago man.

DANG! Want some rep?

SabreEleven
12-06-2006, 08:03 PM
LOG is bucking to get a knife in his back from Dora. :eek:

I'll bet he calls Dora a whora next.

kinigirly
12-06-2006, 08:05 PM
props to op for making fun of retards!

THATHURMANATOR
12-06-2006, 08:09 PM
DANG! Want some rep?
No a medal

OpIv37
12-06-2006, 08:11 PM
props to op for making fun of retards!

I figured someone had to break the trend of gay sex and man juice jokes.

Forward_Lateral
12-06-2006, 08:32 PM
Opi comes back swinging. Nice. Very creative.

Bling
12-06-2006, 08:43 PM
Opi comes back swinging. Nice. Very creative.

I agree. I bet 95% of the board doesn't get the "extra chromosome" part.

Devin
12-06-2006, 08:48 PM
I used the "extra chromosome" bit in last years contest its timeless.

SabreEleven
12-06-2006, 08:52 PM
props to op for making fun of retards!
Well you are talking about Log, it isn't that hard

Ickybaluky
12-06-2006, 09:00 PM
LOG's second offering was very strong, and he is sticking to his pre-contest promise not to get dragged into the gutter.

Forward_Lateral
12-06-2006, 09:06 PM
LOG's second offering was very strong, and he is sticking to his pre-contest promise not to get dragged into the gutter.

I thought it wasn't up to his standards, to be honest. He left the door wide open for OPI.

Ickybaluky
12-06-2006, 09:06 PM
I love how the idiots on the sideline think they can complain about how ****ty we're doing. ESPECIALLY the ones that have never participated. I can somewhat understand Miyagi complaining, since he he's done it before, but some of you... PUUUUUHlease.

Oh, I know I'd suck at it, which is why I didn't participate. At least I know better.

However, that shouldn't mean anyone who didn't participate can't pick on you. You embarrassed yourself. You got pummeled by Devin, whose steroid usage has shrunk his testicles and clouded his brain.

You might as well have lost a competition at Kingirly's school. You know, the Special kind.

Devin
12-06-2006, 09:12 PM
Oh, I know I'd suck at it, which is why I didn't participate. At least I know better.

However, that shouldn't mean anyone who didn't participate can't pick on you. You embarrassed yourself. You got pummeled by Devin, whose steroid usage has shrunk his testicles and clouded his brain.

You might as well have lost a competition at Kingirly's school. You know, the Special kind.

*******.

Ickybaluky
12-06-2006, 09:15 PM
*******.

I am a Pats fan, remember?

I actually meant it in a nice way.

Devin
12-06-2006, 09:16 PM
good god, im not posting another gay-related limerick I dont care if I lose.

lordofgun
12-06-2006, 09:58 PM
Hurry up, Op. :mad:

Dr. Lecter
12-06-2006, 10:05 PM
Devin got my vote, just for not using gay joke after gay joke, although throwing one in at the end was great humor.

lordofgun
12-06-2006, 10:07 PM
Devin got my vote, just for not using gay joke after gay joke, although throwing one in at the end was great humor.
So do you like gay jokes or not?!?? :coocoo:

Devin
12-06-2006, 10:09 PM
Devin got my vote, just for not using gay joke after gay joke, although throwing one in at the end was great humor.

lol yeah that was the idea, just kind of a "oh by the way".

Dr. Lecter
12-06-2006, 10:32 PM
So do you like gay jokes or not?!?? :coocoo:

Jesus, do we have to explain everything to you?

The beauty of the comment is that gay jokes are old and tired, so he throws in a stupid one in the end.

I bet your kid has to explain "Green Eggs and Ham" to your dumbass every night.

lordofgun
12-06-2006, 10:49 PM
Jesus, do we have to explain everything to you?

You can call me log.

OpIv37
12-06-2006, 11:05 PM
good match, LOG.

I have some reject limericks that I'll post after voting closes- I wouldn't want to influence the results

Devin
12-06-2006, 11:05 PM
:rofl: log closes out strong.

lordofgun
12-06-2006, 11:06 PM
yeah great job, op!!

lordofgun
12-06-2006, 11:08 PM
I bet Dora's gonna vote for me!!

R. Rich
12-07-2006, 08:31 AM
3 straight limericks about man juice and gayness.


Well, they say "go w/ what you know". I guess you guys did.



I hate you F_L.

You shouldn't hate.

Mr. Miyagi
12-07-2006, 08:39 AM
I bet Dora's gonna vote for me!!
Yes, after she poisons your food.

R. Rich
12-07-2006, 08:53 AM
I love how the idiots on the sideline think they can complain about how ****ty we're doing. ESPECIALLY the ones that have never participated. I can somewhat understand Miyagi complaining, since he he's done it before, but some of you... PUUUUUHlease.

I haven't participated before. I'm sorry if my comments offended you, Bling. Please do not take them so seriously. This is a message board, a place to hang out and have fun. I mean no harm, unless your insult posts suck and you bitch about being called on them.

L.A. Playa
12-07-2006, 09:42 AM
those where close ones but all where actually funny this round

THATHURMANATOR
12-07-2006, 09:53 AM
agreed playa.

Bling
12-07-2006, 03:50 PM
Oh, I know I'd suck at it, which is why I didn't participate. At least I know better.

However, that shouldn't mean anyone who didn't participate can't pick on you. You embarrassed yourself. You got pummeled by Devin, whose steroid usage has shrunk his testicles and clouded his brain.

You might as well have lost a competition at Kingirly's school. You know, the Special kind.

Last time I wrote long ass posts, this year I was short. Whateva. It's pretty friggin' hard when all you know about the other poster is that they're former names were assclown and the other's best friend is a guy named Erik.

Bling
12-07-2006, 03:50 PM
I haven't participated before. I'm sorry if my comments offended you, Bling. Please do not take them so seriously. This is a message board, a place to hang out and have fun. I mean no harm, unless your insult posts suck and you bitch about being called on them.

Since you put it that way, I'm no longer offended. Thanks for clearing that up, big guy.

Ickybaluky
12-07-2006, 07:03 PM
I actually give you a lot of credit for participating, unlike those gutless souls who sit on the sidelines and watch.

Bling
12-07-2006, 07:53 PM
I actually give you a lot of credit for participating, unlike those gutless souls who sit on the sidelines and watch.

Thank you. I'll join the next one too. You should too.

Devin
12-08-2006, 01:35 AM
LOG I wont be able to get on much til tonight (roughly 7-8pm my time) your up first in the freestyle and I go first in the limericks if you dont wanna wait you can go first in both, doesnt matter to me.

Ickybaluky
12-08-2006, 08:22 AM
No offense, Devin, but you are going to get so smoked. You are like the NFC in this tournament.

lordofgun
12-08-2006, 08:57 AM
Devin warned me that he has brilliance in store in the freestyle category!

I have something in mind too...just might take me a bit to get it finished. :D

mybills
12-08-2006, 08:58 AM
I have faith in you, log.

Mr. Miyagi
12-08-2006, 10:12 AM
I actually give you a lot of credit for participating, unlike those gutless souls who sit on the sidelines and watch.
Been there done that

Devin
12-08-2006, 10:43 AM
Devin warned me that he has brilliance in store in the freestyle category!

I have something in mind too...just might take me a bit to get it finished. :D

Me to, if we end up doing the same joke im giving Dora your address.

R. Rich
12-08-2006, 01:19 PM
The finals is chock full of the best stuff of the entire tourney. Phenomenal.

Ickybaluky
12-08-2006, 01:37 PM
Yeah, this round is a tough call so far. I'd give the edge to Devin with his "2 turns each" line. Great stuff.

L.A. Playa
12-08-2006, 02:56 PM
the final round is as exciting as a game of Stratego

R. Rich
12-08-2006, 03:04 PM
Don't sleep on Stratego, Playa.

mybills
12-08-2006, 05:51 PM
I'll be back in an hour to see if they started yet. :z:

kinigirly
12-08-2006, 05:55 PM
seriously. i'll be back around midnite after our staff holiday party. alcohol will make whatever you say alot funnier

L.A. Playa
12-08-2006, 06:12 PM
alcoholic the only time i think any of your posts are funny or witty is when im drunk I think I will start calling you FBHlite taste the same with less material

mybills
12-08-2006, 08:31 PM
too bad you can't go back to your post and edit one or two things. :evil:

honey
12-08-2006, 08:34 PM
too bad you can't go back to your post and edit one or two things. :evil:

:rofl:

honey :hi5: mybills

Devin
12-08-2006, 08:46 PM
too bad you can't go back to your post and edit one or two things. :evil:

shut the **** up.

L.A. Playa
12-08-2006, 08:48 PM
shut the **** up.

:rofl:

mybills
12-08-2006, 08:50 PM
shut the **** up.
:rofl:

mybills
12-08-2006, 08:56 PM
Today, log, today!
I'm gonna start calling you Mikey pretty soon. :tap:

Devin
12-08-2006, 09:01 PM
Hes probably filming a friggin movie insulting me. I think log was over-stimulated as a kid or something.

mybills
12-08-2006, 09:07 PM
Friggin' brain tater!

clumping platelets
12-08-2006, 11:31 PM
LOG scores a winner in freestyle :roflmao:

YardRat
12-08-2006, 11:34 PM
:lmao:

Damn...that's funny as hell!!

Props, log...MAJOR props.

kinigirly
12-08-2006, 11:44 PM
out-standing. log...you've reminded me of the true spirit of christmas...god bless you

Crisis
12-09-2006, 12:46 AM
LOG with 1st round KO?

His limmerick was hilarious too.

Ickybaluky
12-09-2006, 06:12 AM
Yeah, definite first round knockout. Devin should just concede.

Forward_Lateral
12-09-2006, 06:12 AM
:rofl: Wow. I have to say, LOG, that might've been the most creative thing I've ever seen. Let's see what Devin comes back with, I have a feeling it's going to be good.

mybills
12-09-2006, 07:04 AM
I have faith in you, log.
:bravo:

lordofgun
12-09-2006, 07:57 AM
LOL...check out the question that I got..it's now posted on the auction!

The_Philster
12-09-2006, 10:29 AM
LOG scores a winner in freestyle :roflmao:
No doubt :rofl: That was outstanding work, LOG

LtFinFan66
12-09-2006, 10:31 AM
:clap: LOG

mybills
12-09-2006, 10:39 AM
I feel bad for Devin. Can we help him?

LtFinFan66
12-09-2006, 10:40 AM
you can bid on him

mybills
12-09-2006, 10:45 AM
He's too young. :ill:

L.A. Playa
12-09-2006, 11:58 AM
alot people like kissing LOG's ass around here

Forward_Lateral
12-09-2006, 11:59 AM
He's too young. :ill:

He doesn't eat hay and oats anyways.

LtFinFan66
12-09-2006, 12:06 PM
Not kissing anyones ass just giving props for his brilliance in this one instance

lordofgun
12-09-2006, 12:16 PM
:rofl:
including you?

L.A. Playa
12-09-2006, 12:19 PM
Not kissing anyones ass just giving props for his brilliance in this one instance

was funny but not the funniest thing in the world like some are claiming, I have a feeling that Devin will have a good comeback

LtFinFan66
12-09-2006, 12:40 PM
I am sure he will but gotta give LOG props for thinking outside the box

kinigirly
12-09-2006, 12:44 PM
i don't know...he's kinda lazy and is probably trying to keep the hookers warm with the winter weather and all

mybills
12-09-2006, 01:12 PM
including you?
:hi5:

bend over log, I wanna kiss your ass, too. :snicker: