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Devin
12-06-2006, 01:26 PM
Round 2:
SEMIFINALS: Forward_Lateral vs. Devin

It's time for limericks! That's right, not only does it take original insults, but also some skill to win this game.

For the uneducated, a limerick is a five-line poem written with one couplet and one triplet. If a couplet is a two-line rhymed poem, then a triplet would be a three-line rhymed poem. The rhyme pattern is a a b b a with lines 1, 2 and 5 containing 3 beats and rhyming, and lines 3 and 4 having two beats and rhyming.

Ex:
There once was a parson named Bings
Who talked about God and such things.
But his secret desire
Was to join a mixed choir
With nice ladies with whom he'd have flings.

Please note that I did not write the above limerick. It sucks.

Notice lines 1, 2, and 5 rhyme and lines 3 and 4 rhyme. If that's too tough for you, you shouldn't be here, and deserve to lose.

Each contestant will take turns insulting each other. This round will consist of just 3 turns apiece, so make them good.

IMPORTANT: You should write ONLY a 5-line limerick in each post, NOTHING ELSE! Voters should deduct points for any words typed which are not a part of a limerick.

And remember, no editing your post once it's submitted!

Forward_Lateral will go first. (smallest margin of victory in last round)

The King
12-06-2006, 01:29 PM
http://www.videovat.com/images/060427-hulk-hogan-andre-the-giant-wrestlemania-3-video-1.jpg
This matchup breaks my heart.

Forward_Lateral
12-06-2006, 01:41 PM
There once was a man from nantucket
Who used Devin as his personal jizz-bucket
In his face he would squirt
His manly dessert
When he was done Devin would suck it

Devin
12-06-2006, 03:08 PM
Forwards wife was squealin'
around other dudes he was kneelin'
with a loud splatter
he earned thier baby batter
twas dicks he'd rather be feelin'

Forward_Lateral
12-06-2006, 03:18 PM
Devin was in disbelief
When he was told he smells like a queef
From spuz, his hair was crisp
And he thalked with an enormouth lithsp
He was the gravy for many men's beef

Devin
12-06-2006, 05:08 PM
Much to Adam's dismay
a ton his fat ass did weigh
his ass did jiggle
and his man tits wiggle
But he still couldnt get out the doorway

Forward_Lateral
12-06-2006, 06:10 PM
Devin went down to the track
To sniff a horse's ball sack
He said to the jockey
On my face please bukake
He's unfortunately hung like a tic tac

Devin
12-06-2006, 09:23 PM
His wife said she was on the rag
and her ass he couldnt tag
but on her knees she bends
Fat Erik and I at both ends
and oh yeah forward_lateral is giant ***!

Devin
12-06-2006, 09:24 PM
thank christ this is over.

Voting is up.

hammerbillsfan
12-06-2006, 09:25 PM
:whew: Devin

kinigirly
12-06-2006, 09:38 PM
jesus its dead even. i'm gonna see who used the best verbs or something...

Forward_Lateral
12-07-2006, 06:01 AM
Good match Devin! BTW, my wife has a no return policy, she now belongs to you and Eric! Have fun!

The King
12-07-2006, 06:48 AM
I will not vote.

mybills
12-07-2006, 07:05 AM
I haven't voted for any of the matchups.

R. Rich
12-07-2006, 08:15 AM
They both sucked.

Earthquake Enyart
12-07-2006, 08:40 AM
Half of Devin's weren't even real limericks.

FL wins in a landslide.

Static
12-07-2006, 09:02 AM
I'm leaning toward F_L he rhymed jockey with bukake

Forward_Lateral
12-07-2006, 09:43 AM
I'm leaning toward F_L he rhymed jockey with bukake

I was hoping people would appreciate that!

Gunzlingr
12-07-2006, 10:04 AM
I have to go with the Canadian.

Gunzlingr
12-07-2006, 10:05 AM
F_L, I broke the tie ;)

Forward_Lateral
12-07-2006, 10:07 AM
F_L, I broke the tie ;)

:up:

L.A. Playa
12-07-2006, 10:25 AM
F_L was good but basically had the same limerick *****d three different ways, while Devin tried different subject matter I go Devin in a tight one

Gunzlingr
12-07-2006, 11:11 AM
Half of Devin's weren't even real limericks.

FL wins in a landslide.


Agreed.

The King
12-07-2006, 12:04 PM
a tight race. I will only vote if I can force a tie.

hammerbillsfan
12-07-2006, 12:12 PM
I took F_L, sorry Devin.

Devin
12-07-2006, 12:21 PM
You're a canadian you can't help it :up:

hammerbillsfan
12-07-2006, 12:26 PM
:mounty: :canada:

Mr. Miyagi
12-07-2006, 12:41 PM
a tight race. I will only vote if I can force a tie.
Now's the time!

Bling
12-07-2006, 03:45 PM
Vote Bedard. It's 13-12 Devin

Devin
12-07-2006, 04:03 PM
if its a tie ill just give it to F_L good god.

The King
12-07-2006, 04:16 PM
my vote happens at 10:24 as long as I am not wasted

kinigirly
12-07-2006, 05:08 PM
go banana!

i already voted so other people need to step it up. this is like election 2000 all over again

The_Philster
12-07-2006, 05:20 PM
Too close to call....so I tied it up

kinigirly
12-07-2006, 05:22 PM
DUN DUN DUN

can we have a quickfire/lightning round or something? if its too close they should both be disqualified

LtFinFan66
12-07-2006, 05:30 PM
:popcorn:

TIEBREAKER!! DAS BOOT!!!!

Forward_Lateral
12-07-2006, 05:38 PM
Declair it a tie, have a 3-way final between LOG, Devin and I

Crisis
12-07-2006, 06:20 PM
I just voted for Devin

16-15 him.

kinigirly
12-07-2006, 06:23 PM
have a 3-way between LOG, Devin and I
SCORE! finally something for the ladies :hump:

R. Rich
12-07-2006, 06:33 PM
SCORE! finally something for the ladies :hump:

When did we get a supply of those?

Mad Bomber
12-07-2006, 06:39 PM
Devin was in disbelief
When he was told he smells like a queef
From spuz, his hair was crisp
And he thalked with an enormouth lithsp
He was the gravy for many men's beef
:rofl:
speak English, dude!

This is like reading Chaucer!

Mad Bomber
12-07-2006, 06:45 PM
WTF rhymes with "upper decker"?

"Devin you are such a pecker"?

DraftBoy
12-07-2006, 07:03 PM
Wasnt even close Devin without question

The King
12-07-2006, 10:05 PM
I got drunk.

DraftBoy
12-07-2006, 10:36 PM
I got drunk.


Congratulations??? :idunno: