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Devin
12-06-2006, 01:27 PM
Round 2:
SEMIFINALS: LOG vs. OpIv37

It's time for limericks! That's right, not only does it take original insults, but also some skill to win this game.

For the uneducated, a limerick is a five-line poem written with one couplet and one triplet. If a couplet is a two-line rhymed poem, then a triplet would be a three-line rhymed poem. The rhyme pattern is a a b b a with lines 1, 2 and 5 containing 3 beats and rhyming, and lines 3 and 4 having two beats and rhyming.

Ex:
There once was a parson named Bings
Who talked about God and such things.
But his secret desire
Was to join a mixed choir
With nice ladies with whom he'd have flings.

Please note that I did not write the above limerick. It sucks.

Notice lines 1, 2, and 5 rhyme and lines 3 and 4 rhyme. If that's too tough for you, you shouldn't be here, and deserve to lose.

Each contestant will take turns insulting each other. This round will consist of just 3 turns apiece, so make them good.

IMPORTANT: You should write ONLY a 5-line limerick in each post, NOTHING ELSE! Voters should deduct points for any words typed which are not a part of a limerick.

And remember, no editing your post once it's submitted!

OpIv37 will go first. (smallest margin of victory in last round)

OpIv37
12-06-2006, 01:46 PM
LOG tried playing tennis but fell
his ankle really started to swell
he wanted to swear
but thought "I can't go there
cuz if I use bad words I'll go to hell!"

lordofgun
12-06-2006, 06:57 PM
Op grew up with no self esteem
He tried to join the other team
His rear was too sore-a
So'e settled for Dora
Even though her face looked like a beam

OpIv37
12-06-2006, 07:56 PM
Lordofgun has a big dome
And an extra chromosome.
His 'rents are related
yet they copulated
That's why LOG has Down's Syndrome

lordofgun
12-06-2006, 08:53 PM
Op likes to complain about life
His job, his work, and his wife
Wish he'd do us a favor
Slit his wrists with a razor
And cut his own throat with a knife

OpIv37
12-06-2006, 10:42 PM
Log was getting laid at long last
his wife said "don't come too fast"
He said "don't be dumb
you know I can't come
without Thurm's fist elbow-**** in my ass"

lordofgun
12-06-2006, 10:58 PM
I can't blame you, Op, I'd be freakin'
If I were you, I'd still be seekin'
But it's too late now
You eloped with a cow
Now you're stuck with a fat Puerto Rican

Devin
12-06-2006, 10:59 PM
Good match fellas. Let the voting commence!

SabreEleven
12-07-2006, 12:45 AM
I can't blame you, Op, I'd be freakin'
If I were you, I'd still be seekin'
But it's too late now
You eloped with a cow
Now you're stuck with a fat Puerto Rican

I can't believe Log went there, but that won it for him in my book.

Forward_Lateral
12-07-2006, 06:04 AM
Man, this is a TOUGH one. Very funny by both guys.

mybills
12-07-2006, 06:16 AM
I can't believe Log went there, but that won it for him in my book.
Top shelf stuff! :up:

Dude
12-07-2006, 06:40 AM
Tough call. What does the BCS say about these two?

The King
12-07-2006, 07:21 AM
This was a real good one too

OpIv37
12-07-2006, 08:07 AM
damn, getting my ass kicked in the semis again.

I'm becoming the Philadelphia Eagles of the insult tourney.

R. Rich
12-07-2006, 08:16 AM
Bryan, this was some of your best work in this year's tourney.

You still suck though. Log too.

Mr. Miyagi
12-07-2006, 08:37 AM
damn, getting my ass kicked in the semis again.

I'm becoming the Philadelphia Eagles of the insult tourney.
Nah I think you put up a really good fight. The Down Syndrome one was very funny!

But LOG fights dirty and it's fricking hilarious. :snicker:

OpIv37
12-07-2006, 08:46 AM
Nah I think you put up a really good fight. The Down Syndrome one was very funny!

But LOG fights dirty and it's fricking hilarious. :snicker:

he posted something in the Peanut Gallery wanting me to hurry up and post- as soon as I saw that, I knew he had a strong closer.

THATHURMANATOR
12-07-2006, 08:51 AM
Why bring me into this?

Mr. Miyagi
12-07-2006, 08:54 AM
Why bring me into this?
Because LOG clearly needs you, can't you see?

THATHURMANATOR
12-07-2006, 09:08 AM
LOG completes my internet existance!

Gunzlingr
12-07-2006, 10:00 AM
I think OP brought his A game, and LOG brought his fan club.

Forward_Lateral
12-07-2006, 10:06 AM
I voted for OPI, he shouldn't be losing this badly.

Devin
12-07-2006, 10:09 AM
This one was waaaaaay close.

Opi took the first 2, but LOG closed out with a grand slam.

SabreEleven
12-07-2006, 06:40 PM
Log won this round, but at what expense? Now he has to sleep with one eye open for the rest of his life...:cynic:

R. Rich
12-07-2006, 06:45 PM
Log won this round, but at what expense? Now he has to sleep with one eye open for the rest of his life...:cynic:

He doesn't already?

I just figured, from his pictures...

OpIv37
12-08-2006, 08:19 AM
well, congrats, LOG- good luck in the finals.

lordofgun
12-08-2006, 08:56 AM
thanks bro! you put up a good fight!