View Full Version : FINAL Championship: Devin Defeats LOG 20-8

12-08-2006, 01:04 AM
2 turns each with LOG starting us off. Refer to previous freestyle rules.

12-08-2006, 11:28 PM
FOR SALE (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ih=016&sspagename=STRK%3AMESE%3AIT&viewitem=&item=260063075503&rd=1&rd=1)

12-09-2006, 08:25 PM
I login today to check my myspace message, I had a few I hadnt checked for a few days. I saw this:


I was a little surprised because I didnt know he had an account. Assuming my new "Friend Request" was from him I checked to confirm.


As I was about to log off I figured what the hell id give the little mong's profile a view. He doesnt have many friends but the few he has sure arent nice.

<a href=http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=136583717>LOG</a>

Even Wifey has one! (but i sorta already knew that)

<a href=http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=137256944>Wifey</a>

12-10-2006, 08:17 AM
Devin's life so far (http://jamespierce.googlepages.com/devin%27slifesofar)

12-10-2006, 02:57 PM
Q: So we are here today to speak with the "artist" known as LOG about his album release "Simply LOG" which features music by his brother's former band Elkland. Hello LOG.
LOG: Hello! Great to be here.
Q.Some of your critics have questioned your artistic ability, given your poor showing in your own websites Insult competion
and the rumors swirling that you've run out of material....
LOG: False. Completley false. DID YOU SEE MY EBAY ADD!
Q. Would you care to discuss the Unicorns on your myspace page?
LOG: Wait what?
Q. Nevermind. Moving on. What was your inspiration for the universally hated "New Hampshire's Hardest"?
LOG: Well Jake you see living in one of the toughest slums in the entire state of New Hampshire we often experience hardships
most people will never see.
Q. Hardships?
LOG: You dont want to know how my wife has to pay the cable bill. Its rough in these streets. Did you know in 2004 0.01% of the Milford population was affected by rape?
Q. But thats only....
LOG: Hardships man. We live rough here. Hardships like Cancer!
Q. But cancer isnt....
LOG: Hardships like....
Q: Ok ok dickface we get the point, hardships got it. Critics have said that your appearance reminds them of a car bombing, any attempts to work on that?
LOG: I smell woman pie.
Q. Wait is that a yes or a no?
LOG: Have you seen my crayons? I want to make more pictures about Hurricane Katrina.
Q. This interview is so over. If you were any dumber you'd be wearing a helmet and sucking your thumb.

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Some Critic Reviews:


12-10-2006, 02:57 PM
Good game bro. Voting is up.

12-10-2006, 02:59 PM
nice job, dev!

12-10-2006, 03:01 PM

12-10-2006, 03:04 PM

12-10-2006, 03:10 PM
Wow- a fantastic finish!

Elaborate setups by both!

If it comes down to splitting hairs, I find LoG's testicle humor slightly less offensive than The slutty wife/homo angle Devin went with.

But absolutely fantastic!!!!!!!! :clap:

12-10-2006, 04:03 PM
Best Insult tourney finals ever. This should be in the HOF!

12-10-2006, 04:53 PM
Log started really strong...Devin found a way to top it. Log followed it up with a decent one...Devin's followup was about even with it...the edge goes to Devin

12-10-2006, 05:19 PM
I thought after the Ebay thing this was over but Devin came back very nicely. I'm not sure now...This might be the last Insult tournay after this. Nobody is going to want to enter the next one cause this can't be topped.

12-10-2006, 05:22 PM
I liked the idea of People from England insulting Devin.

Devin's woulda been even better if he got a bunch of us to sign up as "freinds" so we could all kick LoG around.

But that's mostly Monday morning Insult quarterbacking

12-10-2006, 05:25 PM
Yeah in hindsight that would have been funny, but then it takes away from the whole 1 on 1 aspect of the tourney.

Although watching the comments after the Ebay post was kinda funny. "LOG won it already"....etc.

12-10-2006, 05:36 PM
Although watching the comments after the Ebay post was kinda funny. "LOG won it already"....etc.

Don't get too cocky, I still haven't voted in the Freestyle just yet. It would have been even closer in the Lymerick if Log hadn't pulled a Rob Johnson on his last rhyme.

12-10-2006, 05:44 PM
...even closer in the Lymerick if Log hadn't pulled a Rob Johnson on his last rhyme.


12-10-2006, 05:45 PM
You can still approve me as a freind so we can kick log around all year

12-10-2006, 05:47 PM
Consider it done!

12-10-2006, 05:48 PM
I think blogs on the myspace pages may have to be a regular event.

12-10-2006, 05:48 PM

12-10-2006, 05:50 PM
I think blogs on the myspace pages may have to be a regular event.

I would but I'm not 12.

12-10-2006, 06:08 PM
I would but I'm not 12.So you just ACT 12:idunno:

12-10-2006, 06:09 PM
So you just ACT 12:idunno:


12-10-2006, 06:51 PM
So you just ACT 12:idunno:
on his good days..

12-11-2006, 08:33 AM
Kudos to both of you! :10: :bf1:

12-11-2006, 08:40 AM