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Devin
12-08-2006, 01:04 AM
2 turns each with LOG starting us off. Refer to previous freestyle rules.

lordofgun
12-08-2006, 11:28 PM
FOR SALE (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ih=016&sspagename=STRK%3AMESE%3AIT&viewitem=&item=260063075503&rd=1&rd=1)

Devin
12-09-2006, 08:25 PM
I login today to check my myspace message, I had a few I hadnt checked for a few days. I saw this:

http://www.gridironjunkies.net/hosting/ihateulog.JPG

I was a little surprised because I didnt know he had an account. Assuming my new "Friend Request" was from him I checked to confirm.

http://www.gridironjunkies.net/hosting/Yousuckdickforcokelog.JPG


As I was about to log off I figured what the hell id give the little mong's profile a view. He doesnt have many friends but the few he has sure arent nice.


<a href=http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=136583717>LOG</a>

Even Wifey has one! (but i sorta already knew that)

<a href=http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=137256944>Wifey</a>

lordofgun
12-10-2006, 08:17 AM
Devin's life so far (http://jamespierce.googlepages.com/devin%27slifesofar)

Devin
12-10-2006, 02:57 PM
Q: So we are here today to speak with the "artist" known as LOG about his album release "Simply LOG" which features music by his brother's former band Elkland. Hello LOG.
LOG: Hello! Great to be here.
Q.Some of your critics have questioned your artistic ability, given your poor showing in your own websites Insult competion
and the rumors swirling that you've run out of material....
LOG: False. Completley false. DID YOU SEE MY EBAY ADD!
Q. Would you care to discuss the Unicorns on your myspace page?
LOG: Wait what?
Q. Nevermind. Moving on. What was your inspiration for the universally hated "New Hampshire's Hardest"?
LOG: Well Jake you see living in one of the toughest slums in the entire ***** of New Hampshire we often experience hardships
most people will never see.
Q. Hardships?
LOG: You dont want to know how my wife has to pay the cable bill. Its rough in these streets. Did you know in 2004 0.01% of the Milford population was affected by rape?
Q. But thats only....
LOG: Hardships man. We live rough here. Hardships like Cancer!
Q. But cancer isnt....
LOG: Hardships like....
Q: Ok ok dickface we get the point, hardships got it. Critics have said that your appearance reminds them of a car bombing, any attempts to work on that?
LOG: I smell woman pie.
Q. Wait is that a yes or a no?
LOG: Have you seen my crayons? I want to make more pictures about Hurricane Katrina.
Q. This interview is so over. If you were any dumber you'd be wearing a helmet and sucking your thumb.

http://www.gridironjunkies.net/hosting/Cover.JPG http://www.gridironjunkies.net/hosting/Back.JPG

Some Critic Reviews:

http://www.gridironjunkies.net/hosting/Reviews.JPG

Devin
12-10-2006, 02:57 PM
Good game bro. Voting is up.

lordofgun
12-10-2006, 02:59 PM
nice job, dev!

LtFinFan66
12-10-2006, 03:01 PM
:clap:

hammerbillsfan
12-10-2006, 03:04 PM
:rofl:

Dozerdog
12-10-2006, 03:10 PM
Wow- a fantastic finish!


Elaborate setups by both!


If it comes down to splitting hairs, I find LoG's testicle humor slightly less offensive than The slutty wife/homo angle Devin went with.

But absolutely fantastic!!!!!!!! :clap:

Devin
12-10-2006, 04:03 PM
Best Insult tourney finals ever. This should be in the HOF!

The_Philster
12-10-2006, 04:53 PM
Log started really strong...Devin found a way to top it. Log followed it up with a decent one...Devin's followup was about even with it...the edge goes to Devin

SabreEleven
12-10-2006, 05:19 PM
I thought after the Ebay thing this was over but Devin came back very nicely. I'm not sure now...This might be the last Insult tournay after this. Nobody is going to want to enter the next one cause this can't be topped.

Dozerdog
12-10-2006, 05:22 PM
I liked the idea of People from England insulting Devin.


Devin's woulda been even better if he got a bunch of us to sign up as "freinds" so we could all kick LoG around.


But that's mostly Monday morning Insult quarterbacking

Devin
12-10-2006, 05:25 PM
Yeah in hindsight that would have been funny, but then it takes away from the whole 1 on 1 aspect of the tourney.

Although watching the comments after the Ebay post was kinda funny. "LOG won it already"....etc.

SabreEleven
12-10-2006, 05:36 PM
Although watching the comments after the Ebay post was kinda funny. "LOG won it already"....etc.

Don't get too cocky, I still haven't voted in the Freestyle just yet. It would have been even closer in the Lymerick if Log hadn't pulled a Rob Johnson on his last rhyme.

Devin
12-10-2006, 05:44 PM
...even closer in the Lymerick if Log hadn't pulled a Rob Johnson on his last rhyme.

:rofl:

Dozerdog
12-10-2006, 05:45 PM
You can still approve me as a freind so we can kick log around all year

Devin
12-10-2006, 05:47 PM
Consider it done!

Devin
12-10-2006, 05:48 PM
I think blogs on the myspace pages may have to be a regular event.

Dozerdog
12-10-2006, 05:48 PM
:hi5:

SabreEleven
12-10-2006, 05:50 PM
I think blogs on the myspace pages may have to be a regular event.

I would but I'm not 12.

LtFinFan66
12-10-2006, 06:08 PM
I would but I'm not 12.So you just ACT 12:idunno:

SabreEleven
12-10-2006, 06:09 PM
So you just ACT 12:idunno:

Exactly!!!

The_Philster
12-10-2006, 06:51 PM
So you just ACT 12:idunno:
on his good days..

mybills
12-11-2006, 08:33 AM
Kudos to both of you! :10: :bf1:

LtFinFan66
12-11-2006, 08:40 AM
Exactly!!!cool:up: