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Mel Gibson
12-08-2006, 08:12 AM
I heard a good one today.
Earthquake Enyart
12-08-2006, 09:02 AM
Sure.
Mel Gibson
12-08-2006, 09:15 AM
Q: What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe?

A: A canoe tips.
lordofgun
12-08-2006, 09:16 AM
Thurm, can you confirm this?
Earthquake Enyart
12-08-2006, 09:17 AM
Q: What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe?

A: A canoe tips.
Nice.
lordofgun
12-08-2006, 09:27 AM
Later Mel.
THATHURMANATOR
12-08-2006, 10:24 AM
Thurm, can you confirm this?
Yes jews don't tip....
Earthquake Enyart
12-08-2006, 10:27 AM
Reminds me about an old joke....

An old jewish guy prayed and prayed and prayed every night to win the lottery. Week after week, he didn't win. Finally one night he's praying, and God appears in front of him and says "C'mon, Manny, you've got to help me out and buy a ticket."
The King
12-08-2006, 10:31 AM
Yes jews don't tip....

How do you know their jews?
The King
12-08-2006, 10:32 AM
Reminds me about an old joke....

An old jewish guy prayed and prayed and prayed every night to win the lottery. Week after week, he didn't win. Finally one night he's praying, and God appears in front of him and says "C'mon, Manny, you've got to help me out and buy a ticket."

But he couldnt go out and buy one because the sun was down and it was the Sabbath
THATHURMANATOR
12-08-2006, 11:02 AM
How do you know their jews?
Skull caps and curley cues..