Nighthawk
12-10-2006, 05:02 PM
Here is a little joke at the expense of all of the Maple Leaf fans. Enjoy Sabres fans!
Subject: Toronto Teacher
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Maple Leafs fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Maple Leafs fans too. Not really knowing what a Maple Leafs fan was, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air. There is, however, one exception...a little girl has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because I'm not a Maple Leafs fan!" she reports.
"Then, asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm a proud Buffalo Sabres fan!" the girl said.
The teacher is a little perturbed now...her face slightly red. She asks Lori why she is a Buffalo Sabres fan?
"Well, my daddy and mommy are Sabres fans...so I'm a Sabres fan too!" she responds.
The teacher is angry now. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if
your mommy was a moron, and your daddy was an idiot...what would you be
then?"
Lori smiles and says..."Then I'd be a Maple Leafs fan!"
GO SABRES! :lol:
Subject: Toronto Teacher
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Maple Leafs fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Maple Leafs fans too. Not really knowing what a Maple Leafs fan was, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air. There is, however, one exception...a little girl has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because I'm not a Maple Leafs fan!" she reports.
"Then, asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm a proud Buffalo Sabres fan!" the girl said.
The teacher is a little perturbed now...her face slightly red. She asks Lori why she is a Buffalo Sabres fan?
"Well, my daddy and mommy are Sabres fans...so I'm a Sabres fan too!" she responds.
The teacher is angry now. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if
your mommy was a moron, and your daddy was an idiot...what would you be
then?"
Lori smiles and says..."Then I'd be a Maple Leafs fan!"
GO SABRES! :lol: