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  • Historian
    2020-2023 AFC East Champions!
    • Dec 2002
    • 61705

    The 12 Days of Fishmas!!!!

    On the first day of Fishmas, the fishes gave to me... a sweep by a streaking Bills
    team.

    On the second day of Fishmas, the fishes gave to me... Two interim coaches,
    and a sweep by a streaking Bills team.

    On the third day of Fishmas, the fishes gave to me.... Three journeyman quarterbacks,
    two interim coaches, and a sweep by a streaking Bills team.

    On the fourth day of Fishmas, the fishes gave to me... Four undersized
    Linebackers, three journeyman quarterbacks, two interim coaches, and a sweep by a streaking
    Bills team.

    On the fifth day of Fishmas, the fishes gave to me.... SABAN IN DISGRACE! Four undersized Linebackers, three journeyman quarterbacks, two interim coaches, and a sweep by a streaking Bills team.

    On the sixth day of Fishmas, the fishes gave to me, Six Divisional
    losses, SABAN IN DISGRACE! Four undersized Linebackers, three journeyman quarterbacks, two interim coaches, and a sweep by a streaking Bills team.

    On the seventh day of Fishmas, the fishes gave to me... Seven drunken rednecks, six Divisional losses, SABAN IN DISGRACE! Four undersized linebackers, three journeyman quarterbacks, two interim coaches, and a sweep by a streaking Bills team.

    On the eighth day of Fishmas, the fishes gave to me.... Eight local blackouts, seven drunken rednecks, six Divisional losses, SABAN IN DISGRACE! Four undersized linebackers, three journeyman quarterbacks, two interim coaches, and a sweep by a streaking Bills team.

    On the ninth day of Fishmas, the fishes gave to me.... Nine New England
    snowplows, eight local blackouts, seven drunken rednecks, six divisional
    losses, SABAN IN DISGRACE! Four undersized linebackers, three journeyman quarterbacks, two interim coaches, and a sweep by a streaking Bills team.

    On the tenth day of Fishmas, the fishes gave to me.... Ten Mularkey gadgets,
    nine New England snowplows, eight local blackouts, seven drunken rednecks, six divisional losses, SABAN IN DISGRACE, four undersized linebackers, three journeyman quarterbacks, two interim coaches, and a sweep by a streaking
    Bills team.

    On the eleventh day of Fishmas, the fishes gave to me...No Pro Bowl Players, ten Mularkey gadgets, nine New England snowplows, eight local blackouts, seven drunken rednecks, six Divisional losses, SABAN IN DISGRACE! Four undersized linebackers, three journeyman quarterbacks, two interim coaches, and a sweep by a streaking Bills team.

    On the twelfth day of Fishmas, the fishes gave to me...Marino’s Resignation…. No Pro Bowl Players, ten Mularkey gadgets, nine New England snowplows, eight local blackouts, seven drunken rednecks, six divisional losses, SABAN IN DISGRACE! Four undersized linebackers, three journeyman quarterbacks, two interim coaches...

    ....and a sweep by a streaking Bills team!

  • mybills
    81 st zoner
    • Jul 2002
    • 61717

    #2
    Re: The 12 Days of Fishmas!!!!


    I didn't come here to fight, I hate fighting. Life is way too short to spend it on fighting! Go fight with yourself, one of you will eventually win!

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    • YardRat
      Well, lookie here...
      • Dec 2004
      • 86146

      #3
      Re: The 12 Days of Fishmas!!!!

      YardRat Wall of Fame
      #56 DARRYL TALLEY
      #29 DERRICK BURROUGHS#22 FRED JACKSON #95 KYLE WILLIAMS

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      • LtFinFan66
        Registered User
        • Mar 2005
        • 47199

        #4
        Re: The 12 Days of Fishmas!!!!

        Originally posted by Billsology
        On the first day of Fishmas, the fishes gave to me... a sweep by a streaking Bills
        team.

        On the second day of Fishmas, the fishes gave to me... Two interim coaches,
        and a sweep by a streaking Bills team.

        On the third day of Fishmas, the fishes gave to me.... Three journeyman quarterbacks,
        two interim coaches, and a sweep by a streaking Bills team.

        On the fourth day of Fishmas, the fishes gave to me... Four undersized
        Linebackers, three journeyman quarterbacks, two interim coaches, and a sweep by a streaking
        Bills team.

        On the fifth day of Fishmas, the fishes gave to me.... SABAN IN DISGRACE! Four undersized Linebackers, three journeyman quarterbacks, two interim coaches, and a sweep by a streaking Bills team.

        On the sixth day of Fishmas, the fishes gave to me, Six Divisional
        losses, SABAN IN DISGRACE! Four undersized Linebackers, three journeyman quarterbacks, two interim coaches, and a sweep by a streaking Bills team.

        On the seventh day of Fishmas, the fishes gave to me... Seven drunken rednecks, six Divisional losses, SABAN IN DISGRACE! Four undersized linebackers, three journeyman quarterbacks, two interim coaches, and a sweep by a streaking Bills team.

        On the eighth day of Fishmas, the fishes gave to me.... Eight local blackouts, seven drunken rednecks, six Divisional losses, SABAN IN DISGRACE! Four undersized linebackers, three journeyman quarterbacks, two interim coaches, and a sweep by a streaking Bills team.

        On the ninth day of Fishmas, the fishes gave to me.... Nine New England
        snowplows, eight local blackouts, seven drunken rednecks, six divisional
        losses, SABAN IN DISGRACE! Four undersized linebackers, three journeyman quarterbacks, two interim coaches, and a sweep by a streaking Bills team.

        On the tenth day of Fishmas, the fishes gave to me.... Ten Mularkey gadgets,
        nine New England snowplows, eight local blackouts, seven drunken rednecks, six divisional losses, SABAN IN DISGRACE, four undersized linebackers, three journeyman quarterbacks, two interim coaches, and a sweep by a streaking
        Bills team.

        On the eleventh day of Fishmas, the fishes gave to me...No Pro Bowl Players, ten Mularkey gadgets, nine New England snowplows, eight local blackouts, seven drunken rednecks, six Divisional losses, SABAN IN DISGRACE! Four undersized linebackers, three journeyman quarterbacks, two interim coaches, and a sweep by a streaking Bills team.

        On the twelfth day of Fishmas, the fishes gave to me...Marino’s Resignation…. No Pro Bowl Players, ten Mularkey gadgets, nine New England snowplows, eight local blackouts, seven drunken rednecks, six divisional losses, SABAN IN DISGRACE! Four undersized linebackers, three journeyman quarterbacks, two interim coaches...

        ....and a sweep by a streaking Bills team!

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        • Historian
          2020-2023 AFC East Champions!
          • Dec 2002
          • 61705

          #5
          Re: The 12 Days of Fishmas!!!!

          Come on...everybody.....let's do some caroling!

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          • mybills
            81 st zoner
            • Jul 2002
            • 61717

            #6
            Re: The 12 Days of Fishmas!!!!

            Silent night
            No fans in sight
            Buffalo roam
            Fins go home

            Taking their loss like they usually do
            Roasting Mularkey with coals from their boot...
            Sweeping peacefully now...
            Sweeping peacefully now...
            I didn't come here to fight, I hate fighting. Life is way too short to spend it on fighting! Go fight with yourself, one of you will eventually win!

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            • mybills
              81 st zoner
              • Jul 2002
              • 61717

              #7
              Re: The 12 Days of Fishmas!!!!

              This is fun..great idea, Billsology!

              Dolphins roasting on an open fire,
              Fired..Mularkey soon will be,
              Although it's been said,
              Many times, many ways..
              They're pathetic, and gay.

              At least those colors really are,
              Give me some feathers, and some tar,
              Elvis can hit em' with his guitar,
              And even hit em' with a Pinto car..

              OH....

              Dolphins roasting on an open fire,
              Squishing them, our hearts desire,
              Although it's been said,
              Many times, many ways...
              They're pathetic, and gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
              Last edited by mybills; 12-14-2006, 01:15 PM.
              I didn't come here to fight, I hate fighting. Life is way too short to spend it on fighting! Go fight with yourself, one of you will eventually win!

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              • Historian
                2020-2023 AFC East Champions!
                • Dec 2002
                • 61705

                #8
                Re: The 12 Days of Fishmas!!!!

                Way to go mb!

                What an artiste you are!

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                • Mitchy moo
                  Roways rooking ahread!
                  • Sep 2005
                  • 18380

                  #9
                  Re: The 12 Days of Fishmas!!!!





                  Classic!!

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                  • Cntrygal
                    Visually stunning but camera-shy.
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 44883

                    #10
                    Re: The 12 Days of Fishmas!!!!

                    Originally posted by notacon
                    The biggest thing we learned from the Bills is that they are a resilient bunch and did what they had to do to win instead of past years where they fold like a cheap lawn chair.

                    For news, articles and other "stuff"... BillsZone.com

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                    • Historian
                      2020-2023 AFC East Champions!
                      • Dec 2002
                      • 61705

                      #11
                      Re: The 12 Days of Fishmas!!!!

                      We three fishies..of Orient Are,
                      Sell cocaine, out the back of our car.

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                      • LtBillsFan66
                        Registered User
                        • Jul 2002
                        • 35553

                        #12
                        Re: The 12 Days of Fishmas!!!!



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                        • Historian
                          2020-2023 AFC East Champions!
                          • Dec 2002
                          • 61705

                          #13
                          Re: The 12 Days of Fishmas!!!!

                          Silver 'Roids.
                          Silver 'Roids.
                          It's time to pump iron.

                          Anabolic,
                          Metastolic.

                          Soon it will be elimination day!

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                          • LtFinFan66
                            Registered User
                            • Mar 2005
                            • 47199

                            #14
                            Re: The 12 Days of Fishmas!!!!

                            You guys are weak today.

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                            • Historian
                              2020-2023 AFC East Champions!
                              • Dec 2002
                              • 61705

                              #15
                              Re: The 12 Days of Fishmas!!!!

                              Hark, the herald Levy sings,
                              Boy, the fish do really stink.

                              Saban sucks, Mularkey's Wild,
                              Thomas fathered a cuban child...

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