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  • Ingtar33
    Dances With Buffaloes
    • Sep 2002
    • 15466

    NE-Indy

    I'd like to say i would be able to break this one down in an interesting and insightful way. However, after half a decade of watching the patriots win in one inconceivable way after another, i find myself completely unable to break this game down, as i fear i already know how it will work.

    Indy down by 2, with 4 seconds on the clock, and Vinatieri lines up to win the game with a 42 yard field goal, after a last second heroic drive into field goal position by Payton Manning.

    And by the grace of god, he will shank it. i know he will. It's one of those things you can see coming a mile away, you know it's coming. Clutch kick after clutch kick made, and he finally shanks one.

    NE goes on to win it's 4th Superbowl in 6 years, going down as one of the all time great dynasties in Superbowl history with one of the weakest superbowl winning squads in our lifetime.

    You know, my hatred of the fins is nearly legendary, but I've come to dread hearing about the Patriots in much the same way a POW must dread the sound of his tormentor's voices down the hall. the Pavlovian response grows, i flinch just thinking about this team, my mind goes numb watching them play, or even hearing the team name, and i find myself having neurotic dark fantasies of new tortures for the Patriots to subject me as a football fan to.

    I admit it. I'm already sick to the stomach, and might not watch the AFC championship game. and if the patriots end up in the superbowl, i will not watch it, my first missed superbowl since 1986... just to avoid seeing that goofy smile on Marsha's face, and BB with that smug forced smile of his, while the commentators wax poetic about the superfluous superiority and genius of them both.

    I don't think i could handle that again.
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  • Devin
    The Octagon
    • Apr 2003
    • 23878

    #2
    Re: NE-Indy

    Originally posted by Ingtar33
    I'd like to say i would be able to break this one down in an interesting and insightful way. However, after half a decade of watching the patriots win in one inconceivable way after another, i find myself completely unable to break this game down, as i fear i already know how it will work.

    Indy down by 2, with 4 seconds on the clock, and Vinatieri lines up to win the game with a 42 yard field goal, after a last second heroic drive into field goal position by Payton Manning.

    And by the grace of god, he will shank it. i know he will. It's one of those things you can see coming a mile away, you know it's coming. Clutch kick after clutch kick made, and he finally shanks one.

    NE goes on to win it's 4th Superbowl in 6 years, going down as one of the all time great dynasties in Superbowl history with one of the weakest superbowl winning squads in our lifetime.

    You know, my hatred of the fins is nearly legendary, but I've come to dread hearing about the Patriots in much the same way a POW must dread the sound of his tormentor's voices down the hall. the Pavlovian response grows, and i find myself having neurotic dark fantasies of new tortures for the Patriots to subject me as a football fan to.

    I admit it. I'm already sick to the stomach, and might not watch the AFC championship game. and if the patriots end up in the superbowl, i will not watch it, my first missed superbowl since 1986... just to avoid seeing that goofy smile on Marsha's face, and BB with that smug forced smile of his, while the commentators wax poetic about the superfluous superiority and genius of them both.

    I don't think i could handle that again.
    Brother you aint kidding.

    My hatred for the fins is unrivaled by any other team but the Patriots are a close second. Each game he plays I hope to see Brady executed on the 50 yard line in front of millions of people.

    I will be hoping against hope the Saints pull it out this year.
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    • Philagape
      WIN NOW
      • Jul 2002
      • 19432

      #3
      Re: NE-Indy

      I hate the Pats more. The Fins are fun to hate because they're pathetic *****es. But the Pats provoke a burning revulsion. Pure disgust.
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      • hammerbillsfan
        Registered User
        • Aug 2005
        • 17878

        #4
        Re: NE-Indy

        Pats

        I hate that ****ing team.

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        • Historian
          2020-2023 AFC East Champions!
          • Dec 2002
          • 61800

          #5
          Re: NE-Indy

          Originally posted by Ingtar33
          NE goes on to win it's 4th Superbowl in 6 years, going down as one of the all time great dynasties in Superbowl history with one of the weakest superbowl winning squads in our lifetime.
          I agree with your post, Ingtar, except for that one little statement.

          Part of the reason they're so successful, is because they're not still running Antowain Smith....or defending the pass with Lawyer Milloy and Ty Law. This team is strong because no one man is more important than the team.

          Once a guy wants too much money, he's gone. Even if it's a player in his prime. And somehow, they just keep finding younger guys to fill the positions. Young guys, who buy into the system, and excel in playing in it. They even lose coordinators, and they don't miss a beat.

          As much as it pains me to say it...you have to almost admire it.

          Whomever it is running their scouting system, they deserve a raise.

          And if the patriots end up in the superbowl, i will not watch it, my first missed superbowl since 1986...
          Ironically, the Patriots first-ever SB appearance, when they were dismantled by the Bears. Let's hope history can repeat itself.

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          • Earthquake Enyart
            Legendary Zoner
            • Jul 2002
            • 27521

            #6
            Re: NE-Indy

            The Pats are going down because, for once, the game is indoors.

            Indy will stomp them and cover easily.

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            • raphael120
              Jason Peters rigorous at home training regiment
              • Oct 2005
              • 5152

              #7
              Re: NE-Indy

              And when the Colts win I want Tony Dungy to go up to Bellichek and give him a big bear hug and do the waltz with him on the Colts logo on the 50 yard line.

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              • Night Train
                Retired - On Several Levels
                • Jul 2005
                • 33117

                #8
                Re: NE-Indy

                Keeping it simple.

                I believe the Colts win this game.
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                • RockStar36
                  Dude's Little Ignorant Crony
                  • Sep 2004
                  • 24761

                  #9
                  Re: NE-Indy

                  Pats should win. Manning chokes in the playoffs. Brady doesn't.

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                  • RedEyE
                    Registered User
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 24661

                    #10
                    Re: NE-Indy

                    Seems to me that the Chargers and Colts choke every single year for the last 1/2 of decade. The NFC can't compete against the AFC. This has another Patriots Championship written all over it.

                    Although, it would definitly be poetic justice if Viniterri beat his old team with a game winning FG.

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                    • Earthquake Enyart
                      Legendary Zoner
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 27521

                      #11
                      Re: NE-Indy

                      Goober is gonna come up big.

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                      • OpIv37
                        Acid Douching Asswipe
                        • Sep 2002
                        • 101261

                        #12
                        Re: NE-Indy

                        Originally posted by Earthquake Enyart
                        The Pats are going down because, for once, the game is indoors.

                        Indy will stomp them and cover easily.
                        I don't think so- Maroney will shred the Colts' D and Brady will have his usual mediocre yardage with 2 TD's, but that will be enough.
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                        • DynaPaul
                          Registered User
                          • Sep 2003
                          • 7540

                          #13
                          Re: NE-Indy

                          Originally posted by Billsology
                          Part of the reason they're so successful, is because they're not still running Antowain Smith....or defending the pass with Lawyer Milloy and Ty Law. This team is strong because no one man is more important than the team.

                          Once a guy wants too much money, he's gone.
                          This is what's referred to in a Capitalist Society as "sweatshop".

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                          • Mr. Miyagi
                            Lecter's Little *****

                            • Sep 2002
                            • 53616

                            #14
                            Re: NE-Indy

                            Originally posted by Ingtar33
                            I'd like to say i would be able to break this one down in an interesting and insightful way. However, after half a decade of watching the patriots win in one inconceivable way after another, i find myself completely unable to break this game down, as i fear i already know how it will work.

                            Indy down by 2, with 4 seconds on the clock, and Vinatieri lines up to win the game with a 42 yard field goal, after a last second heroic drive into field goal position by Payton Manning.

                            And by the grace of god, he will shank it. i know he will. It's one of those things you can see coming a mile away, you know it's coming. Clutch kick after clutch kick made, and he finally shanks one.

                            NE goes on to win it's 4th Superbowl in 6 years, going down as one of the all time great dynasties in Superbowl history with one of the weakest superbowl winning squads in our lifetime.

                            You know, my hatred of the fins is nearly legendary, but I've come to dread hearing about the Patriots in much the same way a POW must dread the sound of his tormentor's voices down the hall. the Pavlovian response grows, i flinch just thinking about this team, my mind goes numb watching them play, or even hearing the team name, and i find myself having neurotic dark fantasies of new tortures for the Patriots to subject me as a football fan to.

                            I admit it. I'm already sick to the stomach, and might not watch the AFC championship game. and if the patriots end up in the superbowl, i will not watch it, my first missed superbowl since 1986... just to avoid seeing that goofy smile on Marsha's face, and BB with that smug forced smile of his, while the commentators wax poetic about the superfluous superiority and genius of them both.

                            I don't think i could handle that again.
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                            • Kerr
                              Hall of Fame Zoner
                              • Feb 2005
                              • 6656

                              #15
                              Re: NE-Indy

                              The way the colts defense has been playing the last two weeks, especially run defense, I think they'll give brady and co. some trouble.

                              Hopefully the colts can end the patriots. Tony Dungy is a good guy. He deserves the trip to Miami.

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