Look how eloquent Willis is!

[Patrick76777]

A true wordsmith this guy is. I never realized that he was so masterful with a pen.

http://www.buffalonews.com/editorial/20070118/2030307.asp

Interviewed for January's issue of Penthouse Magazine, Buffalo Bills running back Willis McGahee was quoted as saying it would be a "good situation" if the NFL had a team in Toronto and rather than put a team in Toronto, the NFL should move the Bills there. "Case closed," he said.

McGahee's agent released this response from his client on the article:

"It has been brought to my attention that through an article I did with Penthouse magazine, fans and readers may have misinterpreted my response when asked about the possibility of the NFL one day coming to Toronto.

"I want to make it clear today as I have been committed to the Bills for the last four years that my heart is with the Bills and the city of Buffalo. If the league decided to expand my intent was that Toronto is a beautiful place to do so. I never would suggest the Buffalo Bills move to Toronto. My words were taken out of context and I suggested they get a team with a loyal fan base and organization such as the Buffalo Bills. My family and I have made our home here and enjoy the hospitality of the city. I am a proud member of the Buffalo Bills, we have the most loyal, supportive and dedicated fans in the world, and I cannot think of a better organization to be a part of."

[RockStar36]

Re: Look how eloquent Willis is!

So, what's the problem with what he said?

[Patrick76777]

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Where have you been this past few weeks. This is ooolllllldddd news.

It's his response. Please read the full post before you respond.

[Patrick76777]

Re: Look how eloquent Willis is!

So, what's the problem with what he said?

The joke is over your head.


Anybody else?

[RockStar36]

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I did, and edited my post. Sorry. It will never happen again.

[RockStar36]

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To get the topic off me being an idiot this morning...

Maybe it was all just a ruse by Willis and he just took it a little bit to far. Yes, that's it. It was all just a ruse. A clever ruuuussseeee.

[madness]

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"I have made my family here and enjoy the hospitality of the city."

[Romes]

Re: Look how eloquent Willis is!

A true wordsmith this guy is. I never realized that he was so masterful with a pen.

http://www.buffalonews.com/editorial/20070118/2030307.asp

Interviewed for January's issue of Penthouse Magazine, Buffalo Bills running back Willis McGahee was quoted as saying it would be a "good situation" if the NFL had a team in Toronto and rather than put a team in Toronto, the NFL should move the Bills there. "Case closed," he said.

McGahee's agent released this response from his client on the article:

"It has been brought to my attention that through an article I did with Penthouse magazine, fans and readers may have misinterpreted my response when asked about the possibility of the NFL one day coming to Toronto.

"I want to make it clear today as I have been committed to the Bills for the last four years that my heart is with the Bills and the city of Buffalo. If the league decided to expand my intent was that Toronto is a beautiful place to do so. I never would suggest the Buffalo Bills move to Toronto. My words were taken out of context and I suggested they get a team with a loyal fan base and organization such as the Buffalo Bills. My family and I have made our home here and enjoy the hospitality of the city. I am a proud member of the Buffalo Bills, we have the most loyal, supportive and dedicated fans in the world, and I cannot think of a better organization to be a part of."

Clearly Rosenhaus's words...

[Saratoga Slim]

Re: Look how eloquent Willis is!

I'm glad Willis was at least smart enough to realize that he said something stupid. That's a start. Or more likely his agent realized that insulting the team you're trying to renegotiate a contract extension with is not a exactly a textbook bargaining tactic.

[Patrick76777]

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It's over my head I guess.

I'm glad Willis was at least smart enough to realize that he said something stupid. That's a start.

Dude. Willis is known as being a half-wit. These are clearly not his words. He couldn't have written this well in a million years.

[Night Train]

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That was my thought also. Which of his 3 baby mama's is he talking about ?

[Meathead]

Re: Look how eloquent Willis is!

my sources have obtained the original transcript of what willis gave his agent to work with in composing the statement:

“I wants to exfoliate on some commentaries some punks be playin wit and be straight up dat da Bills be my boys and thats fo real. If da man wanted to you know mix ballin wit dem hockey playing *****es up norf well I’d be down wit dat, nowhamsayin? No way wuz I representin the Bills be hoofin it up dere cuz dem my peeps, fo real. My homies and baby mommas gots dey main cribs up in here wit da weed sto right next doe so we be chillin propa. I’d like to extricate dat da Bills get mad props and as long as dey gimme da bling I’ll be their punk ass ***** and carry da rock, nowhamsayin? Word.”

[streetkings01]

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my sources have obtained the original transcript of what willis gave his agent to work with in composing the statement:

“I wants to exfoliate on some commentaries some punks be playin wit and be straight up dat da Bills be my boys and thats fo real. If da man wanted to you know mix ballin wit dem hockey playing *****es up norf well I’d be down wit dat, nowhamsayin? No way wuz I representin the Bills be hoofin it up dere cuz dem my peeps, fo real. My homies and baby mommas gots dey main cribs up in here wit da weed sto right next doe so we be chillin propa. I’d like to extricate dat da Bills get mad props and as long as dey gimme da bling I’ll be their punk ass ***** and carry da rock, nowhamsayin? Word.”

Dude, no one talks like that! It's so sad that people actually think that the youth of the hip hop nation actually talk like that! No one says "peeps", "bling" anymore, stop watching those stupid old drug movies from the late 80's early 90's!

[Gunzlingr]

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Meathead is a wannabe African American, so he knows what is dope and what is whack. Just chill, dog.

[M]

Re: Look how eloquent Willis is!

A true wordsmith this guy is. I never realized that he was so masterful with a pen.

http://www.buffalonews.com/editorial/20070118/2030307.asp

Interviewed for January's issue of Penthouse Magazine, Buffalo Bills running back Willis McGahee was quoted as saying it would be a "good situation" if the NFL had a team in Toronto and rather than put a team in Toronto, the NFL should move the Bills there. "Case closed," he said.

McGahee's agent released this response from his client on the article:

"It has been brought to my attention that through an article I did with Penthouse magazine, fans and readers may have misinterpreted my response when asked about the possibility of the NFL one day coming to Toronto.

"I want to make it clear today as I have been committed to the Bills for the last four years that my heart is with the Bills and the city of Buffalo. If the league decided to expand my intent was that Toronto is a beautiful place to do so. I never would suggest the Buffalo Bills move to Toronto. My words were taken out of context and I suggested they get a team with a loyal fan base and organization such as the Buffalo Bills. My family and I have made our home here and enjoy the hospitality of the city. I am a proud member of the Buffalo Bills, we have the most loyal, supportive and dedicated fans in the world, and I cannot think of a better organization to be a part of."

I hear ya, Patrick. Now that is just downright funny! Nobody, and I mean, nobody with a quarter of a brain would think that Willis actually said any of that. Everone knows what an ignoramus he is.