Caption this!

[Gunzlingr]

http://i.a.cnn.net./si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0702/gallery.nfl.celebs/images/73069_02.jpg

[RockStar36]

I think she just found out that my wife removed my junk as part of the divorce settlement.

[mybills]

"I can hold her and my balls at the same time"

[MTBillsFan]

Strahan hungry...Strahan eat all in one bite!

[DraftBoy]

"**** this picture is going to cost me another 5 million in alimony!"

[Gunzlingr]

I will hug her, and squeeze her, and stroke her, and I will name her George.

[jamze132]

"Man, I could break her back if she let's me sleep with her!"

"Her hands are gonna make my member look freakin' huge!"

[Night Train]

" What a coincidence ! I'm a lesbian too ! "

[OpIv37]

"I'm not gay! See, I'm all over this *****! I'm not gay! Really!"

[DynaPaul]

No Michael, that isn't a blond white chick!

[hammerbillsfan]

I'm rivaling Patrick Ewing as pro sports biggest gorilla.

[TheGhostofJimKelly]

Thank God $$$=hot chicks

[Mitchy moo]

Mike's suprised conscience "How long is she going to let me hold her knowing most of my money is gone?"

[JJamezz]

***** stole my teeph!

[don137]

Crap Willis McGahee is at this party...I need to protect her before he impregnants her....

[camelcowboy]

god, i hope no one can see her adams apple.

[patmoran2006]

I'm rivaling Patrick Ewing as pro sports biggest gorilla.

That's one of the most ****ed up things I've ever read in my life.

But straight up.. That is ****ing FUNNY as hell dude.