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You think you're hot **** in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup! -
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I think she just found out that my wife removed my junk as part of the divorce settlement. -
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"I can hold her and my balls at the same time"I didn't come here to fight, I hate fighting. Life is way too short to spend it on fighting! Go fight with yourself, one of you will eventually win!Comment
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Strahan hungry...Strahan eat all in one bite!Send me some wings!
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"**** this picture is going to cost me another 5 million in alimony!"COMING SOON...
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I will hug her, and squeeze her, and stroke her, and I will name her George.You think you're hot **** in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup!Comment
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"Man, I could break her back if she let's me sleep with her!"
"Her hands are gonna make my member look freakin' huge!"
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" What a coincidence ! I'm a lesbian too ! "Anonymity is an abused privilege, abused most by people who mistake vitriol for wisdom and cynicism for witComment
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"I'm not gay! See, I'm all over this *****! I'm not gay! Really!"Comment
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No Michael, that isn't a blond white chick!Comment
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I'm rivaling Patrick Ewing as pro sports biggest gorilla.
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Thank God $$$=hot chicksComment
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Mike's suprised conscience "How long is she going to let me hold her knowing most of my money is gone?"Comment
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***** stole my teeph!Comment
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Crap Willis McGahee is at this party...I need to protect her before he impregnants her....Comment
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