Since we have to goon it up sat. , how about we quote slapshot lines.........

[Mitchy moo]

"****ing machine took my quarter," "You broke the darn car," "You think they show Speed Racer, here," and "I'm listening to the ****ing song!"

[hammerbillsfan]

http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/showthread.php?t=100416

[camelcowboy]

Skooby you could mess up a wet dream, but respect you for trying

[Mitchy moo]

Words Kaleta is going to here over the next few says ,

“very trying rookie season, what with the ligitation, the noteriety, his deportation to Canada and that country’s subsequent refusal to accept him…”

[SpillerThrills]

"No he love her. He tell me he love her. He have big ****, like a horse."

[jimmifli]

The best dialogue of the whole movie:

Reggie Dunlop (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000056/): You cheap sonofa*****. Those guys are ******s.
McGrath (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001510/): I got a good deal on those boys. Scout said they showed a lot of promise.
Reggie Dunlop (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000056/): They brought their ****in' TOYS with 'em.
McGrath (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001510/): Id rather have em playin with their toys than playin with themselves
Reggie Dunlop (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000056/): They're too dumb to play with themselves. Boy, every piece of garbage that comes into the league you gotta buy it
McGrath (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001510/): Reg, Reg, that reminds me. I was coachin' in Omaha in 1948 and Eddie Shore sends me this guy who was a terrible masturbator. He would get deliberate penalties so he could get over in the penalty box all by himself and damned if he wouldn't...

[Mitchy moo]

The best dialogue of the whole movie:

Reggie Dunlop (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000056/): You cheap sonofa*****. Those guys are ******s.
McGrath (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001510/): I got a good deal on those boys. Scout said they showed a lot of promise.
Reggie Dunlop (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000056/): They brought their ****in' TOYS with 'em.
McGrath (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001510/): Id rather have em playin with their toys than playin with themselves
Reggie Dunlop (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000056/): They're too dumb to play with themselves. Boy, every piece of garbage that comes into the league you gotta buy it
McGrath (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001510/): Reg, Reg, that reminds me. I was coachin' in Omaha in 1948 and Eddie Shore sends me this guy who was a terrible masturbator. He would get deliberate penalties so he could get over in the penalty box all by himself and damned if he wouldn't...

ROTFLMAO, Oh that's just great.

Your Wife's been staying with me, at my place. We've been having a hell of a time.