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  • Gunzlingr
    Registered User
    • Jul 2002
    • 45976

    Clements' Email

    To: Deion Sanders
    From: Nate Clements
    Subj: Cash money
    Neon Deion, you know I love you like all cornerbacks trying to get paid do. But I told you I didn't need to be flashy to live large. Did you see my deal with the 49ers? That's right, dog, $80 million over eight years, $22 million guaranteed, which makes me the highest-paid corner in the game. They didn't seem to mind that I only have five interceptions the last two seasons combined; they bought the whole "they're afraid to throw on me" line. (Thanks for that.) Still, can you believe I made all this green with the name Nate? Is there a less tough name in the NFL? Nate's the guy who puts the pop in your grocery bag, not the bruiser who pops you in the mouth. But hey, the money spends just the same.


    You think you're hot **** in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup!
  • Talk0fNewYork
    ~ I Can't Feel My Face ~
    • Jan 2007
    • 471

    #2
    Re: Clements' Email

    Stupid

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    • TigerJ
      Registered User
      • Jul 2002
      • 22575

      #3
      Re: Clements' Email

      He's wrong. There are whimpier names in the NFL. "Wes Welker" "Roscoe Parrish" "Kelly Holcomb" "Chad Pennington" "Lonie Paxton" "Vonnie Holliday" to name a few.
      I've made up my mind. Don't confuse me with the facts.

      I'm the most reasonable poster here. If you don't agree, I'll be forced to have a hissy fit.

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      • mybills
        81 st zoner
        • Jul 2002
        • 61717

        #4
        Re: Clements' Email

        Roscoe isn't a whimpy name. It's a mafia name. It's an Italian thing, like calling a Paul, "Pauly".
        I didn't come here to fight, I hate fighting. Life is way too short to spend it on fighting! Go fight with yourself, one of you will eventually win!

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        • Gunzlingr
          Registered User
          • Jul 2002
          • 45976

          #5
          Re: Clements' Email

          Originally posted by mybills
          Roscoe isn't a whimpy name. It's a mafia name. It's an Italian thing, like calling a Paul, "Pauly".
          What are you smoking?

          You think you're hot **** in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup!

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          • Forward_Lateral
            Registered User
            • Mar 2004
            • 29895

            #6
            Re: Clements' Email

            Roscoe's not Italian, Rocco is.

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            • RockStar36
              Dude's Little Ignorant Crony
              • Sep 2004
              • 24761

              #7
              Re: Clements' Email

              mybills

              D & S Sports



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              • Jeff1220
                H to the 12:20
                • Jul 2002
                • 6136

                #8
                Re: Clements' Email

                My son's name is Nate

                If this writer crossed me after that comment, he'd give a whimpy a whole new level.

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