Contest. 1000 ZB at stake.

[Saratoga Slim]

I'm freakin b-o-r-e-d at work today, and the lack of news around here isn't helping. In an effort to spur some creative conversation, I'll donate 1000 zonebucks to whoever comes up with the most worthwhile thread topic. Post proposed thread topics as replies below, and I'll pick the winner and start it up. I want entertainment soon, so contestants have until 3:15 PM, one hour from now.

[Saratoga Slim]

Re: Contest. 1000 ZB at stake.

P.S. I reserve the right to refrain from announcing a winner and donating zonebucks unless at least three reasonable entries are submitted.

[TacklingDummy]

Re: Contest. 1000 ZB at stake.

LOL, only 12 minutes left.

Ask Thrum or Pat for a couple of thread titles. They are both good at starting useless threads.

[patmoran2006]

Re: Contest. 1000 ZB at stake.

Topic:
"Mediocrity.. and the homers that embrace it."


(im actually working on something similar for real)

[Saratoga Slim]

Re: Contest. 1000 ZB at stake.

I stumbled across a small spark of motivation here at work (our hot little associate came in and asked me to help her with something), so contest will remain open until 4:15. By the look of the entries so far, either no one's feeling creative, or no one's interested. But carry on.

[patmoran2006]

Re: Contest. 1000 ZB at stake.

Topic:
How to earn $1.15 million per sack.

By Chris Kelsay

[Talk0fNewYork]

Re: Contest. 1000 ZB at stake.

Or
"I'm Rich *****"
By "The Playmaker" Nate Clements

[patmoran2006]

Re: Contest. 1000 ZB at stake.

Thats a good one too.

[TacklingDummy]

Re: Contest. 1000 ZB at stake.

Topic: " How the Buffalo Bills do nothing right"

By Pat Moran

[HHURRICANE]

Re: Contest. 1000 ZB at stake.

"Could too much sex have affected McGahee's numbers"

Italion Soccer players are supposed to refrain from sex prior to club matches because it wears down their endurance. Could this have effected McGahee's performance?

[TacklingDummy]

Re: Contest. 1000 ZB at stake.

"It's a FACT"

By Ice.

[TacklingDummy]

Re: Contest. 1000 ZB at stake.

"Cry, Whine and *****"

By: Members of the Billszone.

[patmoran2006]

Re: Contest. 1000 ZB at stake.

"We're never changing the front page layout again"

by : Lordofgun

[jamze132]

Re: Contest. 1000 ZB at stake.

"A Day in the Life of a True Buffalo Bills Fan... Not an Assmunch"

[Saratoga Slim]

Re: Contest. 1000 ZB at stake.

Bing bing bing. Final whistle.

Not the thought-provoking topics I was anticipating, but I'm amused, which was all I'm really looking for in the end. Thus I'll disburse the 1000 zbs equally amongst Pat, ToNY, HH and yes......Tackling Dummy