The Best Mock I've read yet...

[BAM]

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QB
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JaMarcus Russell
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LSU
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</td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table border="1" width="678"> <tbody><tr> <td bgcolor="#cccccc" width="668"> If you asked a scientist to build a prototypical quarterback of the future, he would come up with JaMarcus Russell. This guy eats Peyton Manning and ****s Tom Brady. He once threw a pass 400 yards from on his back while wearing mittens. Still, I expect him to be a major disappointment.
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OT
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Joe Thomas
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Wisconsin
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Sr.
</td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table border="1" width="678"> <tbody><tr> <td bgcolor="#ccffff" width="667"> Jon Kitna threw a lot of interceptions last year as a result of bad protection. With Joe Thomas on board, expect him to throw them out of stupidity.
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LB
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Lawrence Timmons
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Florida State
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</td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table border="1" width="678"> <tbody><tr> <td bgcolor="#cccccc" width="667">The Ravens were planning to take this guy at 29, so the Browns will pull the rug out from under them by taking him here. Checkmate!
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WR
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Calvin Johnson
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Georgia Tech
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</td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table border="1" width="678"> <tbody><tr> <td bgcolor="#ccffff" width="667">It’s between Calvin Johnson and a long snapper. If they go with Calvin Johnson and lose the Super Bowl on a botched snap, it could go down as one of the biggest draft blunders in history.
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G
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Justin Blalock
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Texas
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Sr.
</td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table border="1" width="678"> <tbody><tr> <td bgcolor="#cccccc" width="667">The Cardinals hired a nobody head coach, so they might as well draft a nobody as well. This guard will at least provide Edgerrin James with another huge target to barrel into before falling on his face.
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CB
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Chris Houston
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Arkansas
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</td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table border="1" width="678"> <tbody><tr> <td bgcolor="#ccffff" width="669">The Redskins haven’t had a lot of practice in the draft lately, so someone needs to remind them they need to draft the guy first and then sign him, rather than sign every guy to a deal and then pick one.
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Michael Griffin
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Texas
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Sr.
</td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table border="1" width="678"> <tbody><tr> <td bgcolor="#cccccc" width="667">Last year in the first round, the Vikings selected Busty McBustington, Chad Greenway. This year expect them to be more cautious and pick up a safety, because only a ****** could **** up the safety position.
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WR
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Ted Ginn Jr.
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Ohio State
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</td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table border="1" width="678"> <tbody><tr> <td bgcolor="#ccffff" width="667">Last year David Carr threw fewer interceptions, had a higher completion percentage, and still somehow managed to be completely ineffective. Look for the Texans to draft a receiver here for him to throw to when his tailback is covered.
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OT
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Joe Staley
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Central Michigan
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Sr.
</td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table border="1" width="678"> <tbody><tr> <td bgcolor="#cccccc" width="668">Staley is the kind of player who plays all the way to the whistle, which is good because too many of their guys last year were stopping halfway through the play and jogging to the locker room. That’s why they had such lousy protection.
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OT
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Levi Brown
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Penn State
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</td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table border="1" width="678"> <tbody><tr> <td bgcolor="#ccffff" width="668">This lineman will provide additional protection for Mike Vick, which is the last thing he needs, since he’s at his best when he’s running for his life. That’s why the Falcons are praying the guy will be a bust.
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DT
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Alan Branch
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Michigan
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</td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table border="1" width="678"> <tbody><tr> <td bgcolor="#cccccc" width="667">Alan Branch is a defensive tackle. The 49ers employ defensive tackles on their defense. This is a no brainer.
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DE
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Jamaal Anderson
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Arkansas
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</td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table border="1" width="678"> <tbody><tr> <td bgcolor="#ccffff" width="668">The Bills desperatly need a running back but there are no good ones available. I suggest they trade down a spot and see if there are any there.
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DE
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Anthony Spencer
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Purdue
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WR
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Sidney Rice
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South Carolina
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</td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table border="1" width="678"> <tbody><tr> <td bgcolor="#ccffff" height="32" width="668">The Panthers offense made a lot of plays last year, and almost all of them were bad. This guy should change all that, provided they replace all the other offensive players and opposing defenders don't wear helmets.
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ILB
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Patrick Willis
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Mississippi
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Sr.
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they’ll need an inside linebacker or something. Honestly, I haven’t done much research on this. Call Football Outsiders if you want a ****ing algorithm. All I know is their defense blew last year.
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ILB
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David Harris
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Michigan
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Sr.
</td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table border="1" width="678"> <tbody><tr> <td bgcolor="#ccffff" width="668">The Packers should pick up an inside linebacker here because the Steelers are taking an inside linebacker and they seem to know what they’re doing.
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QB
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Joe Dailey
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North Carolina
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Jr.
</td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table border="1" width="678"> <tbody><tr> <td bgcolor="#cccccc" width="667">The Jaguars will address a need here at the third string quarterback position. This guy was a second string quarterback in college, so the transition should be easy for him.
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TE
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Greg Olsen
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Miami
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Sr.
</td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table border="1" width="678"> <tbody><tr> <td bgcolor="#ccffff" width="668"> The Bengals continue to draft for defense, but their defense keeps getting worse. This year will bring an unexpected shift when they draft for offense and their defense gets worse.
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WR
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Dwyane Jarrett
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USC
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</td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table border="1" width="678"> <tbody><tr> <td bgcolor="#cccccc" width="668">If quarterbacks were evaluated solely on passing yards (like in the olden days), Vince Young would have been considered one of the worst quarterbacks in the NFL last year. Luckily, quarterbacking appears to be based on your team’s won-loss record and the amount of times pundits say your name. Vince Young! There, that’s one MVP vote for next year.
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RB
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Marshawn Lynch
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California
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</td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table border="1" width="678"> <tbody><tr> <td bgcolor="#ccffff" width="668"> The worst player in the draft. But Tom Coughlin should be able to coach him up to the second or third worst player before he gets fired in November.
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OLB
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Paul Posluszny
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Penn State
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Sr.
</td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table border="1" width="678"> <tbody><tr> <td bgcolor="#cccccc" width="668"> They can pick anybody here because they really don't have any holes. Actually, when they pick this guy they’ll have a hole at linebacker.
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S
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Josh Gattis
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Wake Forest
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Sr.
</td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table border="1" width="678"> <tbody><tr> <td bgcolor="#ccffff" width="668"> They already have one safety who can smack people around, now they need one who can play defense. This guy's job will be to knock down passes so Roy Williams can injure people.
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WR
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Dwyane Bowe
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LSU
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Sr.
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S
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LaRon Landry
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LSU
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Sr.
</td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table border="1" width="678"> <tbody><tr> <td bgcolor="#ccffff" width="668">Tom Brady is in some hot water having knocked up what’s-her-face. What was he thinking? He should have known that sperm can sometimes create babies. Then again, she should have told him, so there’s plenty of blame to go around.
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RB
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Adrian Peterson
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Oklahoma
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</td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table border="1" width="678"> <tbody><tr> <td bgcolor="#cccccc" width="667"> This is a perfect spot for the Jets to pick a running back. Even though they already have Thomas Jones, it would be funny to make him split carries with a rookie just to watch him go all ape****.
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DT
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Amobi Okoye
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Louisville
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Sr.
</td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table border="1" width="678"> <tbody><tr> <td bgcolor="#ccffff" width="668">This guy was born in Nigeria or something and has overcome a bunch of adversity which means he’ll be a good run stopper, I guess. I don’t know. If he’s so smart, what was he doing being born in Nigeria in the first place?
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DT
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Justin Harrell
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Tennessee
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Sr.
</td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table border="1" height="25" width="678"> <tbody><tr> <td bgcolor="#cccccc" width="668">The Saints had a solid run defense last year but a lousy pass defense, so they should grab a safety or a cornerback here. This guy is a defensive lineman, though, so I don’t know what they’re thinking.
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LB
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Buster Davis
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Florida State
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Sr.
</td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table border="1" width="678"> <tbody><tr> <td bgcolor="#ccffff" width="669">If I have nothing to say about a certain pick, can I skip over it? Good.
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G
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Ben Grubbs
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Auburn
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Sr.
</td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table border="1" width="678"> <tbody><tr> <td bgcolor="#cccccc" width="668">The Bills decided to go with no running back at all rather than keep Willis McGahee, which shows you what an amazing “coup” it was for the Ravens to get him. They should draft an offensive lineman here to give him more time to tap dance before being swarmed by defenders.
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WR
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Robert Meachem
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Tennessee
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Jr.
</td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table border="1" width="678"> <tbody><tr> <td bgcolor="#ccffff" width="668">Meachem is a mature player with a very high football IQ, which means he’ll be tuning out Norv Turner by around Week 8 and leading an all-out locker room revolt by Week 14.
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DE
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Adam Carriker
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Nebraska
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Sr.
</td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table border="1" width="678"> <tbody><tr> <td bgcolor="#cccccc" width="668"> This guy may not be the top guy on the board, but he has certain qualities (he’s white) that would make him appealing (he’s white) on pretty much any team (white), including mine (I heart whites).
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QB
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Brady Quinn
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Notre Dame
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Sr.
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[venis2k1]

wow, thats ******ed

[Philagape]

:huh:

[Carlton Bailey]

LMAO! Where'd you get that?

[BAM]

Oh sorry I forgot the link: http://www.thebrushback.com/mockdraft07.htm

I like the info under the Ravens pick... lol

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G
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Ben Grubbs
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Auburn
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Sr.
</td> </tr> </tbody></table> The Bills decided to go with no running back at all rather than keep Willis McGahee, which shows you what an amazing “coup” it was for the Ravens to get him. They should draft an offensive lineman here to give him more time to tap dance before being swarmed by defenders.

[camelcowboy]

wow

[Bert102176]

that is so damned messed up, no way Peterson falls that far

[patmoran2006]

I think Denver's pick is funny (and true)
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OLB
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Paul Posluszny
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Penn State
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</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE width=678 border=1><TBODY><TR><TD width=668 bgColor=#cccccc>They can pick anybody here because they really don't have any holes. Actually, when they pick this guy they’ll have a hole at linebacker. </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

[camelcowboy]

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JaMarcus Russell


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</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE width=678 border=1><TBODY><TR><TD width=668 bgColor=#cccccc>If you asked a scientist to build a prototypical quarterback of the future, he would come up with JaMarcus Russell. This guy eats Peyton Manning and ****s Tom Brady. He once threw a pass 400 yards from on his back while wearing mittens. Still, I expect him to be a major disappointment.</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
:lol:

[Earthquake Enyart]

This guy was born in Nigeria or something and has overcome a bunch of adversity which means he’ll be a good run stopper, I guess. I don’t know. If he’s so smart, what was he doing being born in Nigeria in the first place?

Good analysis.

[OpIv37]

I don't know how much more obvious this could get. We have no linebackers. If Patrick Willis is on the board, he's the pick. Period. Now, if he goes before our pick, that's when you might see a trade down, maybe something that results in us having 2 late first round picks for Pos and Lynch.

[BAM]

And in case anyone is interested, here is a review of last year's 1st round....

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Mario Williams
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NC State
</td> <td height="42" width="89">
JR
</td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table border="1" width="678"> <tbody><tr> <td bgcolor="#cccccc" width="668">Before you criticize the Texans, consider this: Mario Williams has been compared favorably to Jevon Kearse. Ok, now you can criticize them, because I wouldn’t give Jevon Kearse $54 million if he was holding my baby for ransom.
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</td> <td width="57">
RB
</td> <td width="267">
Reggie Bush
</td> <td width="106">
USC
</td> <td height="42" width="89">
JR
</td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table border="1" width="678"> <tbody><tr> <td bgcolor="#ffffcc" height="32" width="667">The Saints were just sitting there, minding their own business, when all of a sudden Reggie Bush dropped into their laps. The same thing happened to me, but it was at a nightclub and Bush was hammered on seven Zimas. Heavy son of a *****, too.
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</td> <td width="56">
QB
</td> <td width="266">
Vince Young
</td> <td width="106">
Texas
</td> <td height="42" width="90">
SR
</td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table border="1" width="678"> <tbody><tr> <td bgcolor="#cccccc" width="667">Throwing the ball sidearm can actually be pretty effective if you’re playing baseball because it upsets the batter’s timing. In football, it tends to result in passes wedged in the linebacker’s face mask.
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</td> <td width="58">
OT
</td> <td width="266">
D'Brickashaw Ferguson
</td> <td width="105">
Virginia
</td> <td height="42" width="90">
SR
</td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table border="1" width="678"> <tbody><tr> <td bgcolor="#ffffcc" width="667">The Jets desperately needed a tackle here and they got the best one in the draft in Ferguson. Yes, they could’ve gone with Matt Leinart, but the scouts weren’t sold on his pass-blocking skills.
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</td> <td width="58">
LB
</td> <td width="266">
AJ Hawk
</td> <td width="105">
Ohio State
</td> <td height="42" width="90">
SR
</td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table border="1" width="678"> <tbody><tr> <td bgcolor="#cccccc" width="667"> AJ Hawk is a real character guy who can get in there and make all the little plays. Translation: he’s white.
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</td> <td width="58">
TE
</td> <td width="266">
Vernon Davis
</td> <td width="105">
Maryland
</td> <td height="42" width="90">
JR
</td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table border="1" width="678"> <tbody><tr> <td bgcolor="#ffffcc" width="669">Vernon Davis has great hands and provides a really big target for a quarterback. He still might not be big enough for Alex Smith, though. Maybe he can have another tight end stand on his shoulders.
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</td> <td width="58">
S
</td> <td width="266">
Michael Huff
</td> <td width="105">
Texas
</td> <td height="42" width="90">
SR
</td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table border="1" width="678"> <tbody><tr> <td bgcolor="#cccccc" width="667"> Safety is an important position, but couldn’t they have filled it later in the draft? I’m sure there was a tight end in the late rounds capable of standing downfield and waiting around for someone to tackle.
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</td> <td width="58">
S
</td> <td width="266">
Donte Whitner
</td> <td width="105">
Ohio State
</td> <td height="42" width="90">
JR
</td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table border="1" width="678"> <tbody><tr> <td bgcolor="#ffffcc" width="667"> The Bills did a good job selecting someone who isn’t that good, so they don’t have to pay him millions of dollars and put up with his cocky attitude.
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</td> <td width="58">
LB
</td> <td width="266">
Ernie Sims
</td> <td width="105">
FSU
</td> <td height="42" width="90">
SR
</td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table border="1" width="678"> <tbody><tr> <td bgcolor="#cccccc" width="668"> The Lions took several players in the draft, apparently signaling the end of their current roster. If those guys were all so good, they would never have bothered looking for replacements, would they?
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</td> <td width="58">
QB
</td> <td width="266">
Matt Leinart
</td> <td width="105">
USC
</td> <td height="42" width="90">
SR
</td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table border="1" width="678"> <tbody><tr> <td bgcolor="#ffffcc" width="668">Leinart made the right decision in not entering the draft after last season. Sure he would’ve been the top pick in the draft, but he never would’ve had a chance to lose the Rose Bowl.
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QB
</td> <td width="266">
Jay Cutler
</td> <td width="105">
Vanderbilt
</td> <td height="42" width="90">
SR
</td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table border="1" width="678"> <tbody><tr> <td bgcolor="#cccccc" width="667">The Broncos just found Jake Plummer’s replacement. Cutler actually has some things in common with Plummer, in that he’s a tough, hard-nosed player who hasn’t accomplished a damn thing in his whole career.
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</td> <td width="58">
DT
</td> <td width="266">
Haloti Ngata
</td> <td width="105">
Oregon
</td> <td height="42" width="90">
SR
</td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table border="1" width="678"> <tbody><tr> <td bgcolor="#ffffcc" width="668"> I don’t know why they picked this guy. I don’t know anything about him, really. Never done an ounce of research on him. So I guess you could say I'm not impressed.
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</td> <td width="58">
DE
</td> <td width="266">
Kamerion Wimbley
</td> <td width="105">
FSU
</td> <td height="42" width="90">
SR
</td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table border="1" width="678"> <tbody><tr> <td bgcolor="#cccccc" width="667"> This was a huge reach as Kamerion Wimbley was rated very low on my draft board. According my scouting reports, Joseph should have gone in the fifth round and the Browns should have selected nobody here. Wait a minute. That can’t be right.
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</td> <td width="58">
DT
</td> <td width="266">
Brodrick Bunkley
</td> <td width="105">
FSU
</td> <td height="42" width="90">
SR
</td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table border="1" width="678"> <tbody><tr> <td bgcolor="#ffffcc" width="668">This is a nice pick, but will his criminal background come back to haunt the Eagles? What, he doesn’t have a criminal background? I thought he went to Florida State.
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</td> <td width="58">
S
</td> <td width="266">
Tye Hill
</td> <td width="105">
Clemson
</td> <td height="42" width="90">
SR
</td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table border="1" width="678"> <tbody><tr> <td bgcolor="#cccccc" width="668"> Probably the worst pick that the Rams could have made here. They have so many holes to fill and they pick a cornerback who used to “run track?” Please. If he was such a great track runner why the hell did he switch to football?
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</td> <td width="58">
CB
</td> <td width="266">
Jason Allen
</td> <td width="105">
Tennessee
</td> <td height="42" width="90">
SR
</td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table border="1" width="678"> <tbody><tr> <td bgcolor="#ffffcc" width="668"> The Dolphins defense finally got a little younger with the addition of Allen, a cornerback out of Tennessee who had his starting job taken from him last year when he started whining about his hip. That’s not going to fly under Nick Saban.
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</td> <td width="58">
LB
</td> <td width="266">
Chad Greenway
</td> <td width="105">
Iowa
</td> <td height="42" width="90">
SR
</td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table border="1" width="678"> <tbody><tr> <td bgcolor="#cccccc" width="667"> This is the player they needed, clearly the missing link between them and the Super Bowl. The only question now is: can they repeat in 2007?
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</td> <td width="58">
LB
</td> <td width="266">
Bobby Carpenter
</td> <td width="105">
Ohio St
</td> <td height="42" width="90">
SR
</td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table border="1" width="678"> <tbody><tr> <td bgcolor="#ffffcc" width="668"> They should've drafted the Under Armour guy. Did you see the new commercial? I’ve never seen anybody so pumped up. He’s obviously a great leader, too. Only downside is he’s not going to be passing any of those urine tests, if you know what I mean (wink wink).
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</td> <td width="58">
CB
</td> <td width="266">
Antonio Cromartie
</td> <td width="105">
FSU
</td> <td height="42" width="90">
JR
</td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table border="1" width="678"> <tbody><tr> <td bgcolor="#cccccc" width="668"> Now that the Chargers are set at the quarterback position (lol) they can concentrate on the defense, and Cromartie is a speedy cornerback that will bring something new to the Chargers secondary: talent. Pay attention, Quentin Jammer. You might learn something from this guy.
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</td> <td width="58">
DE
</td> <td width="266">
Tamba Hali
</td> <td width="105">
Penn St
</td> <td height="42" width="90">
SR
</td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table border="1" width="678"> <tbody><tr> <td bgcolor="#ffffcc" width="668">The Chiefs love Tamba Hali’s arms, which are perfect for arm tackling, the Chiefs main defensive strategy. They have secondary strategies, too, such as lying on the ground and getting stepped on.
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</td> <td width="58">
RB
</td> <td width="266">
Laurence Maroney
</td> <td width="105">
Minnesota
</td> <td height="42" width="90">
JR
</td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table border="1" width="678"> <tbody><tr> <td bgcolor="#cccccc" width="668">Still can’t believe the Texans took Mario Williams. Damn.
</td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table border="1" width="678"> <tbody><tr> <td bgcolor="#ffffcc" width="40">
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</td> <td width="58">
LB
</td> <td width="266">
Manny Lawson
</td> <td width="105">
NC State
</td> <td height="42" width="90">
LB
</td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table border="1" width="678"> <tbody><tr> <td bgcolor="#ffffcc" width="668">The good thing about Manny Lawson is that he can easily be converted to a quarterback. You just have to place him behind center. That would pretty much do it.
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</td> <td height="49" width="79">
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</td> <td width="58">
G
</td> <td width="266">
Davin Joseph
</td> <td width="105">
Oklahoma
</td> <td height="42" width="90">
SR
</td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table border="1" width="678"> <tbody><tr> <td bgcolor="#cccccc" width="668"> Most draft picks end up as either busts or special teams players. This guy will probably be a bust because offensive lineman don’t usually play on special teams.
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</td> <td height="49" width="79">
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</td> <td width="58">
CB
</td> <td width="266">
Johnathan Joseph
</td> <td width="105">
S Carolina
</td> <td height="42" width="90">
JR
</td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table border="1" width="678"> <tbody><tr> <td bgcolor="#ffffcc" width="668"> The scouting report calls Joseph “a raw prospect who needs a lot of development.” Well then he should fit in with the rest of the Bengals defense. He’ll probably immediately be named captain.
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</td> <td width="58">
WR
</td> <td width="266">
Santonio Holmes
</td> <td width="105">
Ohio St
</td> <td height="42" width="90">
JR
</td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table border="1" width="678"> <tbody><tr> <td bgcolor="#cccccc" width="667"> The Steelers expect Santonio Holmes to take over for Hines Ward, whose career is pretty much over. Hopefully he goes out gracefully, unlike Jerome Bettis who embarrassed himself last season by stumbling ass backwards into the Super Bowl.
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</td> <td width="58">
DT
</td> <td width="266">
John McCargo
</td> <td width="105">
NC State
</td> <td height="42" width="90">
JR
</td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table border="1" width="678"> <tbody><tr> <td bgcolor="#ffffcc" width="668"> The bad news: all the draft experts disapproved of this pick. The good news: none of those people know what the **** they’re talking about.
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</td> <td width="58">
RB
</td> <td width="266">
DeAngelo Williams
</td> <td width="105">
Memphis
</td> <td height="42" width="90">
SR
</td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table border="1" height="25" width="678"> <tbody><tr> <td bgcolor="#cccccc" width="668"> The Panthers’ other running back, DeShaun Foster, is as fragile as they come. He’s fine as long as nobody tries to tackle him, but you know those defenders. Stubborn stubborn stubborn. Always with the tackling.
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</td> <td width="58">
TE
</td> <td width="266">
Marcedes Lewis
</td> <td width="105">
UCLA
</td> <td height="42" width="90">
SR
</td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table border="1" width="678"> <tbody><tr> <td bgcolor="#ffffcc" width="669"> Will this be the pick that gets the Jaguars to the next level? Yes, but the next level is winning one playoff game.
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</td> <td width="58">
C
</td> <td width="266">
Nick Mangold
</td> <td width="105">
Ohio State
</td> <td height="42" width="90">
SR
</td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table border="1" width="678"> <tbody><tr> <td bgcolor="#cccccc" width="668">When Jay Cutler is leading the Broncos to the Super Bowl this year, the Jets can watch the game at D’Brickashaw Ferguson’s house and slowly drink themselves to death.
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</td> <td width="58">
RB
</td> <td width="266">
Joseph Addai
</td> <td width="105">
LSU
</td> <td height="42" width="90">
SR
</td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table border="1" width="678"> <tbody><tr> <td bgcolor="#ffffcc" width="668">The great thing about Addai, and the thing the Colts scouts are most impressed by, is the fact that he wasn’t even the featured back in college. That’s the kind of player who can step in and make a big impact on your practice squad.
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</td> <td width="58">
CB
</td> <td width="266">
Kelly Jennings
</td> <td width="105">
Miami
</td> <td height="42" width="90">
SR
</td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table border="1" width="678"> <tbody><tr> <td bgcolor="#cccccc" width="668">The Seahawks were a couple of misguided audibles away from a Super Bowl victory last season, so naturally they had to go out and acquire a mediocre cornerback. It’s tough down here at the bottom of the round.
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</td> <td width="58">
DE
</td> <td width="266">
Mathias Kiwanuka
</td> <td width="105">
BC
</td> <td height="42" width="90">
SR
</td> </tr> </tbody></table> Kiwanuka is a raw player who’s a bit undersized and can’t defend against the run. Under Tom Coughlin’s tutelage, however, he should become really adept at showing up to meetings on time.

[Michael82]

:lmao:

[camelcowboy]

I don't know how much more obvious this could get. We have no linebackers. If Patrick Willis is on the board, he's the pick. Period. Now, if he goes before our pick, that's when you might see a trade down, maybe something that results in us having 2 late first round picks for Pos and Lynch.

Op its a joke thread don't be afraid to laugh it won't crack your face :up:

[gr8slayer]

Quinn at 32? hahhaha

[camelcowboy]

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LB
</TD><TD width=266>
AJ Hawk
</TD><TD width=105>
Ohio State
</TD><TD width=90 height=42>
SR
</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE width=678 border=1><TBODY><TR><TD width=667 bgColor=#cccccc>AJ Hawk is a real character guy who can get in there and make all the little plays. Translation: he’s white. </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

my favorite

[Ed]

That was hilarious. It's nice to have some humor once in a while since things can get so heated and serious around here.

[Saratoga Slim]

If anyone is taking this mock seriously, go drink a beer.

Good find bam. brushback.com is funniest when you're not expecting it, like here.

[Pinkerton Security]

And in case anyone is interested, here is a review of last year's 1st round....

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</TD><TD width=266>
John McCargo


</TD><TD width=105>
NC State


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JR


</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE width=678 border=1><TBODY><TR><TD width=668 bgColor=#ffffcc>The bad news: all the draft experts disapproved of this pick. The good news: none of those people know what the **** they’re talking about.

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thats just awesome

[gr8slayer]

thats just awesome
Hopefully it works out that way.

[Pinkerton Security]

If quarterbacks were evaluated solely on passing yards (like in the olden days), Vince Young would have been considered one of the worst quarterbacks in the NFL last year. Luckily, quarterbacking appears to be based on your team’s won-loss record and the amount of times pundits say your name. Vince Young! There, that’s one MVP vote for next year.




another great one, which i completely agree with

[gr8slayer]

If quarterbacks were evaluated solely on passing yards (like in the olden days), Vince Young would have been considered one of the worst quarterbacks in the NFL last year. Luckily, quarterbacking appears to be based on your team’s won-loss record and the amount of times pundits say your name. Vince Young! There, that’s one MVP vote for next year.




another great one, which i completely agree with
Go get 'em Rex Grossman.

[madness]

:spit: I don't know what's funnier. This mock draft or the people that took it seriously. **** it, they're both hilarious.

[Dr. Lecter]

I don't know how much more obvious this could get. We have no linebackers. If Patrick Willis is on the board, he's the pick. Period. Now, if he goes before our pick, that's when you might see a trade down, maybe something that results in us having 2 late first round picks for Pos and Lynch.

I would have never thought you would get the "Tard of the thread" award, but you did.

:shortbus:

[OpIv37]

I would have never thought you would get the "Tard of the thread" award, but you did.

:shortbus:

I'll kick your ass for that comment later. Right now I'm busy licking the window.

[jamesiscool]

I'll kick your ass for that comment later. Right now I'm busy licking the window.

:rofl:

[Mad Bomber]

:roflmao: This is great!

I love this one:
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:roflmao: This is great!

I love this one:
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Dude, that is one creepy avatar. Nice work!

[BAM]

This forum needed something like this.

[Tatonka]

that is so damned messed up, no way Peterson falls that far

have a sense of humor