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Earthquake Enyart
03-13-2003, 09:41 PM
You all know you want me to reach the final 2 so you can all take your pot shots at me. Donate money (or at least post here ya lazy bastards) so I can make log rich and advance.

Thanks in advance for all your help, and good luck in your future endeavors.

Kind regards,

EE

Dozerdog
03-13-2003, 09:46 PM
Sorry- I just gave it all to Sally Struthers....:bigmike:

Gunzlingr
03-13-2003, 09:53 PM
I should be rating EE's post negatively so that he loses money! :snicker:

Dozerdog
03-13-2003, 09:55 PM
Gunz! Getting Brian H disease? Got a taste of the glory and now you're bitter? :shakeno:

buck up, cowboy! :cowboy:

Gunzlingr
03-13-2003, 10:21 PM
Nah, read my memoirs, EE has my vote for champion!

Fat Tony
03-14-2003, 12:28 AM
Please keep EE out of a wheelchair. Your donations can keep this young man healthy....:injured: :abe:

northernbillfan
03-14-2003, 02:31 AM
Here EE, from the Zones most generous poster, I give you all of the ZB's you get with this one single reply.

That'll teach ya to vote me off the island! :D

shelby
03-14-2003, 04:23 AM
:spit:

it's all coming back to bite ya in the @$$ now, Double E....;)

:biggrin:

Earthquake Enyart
03-14-2003, 07:23 AM
:pir:

There. There's some entertainment.

Zone bucks please....

BillC
03-14-2003, 07:28 AM
Hey- I'll be the Master of Ceremonies-

Call now! First 100 callers will get a free "I'm a Fat Pansy" T shirt for a zonebuck donation of $25 or more!

Operators standing by!

http://www.palmettohealth.com/childrens/volunteer/images/telethon.jpg

BillC
03-14-2003, 07:34 AM
( Fake Tears)

Let me tell you a story people, about an underpriveledged young man who fought his way out of the ghettos of Eden, NY to become a fanatasy hockey mogul.

*fake sobbbing*

Afflicted with incontinence and Altzheiers since he was 13, this courageous old man fought through bannings and general hatred by the nation of Canada to make it here this far.....
:abe:

*sniff... I can't continue...*

Here is Stosh and Stan donating their time from the Cheektowaga Polish Falcon's club....

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BillC
03-14-2003, 07:40 AM
For $50 donation, you ladys can have Jack Nicholson and Sly Stallone talk dirty to you.....

http://www.people.virginia.edu/~slj7e/terrorism/telethon.jpg

As you know, it's all about giving back to the community that has given so much to them.....

BillC
03-14-2003, 07:41 AM
Phone lines still open! Call 1-800- :abe::abe::abe:-:abe::abe::abe::abe:

BillC
03-14-2003, 07:46 AM
Just remember what Carrot Top says-

Dial down trhe center when making your pledge!!

Earthquake Enyart
03-14-2003, 07:47 AM
:rofl:

At least you aren't bitter like some other people I know..... :eek:

BillC
03-14-2003, 07:49 AM
Feelings, nothing more than feelings,
trying to forget my feelings of love.
Teardrops rolling down on my face,
trying to forget my feelings of love.

Feelings, for all my life I'll feel it.
I wish I've never met you, girl; you'll never come again.

Feelings, wo-o-o feelings,
wo-o-o, feel you again in my arms.

Feelings, feelings like I've never lost you
and feelings like I've never have you again in my heart.

Feelings, for all my life I'll feel it.
I wish I've never met you, girl; you'll never come again.

Feelings, feelings like I've never lost you
and feelings like I've never have you again in my life.

Feelings, wo-o-o feelings,
wo-o-o, feelings again in my arms.
Feelings...(repeat & fade)




Please.... do it for EE, because he's one old Mo Fo

1-800- :abe::abe::abe:- :abe::abe::abe::abe:

BillC
03-14-2003, 07:50 AM
C'mon people... get those phones ringing! Depends ain't cheap!

BillC
03-14-2003, 07:51 AM
Let's go to the phone... Our next caller is............

#89
03-14-2003, 08:09 AM
all my Zonebucks to EE

I hear he is a charity case.

The Colonel
03-14-2003, 08:25 AM
I ain't donating jack :horse: . However, I would be more than willing to loan the money at an exorbitantly high interest rate!

BillC
03-14-2003, 08:34 AM
Thanks, #89-Just dump the coffee can full O'cash into the barrel!

Our next caller please!

Who are you, where you calling from, and how much are you going to donate? :phone:

Valerie
03-14-2003, 08:44 AM
Sorry, Earthquake. I already donated my money to someone else. But, I will post in this thread to add a little to your pot.

What I want to know is where the hell the Colonel got all his money from. I'm as poor as church mouse! And I still owe Phil $3,000.

#89
03-14-2003, 09:01 AM
out in trade.:sukrpnch:

I probably would never use them for anything anyway.

I just can't see why LOF wants more tan the 30G's he has.
It's better to be poor.:hang:

lordofgun
03-14-2003, 09:03 AM
I'm going for 2003 greediest poster. :snicker:

Earthquake Enyart
03-14-2003, 09:26 AM
You still won't beat Jaded.

lordofgun
03-14-2003, 09:28 AM
I know. :sadwalk:

Fat Tony
03-14-2003, 10:45 AM
I'd like to pledge $40,000 for EE.....wha?... it's over? .... oh... never mind

northernbillfan
03-14-2003, 02:01 PM
Here ya go EE, another contribution from me. :evil:

The Colonel
03-14-2003, 02:18 PM
Originally posted by Jaded 7
Sorry, Earthquake. I already donated my money to someone else. But, I will post in this thread to add a little to your pot.

What I want to know is where the hell the Colonel got all his money from. I'm as poor as church mouse! And I still owe Phil $3,000.

:monte: extortion is the name of the game, little lady. I would loan you 3000 to pay Phil, but then you would pay me back 5000. Sound good?

Brian H
03-16-2003, 12:21 PM
Originally posted by Dozerdog
Gunz! Getting Brian H disease? Got a taste of the glory and now you're bitter? :shakeno:

buck up, cowboy! :cowboy:

I never tasted glory look at me damn it !!!:nana: