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mybills
08-20-2002, 11:49 AM
<b>How many members of your sign does it take to change a light bulb?</b>


<b>ARIES:</b> Just one. You want to make something of it?

<b>TAURUS:</b> One, but just try to convince them that the burned-out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.

<b>GEMINI:</b> Two, but the job never gets done -- they just keep discussing who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done!

<b>CANCER:</b> Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grieving process.

<b>LEO:</b> Leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out.

<b>VIRGO:</b> Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- one millionth.

<b>LIBRA:</b> Er, two. Or maybe one. No, on second thought, make that two. Is that okay with you?

<b>SCORPIO:</b> That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.

<b>SAGITTARIUS:</b> The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?

<b>CAPRICORN:</b> I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

<b>AQUARIUS:</b> Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so....

<b>PISCES:</b> Light bulb? What light bulb?
MissBuffalo
08-20-2002, 11:56 AM
SAGITTARIUS: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?

OMG that's so me!!!!!! Good one mybills, can you email that to me somehow????
ArcticWildMan
08-20-2002, 11:58 AM
I don't get the Libra one :scratch:
Ebenezer
08-20-2002, 12:02 PM
"TAURUS: One, but just try to convince them that the burned-out bulb is useless and should be thrown away."


Gee, why do people think I am a pack rat???
Valerie
08-20-2002, 12:13 PM
"LIBRA: Er, two. Or maybe one. No, on second thought, make that two. Is that okay with you?"

That is soooooo true, MyBills. :) I can never make up my mind, I always second guess myself and I ALWAYS make sure my decision is okay with everyone else. lol
Cntrygal
08-20-2002, 12:27 PM
CAPRICORN: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

:lol:

and to think I almost didn't even read this... I have very little interest in the zodiac signs. lol
Ð
08-20-2002, 12:31 PM
Originally posted by mybills
<b>SAGITTARIUS:</b> The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?

You've just described me to a "t" :D
mybills
08-20-2002, 12:32 PM
Originally posted by MissBuffalo
SAGITTARIUS:

OMG that's so me!!!!!! Good one mybills, can you email that to me somehow????

Sure MissBuff, but you could always copy & paste it to Word or something...let me know.

Mine is pretty accurate too...
<b>ARIES:</b> Just one. You want to make something of it?
I can be a bitch..lol
SABURZFAN
08-20-2002, 04:21 PM
Originally posted by Cntrygal
CAPRICORN: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

:lol:

and to think I almost didn't even read this... I have very little interest in the zodiac signs. lol



ditto
casdhf
08-20-2002, 05:45 PM
AQUARIUS: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so....

huh?
shelby
08-20-2002, 06:08 PM
PISCES: Light bulb? What light bulb?

this is so not me....i have a heightened sense of reality.
For me it would be more like....it's a :angry: lightbulb....who cares?
Sabre Ally
08-20-2002, 06:58 PM
Originally posted by casdhf
AQUARIUS: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so....

huh?

Maybe this means there's a reason I'm a slacker. I'd be wasting energy if I bothered to change that light bulb. :finfan:
RedEyE
08-20-2002, 07:01 PM
VIRGO: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- one millionth.

That's me to a T
SoCalBillsFan
08-20-2002, 07:06 PM
Im a gemini, and that's not me. This thread wasted my time. I want my money back :D