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  • Gunzlingr
    Registered User
    • Jul 2002
    • 45976

    Caption this

    SI photo of Rookies going thru minicamp- all the rest of the photos had them suited up and actually doing something:

    You think you're hot **** in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup!
  • Night Train
    Retired - On Several Levels
    • Jul 2005
    • 33117

    #2
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    " This bike ain't movin' ! "
    Anonymity is an abused privilege, abused most by people who mistake vitriol for wisdom and cynicism for wit

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    • Gunzlingr
      Registered User
      • Jul 2002
      • 45976

      #3
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      "someday I might get to out there practicin' with the guys. There is always next year"
      You think you're hot **** in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup!

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      • The last buffalo fan
        I told the pet store guy "How else am I supposed to get the mouse out of my ass?"
        • Sep 2004
        • 18204

        #4
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        "Wow Mom, thanks for my new bike. It is so gay eerr nice, that matchs with my uniform now"
        The Mexican & too!!

        - Adriano & Emiliano, the next Villa & Zapata. Viva Mexico, cabrones!!! -

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        • Pinkerton Security
          Pinkerton's son
          • Feb 2006
          • 6003

          #5
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          "Suckers! I'm rich bi***!"

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          • mybills
            81 st zoner
            • Jul 2002
            • 61717

            #6
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            Originally posted by Gunzlingr

            "The only fan I have is this one between my feet."
            I didn't come here to fight, I hate fighting. Life is way too short to spend it on fighting! Go fight with yourself, one of you will eventually win!

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            • Ickybaluky
              Registered User
              • Jul 2003
              • 8884

              #7
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              "I bet Brady Quinn can't ride a bike like me!"

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              • raphael120
                Jason Peters rigorous at home training regiment
                • Oct 2005
                • 5152

                #8
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                Dolphins Visor: $20

                Dolphins Replica Jersey: $75

                Being a rookie getting paid $10,000/day to ride a stationary bike while others bust their butts doing drills: Priceless

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                • madness
                  Registered User
                  • Apr 2003
                  • 13690

                  #9
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                  .o0O(Ewww, that pass was fuglee! WTF am I supposed to do? Everybody knows I can only catch the long ball. Hmm, maybe we can put Dante's torso on that tripod! Wait, am I supposed to be peddling this thing? Damn, rehab is hard!)

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                  • OpIv37
                    Acid Douching Asswipe
                    • Sep 2002
                    • 101303

                    #10
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                    "Hey, Coach- are the other guys cooled off yet? I'm getting kinda tired....

                    damn, I shoulda held out for a team with one of them Cool Zone fan thingy's"
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                    • Generalissimus Gibby
                      Registered User
                      • Jun 2006
                      • 18211

                      #11
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                      wow, coach tells me that I should get used to staying on this bike because the offense isn't going to see the field to often because other teams will be conducting lots of clock eating drives against us.

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                      • Mr. Miyagi
                        Lecter's Little *****

                        • Sep 2002
                        • 53616

                        #12
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                        Originally posted by mybills
                        "The only fan I have is this one between my feet."
                        Great one!

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                        • Mad Bomber
                          Registered User
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 12927

                          #13
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                          Originally posted by mybills
                          "The only fan I have is this one between my feet."
                          We have a winner!

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                          • Devin
                            The Octagon
                            • Apr 2003
                            • 23878

                            #14
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                            The most expensive punt returner on the planet!
                            http://gridironjunkies.net/forums/index.php

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                            • MTBillsFan
                              Registered User
                              • May 2003
                              • 1405

                              #15
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                              I wonder if Ricky will give me some of stash to make my foot feel better?
                              Send me some wings!

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