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Earthquake Enyart
06-07-2007, 07:59 AM
He looks kinda sketchy to me.

Ickybaluky
06-07-2007, 08:01 AM
I bet the "Ralph is Cheap" crowd will say they got him at half-price.

Pinkerton Security
06-07-2007, 08:04 AM
I bet the "Ralph is Cheap" crowd will say they got him at half-price.

I was just thinking something similiar, along the lines of "he was on sale for 40% off"

patmoran2006
06-07-2007, 08:14 AM
spam!

BlackMetalNinja
06-07-2007, 08:18 AM
Never trust a midget... unless the midget is trying to make you laugh... then always trust them!

Jan Reimers
06-07-2007, 08:24 AM
He's kinda' growing on me.

Jan Reimers
06-07-2007, 08:25 AM
Oh, and I think technically he's a dwarf - so might be useful in bowling.

madness
06-07-2007, 08:26 AM
I think he should be our RB. He could hold onto Dockery or Peters leg and nobody would even notice as they "block" their way into the endzone. Not only would it be hilarious to see Peters or Dockery run with a midget attached to their leg, but it would also be funny to see the defense running around looking for the midget.

Cue the Benny Hill theme song!

bigbub2352
06-07-2007, 08:27 AM
He looks kinda sketchy to me.
Thanks for the laugh this morning, he does look shady, i remember the first time i seen him on the feild at a home game i was like wtf!

Buckets
06-07-2007, 10:58 AM
Yuo guys are messed up.

casdhf
06-07-2007, 11:08 AM
I heard he can run the 40 in 13 flat

Night Train
06-07-2007, 11:14 AM
His memory isn't short. He could probably put you down with a straight right to the sack.

NorthCarBills
06-07-2007, 11:21 AM
Our real trainer is being held hostage somewhere "under the rainbow."

BAM
06-07-2007, 11:35 AM
He's a sheister for sure.

patmoran2006
06-07-2007, 11:39 AM
Our real trainer is being held hostage somewhere "under the rainbow."
NE signed our real trainer.. Didn't you see the 26 minute segment on that during NFL Live?

Mark Scherleth (however you spell that jerkoffs name) called it the best non-personnel move this offseason. Sean Salisbury whipped it out and started spanking right there.

Mr. Miyagi
06-07-2007, 11:48 AM
NE signed our real trainer.. Didn't you see the 26 minute segment on that during NFL Live?

Mark Scherleth (however you spell that jerkoffs name) called it the best non-personnel move this offseason. Sean Salisbury whipped it out and started spanking right there.
:rofl:

BADTHINGSMAN
06-07-2007, 06:02 PM
Never trust a midget... unless the midget is trying to make you laugh... then always trust them!

That should be your quote instead of registered user..

FlyingDutchman
06-07-2007, 06:23 PM
Must suck being at his eye level after the game near the shower room

feldspar
06-07-2007, 08:40 PM
Who the hell is that midget, anyway?

I love that guy.

FlyingDutchman
06-07-2007, 09:04 PM
I heard he can run the 40 in 13 flat

LMAO. I know im going to hell for this, but he looks like he pinched a load in his pants or possibly sharted when he runs.

mikemac2001
06-07-2007, 10:29 PM
BEST POST EVER!!!!!

Omg midget man is awesome...to many funny comments....Awesome!

THE END OF ALL DAYS
06-07-2007, 10:34 PM
Funniest dang thread of the year!

SABURZFAN
06-07-2007, 10:37 PM
He looks kinda sketchy to me.


BF1 is ok with me. :up:

SABURZFAN
06-07-2007, 10:37 PM
I bet the "Ralph is Cheap" crowd will say they got him at half-price.



:rofl:

FlyingDutchman
06-07-2007, 10:53 PM
Hes probably bigger than Shaud Williams

Carlton Bailey
06-07-2007, 11:07 PM
Greatest thread ever. Brilliance, Earthquake.

mikemac2001
06-09-2007, 12:38 PM
bump

YardRat
06-09-2007, 12:44 PM
I heard he has a short temper.

raphael120
06-09-2007, 05:51 PM
Sean Salisbury whipped it out and started spanking right there.

:lmao:

raphael120
06-09-2007, 05:54 PM
My gf got me tickets to the Bills/Titans game last year and it was my first Bills game in a couple years, we were in the 5th row near the Bills bench and I looked over and saw him and had to do a double take and ask my girl "Did someone drug my Labatt's or is that a friggin midget!?!?"

It was great. I wonder what his job is, half-...time...coordinator? :snicker:

losman420
06-09-2007, 06:25 PM
LOL this thread isn't right. but its funny as hell.