We need to thank Tim Anderson

[OpIv37]

Why, might you ask, do we need to thank the worst player on our team?

Because there is universal agreement that this guy sucks.

Go ahead- start a thread knocking any Bills player other than Anderson, and at least 3 people will disagree and defend that player. But start a thread knocking Anderson, and your pos rep will go through the roof.

Read the camp reports- some say McCargo did good, some say he didn't contribute. Some people say Price had a good day, some say he was invisible. But when it comes to Anderson, every report I've seen says he looks fat and sluggish.

So thanks, Tim- you've helped us reach consensus for the first time ever.

[Mudflap1]

Wasn't this one of those Miller commercials? Real men of genius?

Jon

[justasportsfan]

He looked buffed and cut yesterday.

[Philagape]

He's a uniter.

[OpIv37]

He looked buffed and cut yesterday.

every report I read suggested that he looked like he did his off season conditioning at Old Country Buffet.

[Mad Bomber]

Why, might you ask, do we need to thank the worst player on our team?

Because there is universal agreement that this guy sucks.

Go ahead- start a thread knocking any Bills player other than Anderson, and at least 3 people will disagree and defend that player. But start a thread knocking Anderson, and your pos rep will go through the roof.

Read the camp reports- some say McCargo did good, some say he didn't contribute. Some people say Price had a good day, some say he was invisible. But when it comes to Anderson, every report I've seen says he looks fat and sluggish.

So thanks, Tim- you've helped us reach consensus for the first time ever.

:posrep:

[justasportsfan]

every report I read suggested that he looked like he did his off season conditioning at Old Country Buffet. you should believe me before those reports.

[Mad Bomber]

He looked buffed and cut yesterday.
Here's the only only way I associate the words "Tim Anderson" and "cut"
http://sugarmtnfarm.com/blog/uploaded_images/PorkCutsChart-719786.jpg

[justasportsfan]

Here's the only only way I associate the words "Tim Anderson" and "cut"


Perfect!

[mikemac2001]

Here's the only only way I associate the words "Tim Anderson" and "cut"
http://sugarmtnfarm.com/blog/uploaded_images/PorkCutsChart-719786.jpg

Whats with the oink

[THATHURMANATOR]

Why, might you ask, do we need to thank the worst player on our team?

Because there is universal agreement that this guy sucks.

Go ahead- start a thread knocking any Bills player other than Anderson, and at least 3 people will disagree and defend that player. But start a thread knocking Anderson, and your pos rep will go through the roof.

Read the camp reports- some say McCargo did good, some say he didn't contribute. Some people say Price had a good day, some say he was invisible. But when it comes to Anderson, every report I've seen says he looks fat and sluggish.

So thanks, Tim- you've helped us reach consensus for the first time ever.

He is definitely the worst player that gets any kind of significant playing time. Did we waste a second rounder on this guy?

[OpIv37]

I want to say he was a 3rd but I'd have to look it up.

[ZacGriffi~82]

Seriously, you look at all the other lineman and just think, wow that guy is massive. With him it's just...wow look at the fatty!

[Mad Bomber]

He is definitely the worst player that gets any kind of significant playing time. Did we waste a second rounder on this guy?
He was a 3rd rounder.

[Mad Bomber]

Whats with the oink
That's just the way Tim talks.

[TedMock]

every report I read suggested that he looked like he did his off season conditioning at Old Country Buffet.

I hate to do this, but conditioning at the buffet might be a good thing for him. I just looked on the Bills official site and NFL.com. Both have him listed at 328. If that's true, he's 24 lbs. heavier. I don't care if he doesn't rack up one single tackle all year. If by some miracle (and a major miracle it would be) he plants his fat arse in the middle and takes up two blockers - job well done.

Now, of course I won't get my hopes us. However, I will hope.

[SquishDaFish]

Hes the best player on this team. You need to stop being so damn negative bastard!! /sarcasm off

[OpIv37]

I hate to do this, but conditioning at the buffet might be a good thing for him. I just looked on the Bills official site and NFL.com. Both have him listed at 328. If that's true, he's 24 lbs. heavier. I don't care if he doesn't rack up one single tackle all year. If by some miracle (and a major miracle it would be) he plants his fat arse in the middle and takes up two blockers - job well done.

Now, of course I won't get my hopes us. However, I will hope.

well, if those 24 lbs came from the weight room, or from a combination of the weight room and the buffet, then he might be okay. If they came exclusively from the buffet, he's in trouble.

And the reports I read lead me to believe he spent more time with a fork in his hand than a dumbell.

[Mad Bomber]

If by some miracle (and a major miracle it would be) he plants his fat arse in the middle and takes up two blockers - job well done.

That would be great, but here's the way he tends to plant his fat arse in the middle:
http://www.billszone.com/coppermine/albums/userpics/10004/normal_Photo085%7E23.jpg (javascript:;)

[Dr. Lecter]

The only players that are universal are Evans and Peters.

So the way I look at it is we have two positive players and one negative player so the Bills are ahead of the game.

(Nall might be a negative, but EE ruins it.)

[justasportsfan]

Now, of course I won't get my hopes us. However, I will hope.:bf1:

[TedMock]

That would be great, but here's the way he tends to plant his fat arse in the middle:
http://www.billszone.com/coppermine/albums/userpics/10004/normal_Photo085%7E23.jpg (javascript:;)

:lol: That's outstanding! Again, I won't get my hopes up!

[OpIv37]

That would be great, but here's the way he tends to plant his fat arse in the middle:
http://www.billszone.com/coppermine/albums/userpics/10004/normal_Photo085%7E23.jpg (javascript:;)

"Hey fat ass: get the **** up before you hurt someone that's worth a damn!"

or, the incredibly obvious:

"EARTHQUUAAAKKE!"

[Dr. Lecter]

If they told him the QB has a hot dog in his pocket, he might be a force in the pass rush.

[hammerbillsfan]

what a tub of lard

[Dr. Lecter]

"Hey fat ass: get the **** up before you hurt someone that's worth a damn!"

or, the incredibly obvious:

"EARTHQUUAAAKKE!"

"Oh ****. Has anybody seen Roscoe?"

[OpIv37]

If they told him the QB has a hot dog in his pocket, he might be a force in the pass rush.

oh man, there are so many places to go with this one but I'm going to keep it relatively clean:

Better hope he doesn't get the wrong "hot dog"- Jeff Garcia's the only QB who wouldn't really mind.

[Mr. Pink]

Op EXCELLENT THREAD!

I couldn't agree with you more on this one. If there is anything that brings Bills fans of all ages together, it's everyone's complete disdain for Fatty Useless Anderson. Much like Bennie Anderson in years past. Must be the name.

[OpIv37]

Op EXCELLENT THREAD!

I couldn't agree with you more on this one. If there is anything that brings Bills fans of all ages together, it's everyone's complete disdain for Fatty Useless Anderson. Much like Bennie Anderson in years past. Must be the name.

Seriously, we need to set some ground rules. No more Anderson's. And if Parrish doesn't step it up soon, no more #11's.

[The last buffalo fan]

Seriously, we need to set some ground rules. No more Anderson's. And if Parrish doesn't step it up soon, no more #11's.

:hi5: Yeah, let's stop *****ing about everything!!!!

[PECKERWOOD]

lol, Tim Anderson is Robo sack reincarnated as a DT.

[Generalissimus Gibby]

How Dare you OPV he makes a great pizza or so I hear. He is the most underrated player we have and the reason that London got all those sacks, tackles, and INTs last year is because Anderson chose to let him have the glory. He's due for a breakout season this year, maybe in the CFL, but a breakout year nonetheless.

(I am being an ass, but yeah you're right OP its hard to find something good to say about this guy)

[dannyek71]

The other day I thought Tim Anderson was doing great! He was flying all over the field, making plays, and looked fit. However, another fan pointed out that it was Roscoe Parrish and not Tim. He said he made the same mistake.

[Philagape]

What I want to know is, who knocked him up?

http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n270/Philagape/TimAnderson.jpg

[Mahdi]

I wonder if the coaches told him to gain a lot of weight so he can play on short yardage situations. I cant see the coaches not noticing his weight, they are very picky bout that stuff, it must have been instructed to him to add the weight.

[justasportsfan]

I can only hope that on Oct. 21 , Willis be underneath that pile.




That would be great, but here's the way he tends to plant his fat arse in the middle:
http://www.billszone.com/coppermine/albums/userpics/10004/normal_Photo085%7E23.jpg (javascript:;)

[MikeInRoch]

Better hope he doesn't get the wrong "hot dog"- Jeff Garcia's the only QB who wouldn't really mind.

I'd agree, except for the fact that he's marrying a Playmate of the Year.

Now Kordell, on the other hand...

[OpIv37]

I'd agree, except for the fact that he's marrying a Playmate of the Year.

Now Kordell, on the other hand...

It's a cover- think Tom Cruise and Tom Brady. They'd make a cute couple if they'd ever come out of the closet.

[Mad Bomber]

The other day I thought Tim Anderson was doing great! He was flying all over the field, making plays, and looked fit. However, another fan pointed out that it was Roscoe Parrish and not Tim. He said he made the same mistake.
I feel better now. I thought I was the only one who kept confusing Roscoe Parrish and Tim Anderson.

[Wally The Barber]

When you consider the depth at DT you better learn to love him!

He's not half as bad as you guys seem to think!

Nobody is THAT BAD!

[OpIv37]

When you consider the depth at DT you better learn to love him!

He's not half as bad as you guys seem to think!

Nobody is THAT BAD!

well last year we had one of the worst DL's in the league and he was the worst player on it- you do the math.