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Voltron
08-14-2007, 09:50 PM
This is Priceless!!!! :rofl:


South Carolina Inmate Hits Michael Vick With '$63,000,000,000 Billion Dollar' Lawsuit Alleging Al Qaeda Ties (http://www.foxnews.com/printer_friendly_story/0,3566,293268,00.html)





Embattled NFL quarterback Michael Vick, facing federal charges related to his alleged participation in dogfighting, has been hit with a "$63,000,000,000 billion dollar" lawsuit filed by a South Carolina inmate who alleges the Atlanta Falcons star stole his pit bulls and sold them on eBay to buy "missiles from Iran," FOX News has learned.
Scumbag College
08-14-2007, 09:53 PM
63 Billion seems tough, but fair.
Voltron
08-14-2007, 09:57 PM
That had to be some expensive Missiles! I am sure he added some for pain and suffering :lol:
cocamide
08-14-2007, 10:03 PM
63 Billion seems tough, but fair.

This article is hilarious. If you take what he says literally, he's not asking for 63 billion, he's asking for 63,000,000,000 billion dollars. That would be $63,000,000,000,000,000,000
Voltron
08-14-2007, 10:06 PM
Whether he is guilty or not I hope that he gets a least a chuckle out of this.
dolphan117
08-14-2007, 10:17 PM
:rofl: And the hits just keep on coming.

63 Billion Billion Dollars!
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jamze132
08-14-2007, 10:32 PM
I think he should pay up.
duhbilz
08-14-2007, 10:35 PM
This is Priceless!!!! :rofl:


South Carolina Inmate Hits Michael Vick With '$63,000,000,000 Billion Dollar' Lawsuit Alleging Al Qaeda Ties (http://www.foxnews.com/printer_friendly_story/0,3566,293268,00.html)

Wasn't that his total earnings in dog fight purses this year? He can afford it!
Throne Logic
08-14-2007, 11:04 PM
"Due to restrictions on typewriters this suit was hand written."

heh

Must be safer to hand out sharpened pencils . . .
RedEyE
08-15-2007, 06:33 AM
Nice!
BlackMetalNinja
08-15-2007, 06:56 AM
He wants it backed by gold and silver and delivered to the front of door of the jail! I love it!
Voltron
08-15-2007, 07:08 AM
Crazy people can sometimes brighten your day with little gems like this :D
Mr. Miyagi
08-15-2007, 07:20 AM
He did it.

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Michael-Vick-R_0.jpg
DMBcrew36
08-15-2007, 07:36 AM
Oh my god. You guys gotta read the filing. Friggin hilarious! http://www.foxnews.com/projects/pdf/riches_jonathan_file.pdf
Voltron
08-15-2007, 08:30 AM
This guy has his name Copy written!!!! :spit:
Voltron
08-17-2007, 03:52 PM
He's at it again!!

Inmate Files Another Bizarre Lawsuit, Names Barry Bonds, Bud Selig and Hank Aaron's Bat (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,293625,00.html)

The prisoner who made headlines by filing a "63,000,000,000 billion dollar" lawsuit against NFL quarterback Michael Vick is at it again, this time suing new home run king Barry Bonds, Major League Baseball Commissioner Bud Selig and a character unable to defend itself — Hank Aaron's bat.
The latest bizarre suit filed Aug. 13 by inmate Jonathan Lee Riches — who is in federal prison in South Carolina for wire fraud — is for "42,000,000 million dollars in Swiss Francs" and alleges that Bonds and Selig are enmeshed in a conspiracy involving steroids to boost TV ratings, according to the complaint, posted on Court TV's TheSmokingGun.com.
Voltron
08-17-2007, 03:53 PM
:rofl:


"Barry Bonds uses Hank Aaron's corked bat during ballgames," writes Riches in the claim. "The bat has a secret chambers [sic] where Barry stores his HGH supplements. Bonds takes them while he awaits [sic] in the batters box."
im4bflo
08-17-2007, 04:25 PM
BYE-BYE Vickie, good riddance :wave: :loser: