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madness
08-30-2007, 11:06 AM
The Alternative: LSD, Madden '07 and me

By: Jay Mohr

This past year my wife and I were dosed at a restaurant. By "dosed" I mean we were drugged. It was a Mexican restaurant that I won't name — but it rhymes with Tel Jurrito. Judging by the way the parking lot of the restaurant was breathing; we both guessed that it was LSD. We both initially panicked. We went home for safety. My wife had a tough time riding it out.

I played Madden and it saved my life.
Neither my wife nor I do drugs. Neither one of us knew what an acid trip was like, but on that afternoon in the San Fernando Valley, we found out in a hurry. It started shortly after we paid our bill and tipped 20 percent (always!). We both started to sweat and get nervous. My wife kept asking me if I thought it was hot in the restaurant, I told her yes and then started wondering, "How does she know that it's hot in the restaurant?!" I excused myself and went to the bathroom. Forty minutes later my wife stuck her head in the men's room and asked me if I was okay. Considering I was just sitting on the toilet, fully clothed, taking my pulse over and over again, I quickly surmised that I was not okay.

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/7117630

:rofl: Great story!
BAM
08-30-2007, 11:16 AM
That's a pretty funny article! I wonder if it's true!?
Mr. Pink
08-30-2007, 11:39 AM
Jay Mohr when he took over the Rome show last week or the week before, can't recall, was "pimping" this article ad naseum. Jay Mohr needs his own show he's freaking hysterical.
THATHURMANATOR
08-30-2007, 12:17 PM
Mohr IMO is much better than Rome.
Mr. Pink
08-30-2007, 12:36 PM
Mohr IMO is much better than Rome.

It's very close in my opinion. I love how some guy called up wanting to talk about the Raiders and he hung up on the dude saying "i had to make sure the line was clear for the next inmate to call out at the prison and that the raiders suck and no one cares."

Mohr is the best guest host when Rome is on vacation though.

I dunno why his show on ESPN didn't last very long.
PECKERWOOD
08-30-2007, 01:08 PM
:rofl:
Mad Bomber
08-30-2007, 02:45 PM
:lmao: Great story!
RedEyE
08-30-2007, 02:53 PM
Where's that restaurant at?
madness
08-30-2007, 03:38 PM
Where's that restaurant at?

He says it was in the San Fernando Valley and the resturant rhymes with 'Tel Jurrito'.

I did a search on mexican restaurants in that area.

Way to disguise the restaurant, Jay. :snicker:




Local Listings

Rubio's Baja Grill
19500 Plummer St Ste B3 - Northridge, CA 91324 - (818) 998-6704

Don Ricardo's Mexican Restaurant
9301 Tampa Ave. Unit 22 - Northridge, CA 91324 - (818) 998-3900

On The Border Mexican Cafe
9301 Tampa Ave Ste 210 - Northridge, CA 91324 - (818) 885-2060

Sharkey's Mexican Grill
9250 Reseda Blvd. Ste 1 - Northridge, CA 91324 - (818) 772-2203

El Torito
17047 Devonshire St. - Northridge, CA 91325 - (818) 363-5031

Tortilla Inn
18114 Parthenia St - Northridge, CA 91325 - (818) 993-9711
Mitchy moo
08-30-2007, 03:53 PM
What a long strange trip it's been.
DynaPaul
08-30-2007, 03:58 PM
I'd sue their asses if I got drugged.
Mudflap1
08-30-2007, 04:20 PM
El Torito is the west coast version of Chi-Chi's. I've seen Jay Mohr do stand up in person out here, he's hilarious. Part of his act is a bit about El Torito. It's actually very good, and El Torito Grill is a more upscale version that is even better. Jay's definitely a party boy though, so I'm not so sure if El Torito really was the culprit or not, if you know what I mean ;)

Jon
mikemac2001
08-30-2007, 06:58 PM
EA SPORTS, "Madden. Ride the snake."

Haha classic im at work bored cant watch game and this cracked me up