BAM
08-30-2007, 02:18 PM
This is the most logical preview I've read yet.
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AFC East
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Buffalo Bills http://www.thebrushback.com/bills_45x45.gif
</td> </tr> <tr> <td height="41"> Strength:
The best way for J.P. Losman to make his teammates better is to stay the hell off the field. Sometimes it’s the little things that don’t show up on the stat sheet that make all the difference.
Weakness:
They should have done more to keep Nate Clements in the fold, like offer him a $100 million contract, making him the highest paid defender in history. That would have made him feel wanted and only cost them around $18 million.
Question Mark:
Marv Levy is still kicking despite being 82-years old. When I get to his age I hope I’m doing the same thing, except with a better team.
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New England Patriots http://www.thebrushback.com/patriots_45x45.gif
</td> </tr> <tr> <td height="41">Strength:
The Patriots may win the Super Bowl this year, but they have sold their soul in the process, which is still way better than keeping your soul and being the Cleveland Browns.
Weakness:
If Asante Samuel can’t come to an agreement with the Patriots, he will have to play for $8 million next year. I can't imagine the horror of having that hanging over your head. The amount of suffering in the world is just unfathomable. It is time for the arising of a new consciousness.
Question Mark:
Is Rodney Harrison 100 percent healthy? It appears so, but there’s a chance he could get injured again, so in that sense he, and every other player in the NFL, is a major question mark.
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Miami Dolphins http://www.thebrushback.com/dolphins_45x45.gif
</td> </tr> <tr> <td height="41">Strength:
Cam Cameron should be able to get some production out of the offense if Trent Green can stay healthy and the line can block. Even if they can't, he’ll still be an offensive whiz in my book. My book is called Stuff That Isn’t True.
Weakness:
The Dolphins pass protection is horrible, but they don’t really have anybody worth protecting, so in a sense it's not really a weakness.
Question mark:
The coaches should make the whole team do extra up-downs every time third-year fullback Kyle Eckel screws up. That will teach him to be a third-year fullback. *******.
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New York Jets http://www.thebrushback.com/jets_45x45.gif
</td> </tr> <tr> <td height="41">Strength:
The team is being pretty hush-hush about Thomas Jones’ leg injury. In fact, they won’t even tell Jones what’s wrong with him. He’s going around thinking he has an arm injury.
Weakness:
Chad Pennington has a weak arm, but he can improve that by going down to the Y and doing some curls. You’d be surprised have fast they build your muscles. Then he should learn how to throw.
Question Mark:
Darrelle Revis is a shut-down cornerback, which means teams will probably be passing on the Jets way less and running on them way more, and their run defense isn’t that great, so the selection of Revis was a puzzling one.
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ENTIRE 2007 AFC PREVIEW (http://www.thebrushback.com/afcpreview07.htm)
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AFC East
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Buffalo Bills http://www.thebrushback.com/bills_45x45.gif
</td> </tr> <tr> <td height="41"> Strength:
The best way for J.P. Losman to make his teammates better is to stay the hell off the field. Sometimes it’s the little things that don’t show up on the stat sheet that make all the difference.
Weakness:
They should have done more to keep Nate Clements in the fold, like offer him a $100 million contract, making him the highest paid defender in history. That would have made him feel wanted and only cost them around $18 million.
Question Mark:
Marv Levy is still kicking despite being 82-years old. When I get to his age I hope I’m doing the same thing, except with a better team.
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New England Patriots http://www.thebrushback.com/patriots_45x45.gif
</td> </tr> <tr> <td height="41">Strength:
The Patriots may win the Super Bowl this year, but they have sold their soul in the process, which is still way better than keeping your soul and being the Cleveland Browns.
Weakness:
If Asante Samuel can’t come to an agreement with the Patriots, he will have to play for $8 million next year. I can't imagine the horror of having that hanging over your head. The amount of suffering in the world is just unfathomable. It is time for the arising of a new consciousness.
Question Mark:
Is Rodney Harrison 100 percent healthy? It appears so, but there’s a chance he could get injured again, so in that sense he, and every other player in the NFL, is a major question mark.
</td> </tr> <tr> <td height="41">
Miami Dolphins http://www.thebrushback.com/dolphins_45x45.gif
</td> </tr> <tr> <td height="41">Strength:
Cam Cameron should be able to get some production out of the offense if Trent Green can stay healthy and the line can block. Even if they can't, he’ll still be an offensive whiz in my book. My book is called Stuff That Isn’t True.
Weakness:
The Dolphins pass protection is horrible, but they don’t really have anybody worth protecting, so in a sense it's not really a weakness.
Question mark:
The coaches should make the whole team do extra up-downs every time third-year fullback Kyle Eckel screws up. That will teach him to be a third-year fullback. *******.
</td> </tr> <tr> <td height="41">
New York Jets http://www.thebrushback.com/jets_45x45.gif
</td> </tr> <tr> <td height="41">Strength:
The team is being pretty hush-hush about Thomas Jones’ leg injury. In fact, they won’t even tell Jones what’s wrong with him. He’s going around thinking he has an arm injury.
Weakness:
Chad Pennington has a weak arm, but he can improve that by going down to the Y and doing some curls. You’d be surprised have fast they build your muscles. Then he should learn how to throw.
Question Mark:
Darrelle Revis is a shut-down cornerback, which means teams will probably be passing on the Jets way less and running on them way more, and their run defense isn’t that great, so the selection of Revis was a puzzling one.
</td></tr></tbody></table>
ENTIRE 2007 AFC PREVIEW (http://www.thebrushback.com/afcpreview07.htm)