2007 AFC Preview

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  • BAM
    Registered User
    • Sep 2003
    • 33135

    2007 AFC Preview

    This is the most logical preview I've read yet.

    AFC East
    Buffalo Bills
    Strength:
    The best way for J.P. Losman to make his teammates better is to stay the hell off the field. Sometimes it’s the little things that don’t show up on the stat sheet that make all the difference.
    Weakness:
    They should have done more to keep Nate Clements in the fold, like offer him a $100 million contract, making him the highest paid defender in history. That would have made him feel wanted and only cost them around $18 million.
    Question Mark:
    Marv Levy is still kicking despite being 82-years old. When I get to his age I hope I’m doing the same thing, except with a better team.
    New England Patriots
    Strength:
    The Patriots may win the Super Bowl this year, but they have sold their soul in the process, which is still way better than keeping your soul and being the Cleveland Browns.
    Weakness:
    If Asante Samuel can’t come to an agreement with the Patriots, he will have to play for $8 million next year. I can't imagine the horror of having that hanging over your head. The amount of suffering in the world is just unfathomable. It is time for the arising of a new consciousness.
    Question Mark:
    Is Rodney Harrison 100 percent healthy? It appears so, but there’s a chance he could get injured again, so in that sense he, and every other player in the NFL, is a major question mark.
    Miami Dolphins
    Strength:
    Cam Cameron should be able to get some production out of the offense if Trent Green can stay healthy and the line can block. Even if they can't, he’ll still be an offensive whiz in my book. My book is called Stuff That Isn’t True.
    Weakness:
    The Dolphins pass protection is horrible, but they don’t really have anybody worth protecting, so in a sense it's not really a weakness.
    Question mark:
    The coaches should make the whole team do extra up-downs every time third-year fullback Kyle Eckel screws up. That will teach him to be a third-year fullback. *******.
    New York Jets
    Strength:
    The team is being pretty hush-hush about Thomas Jones’ leg injury. In fact, they won’t even tell Jones what’s wrong with him. He’s going around thinking he has an arm injury.
    Weakness:
    Chad Pennington has a weak arm, but he can improve that by going down to the Y and doing some curls. You’d be surprised have fast they build your muscles. Then he should learn how to throw.
    Question Mark:
    Darrelle Revis is a shut-down cornerback, which means teams will probably be passing on the Jets way less and running on them way more, and their run defense isn’t that great, so the selection of Revis was a puzzling one.


    ENTIRE 2007 AFC PREVIEW

  • justasportsfan
    Registered User
    • Jul 2002
    • 71601

    #2
    Re: 2007 AFC Preview

    Rofl
    sacrifice1
    https://theinterviewwithgod.com/video/

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    • Static
      The lap dances are always better when the stripper is crying.
      • Jul 2005
      • 10584

      #3
      Re: 2007 AFC Preview

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      • Mitchy moo
        Roways rooking ahread!
        • Sep 2005
        • 18380

        #4
        Re: 2007 AFC Preview

        Typical Assessment of the AFC, NE get's their butts kissed and we get shafted. F- all the naysayers.

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        • Crisis
          Registered User
          • Aug 2004
          • 12738

          #5
          Re: 2007 AFC Preview

          Originally posted by Skooby
          Typical Assessment of the AFC, NE get's their butts kissed and we get shafted. F- all the naysayers.
          Idiot.
          Originally posted by LOSman WINS
          Vanek is Austrian not European
          Originally posted by Prov401
          Pacquiao isn't asian. He's from the philippines
          Originally posted by better days
          I will not be surprised if Tebow has more success than Peyton in the NFL.

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          • BAM
            Registered User
            • Sep 2003
            • 33135

            #6
            Re: 2007 AFC Preview

            And here is the NFC Preview.



            A sample.. LOL

            St Louis Rams
            Strength:
            The offensive and defensive lines have been shored up, which is good because games are won and lost in the trenches, just like wars. Also like wars, the games never end and involve depleted uranium.
            Weakness:
            They lost a couple of white receivers in the offseason and only brought one in to replace them. Unless Marc Bulger or Adam Carriker can convert to wide receiver, this team isn’t going to be worth watching this season.
            Question Mark:
            The Rams might have a chance to make some noise in the division this year, but it’s not a noise I'd want to hear. I’d rather hear a Daughtry song sung by Nickelback and mixed by P. Diddy.

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            • madness
              Registered User
              • Apr 2003
              • 13690

              #7
              Re: 2007 AFC Preview

              I think these are better then the AFC.

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              • Pinkerton Security
                Pinkerton's son
                • Feb 2006
                • 6003

                #8
                Re: 2007 AFC Preview

                Strength:
                Greg Olsen is a speedy tight end who should be able to stretch the field for Rex Grossman. Lets just hope he doesn’t try to talk, because he’s one of those Miami guys who should be seen and not heard, unless he’s howling in pain from a broken leg.



                HAHAHA mcgaheeeeeeeeee

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                • patmoran2006
                  Ole' Ralphie SCROOGE
                  • Dec 2005
                  • 19840

                  #9
                  Re: 2007 AFC Preview

                  think the reference was to Kellen Winslow III


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